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what it's supposed to look like.
-[乔希]我不这么认为。
‐ [Josh] I didn't think so.
-它不应该是干燥的,像这样掉下来的部分。
‐ It's not supposed to be dry and falling a part like that.
它应该就像奶酪涂抹一样
It's supposed to be just like a cheese spread
你从罐子里喷出来。
you spray out of a can.
这让我想起了曲奇饼。
This reminds me of, like, cookie dough.
但是,我的意思是,我认为它是可以食用的。
But, I mean, it's edible I think.
-我想试试。
‐ I wanna try it.
让我们来做饼干吧。
Let's do the crackers.
你知道我是个爱吃饼干的人。
You know I'm a big cracker guy.
-[老烟]我还是闻起来像麦芽大麦。
‐ [Old Smokey] I still smell like malted barley in there.
-[乔什]是的,我非常喜欢。
‐ [Josh] Yeah, I like that a lot.
-[老烟]芝士摊开了,让我们开始吧
‐ [Old Smokey] Cheese spread, let's get into it.
只是尝一尝。-是的.
Just a taste. ‐ Yeah.
-你只活一次,对吗?-对.
‐ You only live once, right? ‐ Right.
(深呼吸)
(deep breath)
(悬疑的音乐)
(suspenseful music)
(发出厌恶的声音)
(vocalizing in disgust)
-哦,那太糟糕了.
‐ Oh, that's so bad.
-这让我的嘴巴都麻木了
‐ That's making my mouth all numb around the inside.
一开始还不错,然后就全砸到我的东西里了。
It wasn't bad at first and then it all hit my, in my stuff.
-这是奶酪第一次让我的嘴巴发麻。
‐ That is the first time cheese has made my mouth go numb.
-[乔希]气味哪儿也去不了。
‐ [Josh] The smell's not going anywhere.
那看起来不像是食物。
That doesn't look like food.
-[老烟]或闻起来像食物。
‐ [Old Smokey] Or smell like food.
-我想为我买♥♥了那个道歉。
‐ I wanna apologize for buying that.
-一切都很好,伙计.
‐ It's all good, dude.
让我们暂时远离它吧。
Let's just get away from it for a little while.
对我们来说,种植者花生是最重要的。
The Planters peanuts are on top of the list for us.
-吃到了花生酱的味道!
‐ Got that beautiful peanut flavor!
-[老烟]尽管他们都快40岁了,
‐ [Old Smokey] Even though they were almost 40 years old,
它们的味道即使不是更好,也是很好的,
they tasted as good, if not better,
比你今天能买♥♥到的更多。
than many that you can buy today.
-咸的,好吃的。
‐ It's salty, it's delicious.
但鸡肉也同样臭名昭著。
But the chicken a la king MRE was just as infamous
一如既往。
as it's always been.
-就像一些非常难吃的婴儿食品.
‐ It's like some really nasty baby food.
-部队不想在新鲜的时候吃它们
‐ Troops didn't wanna eat them when they were fresh
而30多年的时间对这件事一点帮助也没有。
and 30 something years didn't help this one at all.
我想我不会吃那个的。
I don't think I'm gonna eat that.
-那是我结账的地方。
‐ That's where I check out.
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