乔治和曼迪的头婚生活（2024）

Georgie & Mandy's First Marriage S01E15

Part 3 June 3, 2025, 9:54 p.m.

你觉得呢？
Don't you?
我觉得是
Yeah.
你每一样乐器都有啊
Are there any instruments you don't own?
一种独特的天然乐器通过木槌轻敲钟乳石使其震动发声
弗吉尼亚州的大钟乳石管风琴就不属于我
I don't own the Great Stalacpipe Organ in Virginia.
我不知道你在说啥
I don't know what that is.
是全世界独一份的管风琴
Uh, there's only one
位于一个3.5英亩的洞穴里
and it's in a three-and-a-half acre cavern.
它真的可以利用钟乳石来演奏
It plays actual stalactites.
我从来没听过但我肯定一定很美妙
I've never heard it, but I bet it sounds beautiful.
你这人真是好奇特
You're a unique kind of guy.
是吧
Aren't you?
确实
Very much, yes.
那是我卖♥♥给你的卡西欧电子琴吗
Is that the Casio I sold you?
是的
Yes.
我侄女的打嗝声就是用它录的
I sampled my niece burping.
你侄女多大了
How old's your niece?
问女性年龄不太礼貌
It's not polite to ask a woman's age,
她14个月大了
but 14 months.
真可爱
Cute.
我不是自吹自擂啊我也整整316个月[26岁4个月]大了呢
Not to brag, but I'm 316 months myself.
嗯你确实奇特
Yep, unique.
车修得咋样了
Hey, how's the car coming?
挺好的
Good, good.
能发动吗
Did you get it running?
不行
Nope, nope.
谁去叫康纳来吃晚饭？
Will someone please go up and tell Connor that dinner's ready?
康纳现在其实...
Actually...
有点点...
Connor's a little...
忙
busy right now.
忙啥？
Busy with what?
和那个女孩玩音乐
Working on music with that girl.
她来了？
She's here?
没错还蛮可爱的
Yep, and she's cute.
你能见到她而我却不能？
Oh, so you got to meet her and I didn't?
你说得一点不错
That is what happened.
我应该上去邀请她共进晚餐
Well... I should just go up and invite her to dinner.
妈别去 -为啥？我们有啥问题吗？
Mom, no. -Why, what's wrong with us?
我们仨没问题
Uh, well, nothing's wrong with us.
你意思是有问题的是我？
Oh, so I'm the problem?
咋啦？你觉得我会让他难堪？
What? I'm gonna embarrass him?
很好你还是明白的
Good, you get it.
你为我的歌♥曲填好歌♥词了吗？
So did you write any lyrics for my song?
填了一些
Some.
真的吗？我能听听吗？
Really? Can I hear?
行吧 -太好了
Sure, I guess. -Excellent.
你准备好和我说
Let me know when you're ready.
我唱的时候你能转过去吗？
Actually, can you not look at me while I'm singing?
抱歉当然可以
Of course. Sorry.
开始吧
Okay, go ahead.
她时不时会思考
♪ Now and then she's wondering ♪
如何能扭转局面
♪ What'll turn the tide ♪
日复一日一成不变
♪ All days the same ♪
是一场等待的游戏
♪ A waiting game ♪
是期待成真的梦想
♪ A dream to come alive ♪
如何能彻底改变
♪ What'll it take to uproot ♪
在不可挽回之前...
♪ Before it goes too deep... ♪
我能看着你吗 -当然
Can I look at you, please? - Sure.
歌♥词真棒
That's so good.
谢谢
Thanks.
我还没唱完呢
There's more.
噢对
Right.
比赛还有1分钟比分还是...
And with one minute left to go in the game, the score remains exactly...
他们在上面待了好长时间了
They've been up there a while.
你觉得他们俩在干啥呢
What do you think they're doing?
他可能在藏尸吧
Well, he could be hiding the body.
阿曼达!
Amanda.
估计就是做约会做的事
They're probably just hanging out.
我永远不会第一次约会就去男孩子的房♥间
I never would've gone to a boy's room on a first date.
他都26岁了
He's 26.
你和他聊过"那方面"的事吗？
Did you ever have "the talk" with him?
我为啥要和他聊这个
Why would I?
因为你是他爸
Because you're his father.
你还是他妈呢又没规定一定得是父亲来
And you're his mother. There ain't no rules.
她和你聊过性相关的话题吗？-没有
Did she ever have the talk with you? -No.
怎么没有呢
I most certainly did.
我记得你说过度蜜月前都要保持洁身自好
Oh, like, when you said keep your knees together till the honeymoon?
你没好好听就别怪我了
It's not my fault you didn't listen.
你老妈也没做到这一点
She didn't listen, either.
吉姆!
Jim!
麦卡利斯特夫人
Mrs. McAllister!
你这个小骚货
You little floozy.
美国乐队 1972年成立
有点斯迪利-丹乐队的味道
That had a little Steely Dan to it.
谢谢 -我不是在称赞你
Thank you. -Wasn't a compliment.
你对斯迪利-丹有意见吗
You got a problem with Steely Dan?
听他们的歌♥来助眠蛮合适的
They're fine, to fall asleep to.
斯迪利-丹的音乐可是结合了古典乐的编排和现代录音室的技术
Steely Dan is the ultimate fusion of classic arrangement and modern studio techniques.
我更喜欢纯粹的音乐
I just like music that's more raw.
美国乐队是朋克三和♥弦♥理论的创始者 1974年成立
比如呢雷蒙斯乐队吗
Like what, the Ramones?
雷蒙斯的第一个专辑就是艺术品
That first Ramones album is a work of art.
听起来像赶在1小时内就录好的
Sounds like it was recorded in an hour.
那又咋样？他们的录音还是有点内容的
Who cares? They captured something.
斯迪利-丹的录音可是完美的
Steely Dan captured sonic perfection.
你觉得完美我觉得无聊
Perfection is boring.
不是完美就是完美
No, it's not. It's perfect.
音乐的魅力就在于缺陷
Flaws are where the magic is.
你喜欢缺陷？-喜欢
You actually like flaws? - I do.
那你走运了我全身都是缺陷
Well, you're in luck, I got plenty of them.
我看出来了
I'm aware.
真没想到
That was unexpected.
抱歉
Sorry.
好的继续吧
Okay, I'm good.
我简直无法相信这个女孩就在我们家里
Can't believe this girl was in our house,
他都不愿意介绍给我
and he didn't introduce me.
别去想了
Oh, just let it go.
你别忘了当时我们也没及时见到小乔治
Need I remind you that we didn't meet Georgie
见到的时候已经太晚了
until it was too late.
那是因为当时你和曼迪...
Well, that's 'cause you and Mandy don't have the...
关系不太好
best relationship.
但我和康纳关系很好啊
But Connor and I have a good one.
又好又诡异
Good, weird, whatever.
他先去告诉了小乔治你没有不爽吗？
Doesn't it bother you that he went to Georgie first?
没有
Nope.
你是他爸啊
You're his father.
我当时也不想告诉我爸这种事
I didn't talk to my dad about this stuff.
拜托你和我一起生闷气吧
Come on, be upset with me.
该死为啥我儿子不愿意和我谈论他女朋友和性相关的话题呢？
Dang it, why doesn't my son want to talk about girls and sex?
我有很多想分享给他的知识
So much I want to share.
当我没说
Never mind.
你看啊儿子当我和你老妈做♥爱♥的时候...
You see, son, when I make sweet love to your mother...
你够了
Oh. Enough.
你确定不来点咖啡吗？
Sure you don't want some coffee?
不用了
No, I'm good.
我做的馅饼也是一流哦
I toast a mean Pop-Tart.
下次吧
Maybe next time.
我们还会有下次吗？
There's gonna be a next time?
希望如此
I hope so.
我也是
Me, too.
拜 -拜
Bye. -Bye.
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