乔治和曼迪的头婚生活（2024）

Georgie & Mandy's First Marriage S01E06

Part 3 Dec. 18, 2024, 8:55 p.m.

When do you find the time to sleep?
没有啊
I don't.
所以待会布道的时候如果我睡着了
So if it happens during your sermon,
可不是故意的啊
don't take it personal.
你是牛马上帝会奖励你的
Hard worker, God rewards that.
说起这个
Speaking of which,
我注意到
I couldn't help but notice
你们教堂有几辆面包车的轮胎已经磨平了
you had some church vans out there with bald tires.
我很乐意帮你们去换
Be happy to take care of that for you.
没错我们教堂的轮胎就包在你身上了
Oh, yeah, this is the church for you.
仪式结束后我们详聊
Let's talk after the service.
没骗你吧
I told you.
你在这才待了不到5分钟已经开始赚钱了
Not even here five minutes and you're already prospering.
确实
I guess I am.
真为你高兴
I'm so happy for you.
还抱啊好吧
Okay, more hugging.
还记得你当年想成为达拉斯牛仔队的啦啦队长吗？
Remember when you wanted to be a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader?
美国NFL球队
现在也还来得及啊
There's still time.
真的来得及啊！
There is!
啊对对对那我也还有时间成为健美操教练
Yeah, and I'm gonna be an aerobics instructor.
嘿在教堂过得开心吗
Hey. How was church?
很棒我遇到了牧师
Great. I met the reverend.
人非常好
Real nice guy.
觉得更有钱了吗？
Feel more prosperous?
的确
Actually, I do.
麦卡利斯特汽修店现在是这个教堂所有巴士和面包车的
McAllister Auto is now the exclusive tire store
独家轮胎供应商了
for all the church buses and vans.
没开玩笑吧
You're kidding.
除了轮胎还包括了刹车和其他汽车调校服务
Tires, brakes, alignment, the works.
我报了一个高得离谱的价格
In fact, I gave him a ridiculously high price,
在这基础上打了9折
then knocked ten percent off.
他非常高兴
He was thrilled.
你怎能不爱这孩子呢
How can you not love this kid?
他骗了一个牧师
He hustled a reverend.
就是啊
Exactly.
我觉得是时候多给你点补偿了
You know, I think it's time we up your compensation.
我们已经提供了免费食宿和带娃服务
We already give them free room, board and childcare.
没错但现在他又多了拖车的活从早忙到晚
Yeah, but with the tow truck, he's working day and night.
拖车的活是他自愿揽下的吉姆
He volunteered, Jim.
因为他很能干啊
'Cause he's a go-getter.
那他应该去找别的工作
Well, then he can go get another job.
我们要加入对话么
Should we jump in here?
千万别我的车就是这么来的
No, stay out of it, this is how I got a car.
多给他一些钱只会激励他做得更多
Giving him a cut only motivates him to make more.
让他保持饥饿感才会让他做得更多
Keeping him hungry motivates him more.
你看正是因为有这种想法
Now, you see, that is the kind of thinking
共♥产♥主义才会那么吸引人
that makes Communism appealing.
你确定我们不需要加入么
You sure we shouldn't jump in?
嘘快了快了
Shh, we're close.
你是在叫我共♥产♥主义者吗？
Did you just call me a Communist?
我只是说一个正直的美国人在这种情况下
I'm just saying a good American
会付给他应得的报酬
would pay him what he's worth.
成了
There it is.
行吧你想给他多少就多少
Fine, pay him whatever you want.
我的吉普切诺基就是这么来的
And that's how I got a Jeep Cherokee.
我算是明白了
I see what's going on.
我加薪了你就对我更亲密了
I get a raise, you can't keep your hands off of me.
你有意见啊
You got a problem with that?
没有你是对的我有钱了之后更性感了
No, you're right, I'm way more sexy.
我很为你自豪
Well, I'm really proud of you.
话说周三有个圣经学习会
You know, there's a Bible study Wednesday.
你想来吗？
You want to come?
你的下流话还需要多多改进啊
Oh, wow, we really need to work on your dirty talk.
抱歉我以为你会喜欢的
Sorry, I just think you really might like it.
谢了但我不想看你向一群圣经狂热者卖♥♥轮胎
Thanks, but I don't need to watch you sell tires to a bunch of Bible thumpers.
和卖♥♥轮胎无关
It ain't about that.
这个学习会好像真的有点用
It's actually kind of working.
你是什么意思？
W-What are you talking about?
我赚了更多的钱你白天想和我做♥爱♥
I'm making more money and you want to have day sex.
我祈祷的就是这个
That's everything I've ever prayed for.
请别告诉我
Please don't tell me
你觉得这是教会的功劳
you think that's 'cause of the church.
我不知道也许吧
I don't know. Maybe.
我就是觉得他们宣传的那些说法大部分还挺有道理的
I'm just saying a lot of what they preach makes sense.
你越来越像你妈妈了
Ugh, you're starting to sound like your mom.
你特么是什么意思
What the heck's that supposed to mean?
别发火我爱你妈妈但...
Oh, calm down, I love her, but...
每次提到教会的话题
you know, when it comes to the church,
她就有点...
she's a little bit of a...
有点什么？
A little bit of a what?
等等我在想比“发神经”更好的词
Hang on, I'm trying to think of a word that isn't "nutjob."
发神经？
Nutjob?
如果我现在是你就不会去比较我们的母亲
If I were you, I wouldn't start comparing moms.
你是什么意思？
What's that mean?
等等我在想比“婊♥子♥”更好的词
Hang on, I'm trying to think of a word that isn't "bitch."
你去哪？我们不是要做♥爱♥么
Where you going? I thought we were gonna fool around.
那你就去祈祷会发生吧
Pray for it, see what happens.
嘿刹车片还没装好吗？
Hey. Still waiting them on brakes?
你想要我装得快点还是质量好点？
Want it done fast or you want 'em done right?
我是想让你现在就装好
Well, I want 'em done now.
你就像一头正在练习吼叫的狮子
Aw, like a big lion practicing his roar.
我没心情和你胡闹鲁本
I ain't in the mood, Ruben.
别闹了 -老婆找你麻烦了？
Quit it. -Trouble at home?
她发现那个性感的教会女士了？
Wife find out about the hot church lady?
没有
No.
你还在保密啊真聪明
Keeping her a secret? Smart.
我才不关心她
I don't care about her.
关心谁？
Care about who?
那个邀请我去教堂的女人
The woman who invited me to church.
很性感的女人
The hot woman.
就像海滩游侠的美女救生员一样
Baywatch hot.
你要解释一下吗？
Care to explain?
她是很漂亮
Yeah, she's attractive.
身材火♥辣♥
Muy fuego.
但不关我的事我们俩只是朋友关系
But it don't matter 'cause we're just friends.
所以你没干蠢事？
So you're not doing something dumb?
我一直干蠢事
Oh, I do dumb stuff all the time,
但是不是这方面的
just not this.
你要当心点
Well, be careful.
timeshare：购买♥♥♥房♥♥产一部分时间的使用权
同时拥有这段时间内其产权，大部分是度假村的公♥寓♥楼单元
我在佛罗里达有一间分时度假房♥
I own a timeshare in Florida
因为中介长得很像拉奎尔·韦尔奇
'cause the saleslady looked like Raquel Welch.
美国演员
我不认识她
I don't know who that is.
她可迷人了
Oh, she was a knockout.
前♥凸♥后♥翘♥的
Had curves in all the right places.
她还在一部电影里穿了带毛皮的比基尼
She wore this fur bikini in a movie, man.
我到现在还在想那个场景
I still think about it.
带毛皮的比基尼？
Fur bikini?
她很冷吗？
Was she cold?
赶紧工作去
Get back to work.
前♥凸♥后♥翘♥哈
"Curves in all the right places."
他年纪大了
Dude is old.
小乔治会和我们一起吃晚餐吗
Will Georgie be joining us for dinner?
不会他去圣经学习会了
Uh, no, he's at Bible study.
我希望他不会变得像他妈妈一样
I do hope he isn't turning into his mother.
你别这么说啊
That is a terrible thing to say.
无论我们怎么挣扎
No matter how hard we fight it,
在人生某个时间点我们都会变得像父母一样
at some point we all turn into our parents.
嗯那我要变得像老爸一样
Yeah, well, I'm turning into Dad.
太晚了金发小妞