随性（2016）

Easy S02E07

Part 3 Aug. 5, 2020, 2:24 p.m.

-好吧 -谢谢谢谢
- Okay. - Thank you. Thanks.
参观愉快
Enjoy.
我们很激动
And now, we are so excited.
开幕之夜来了一位表演嘉宾
We have a guest performer just for opening night.
她让大家坐在地上
Um, she has asked everybody to sit down on the floor.
麻烦大家照做
Um, so if you could do that now
还有别忘了不能拍照观看愉快
and also remember no photos and enjoy the show.
切斯切斯你去哪
Chase. Chase! Where the fuck are you going, dude?
我走了我要去阿吉那
I'm leaving, I'm going to Jeezy's.
你不能就这么离开我的艺术展
You can't just walk out of my art show like that.
很丢人好吗
It's fucking embarrassing, dude!
你觉得丢人
Oh, you're fucking embarrassed?
你真是让我的艺术家倍感可靠切斯
Way to make my artists feel really fucking secure, Chase.
明明有问题你却装作没有
You act like there's no problem when clearly there's a problem.
你不想我去表演我知道原因
You don't want me to do my show, and I know why.
因为你是个该死的伪君子
'Cause you're a fucking hypocrite.
婊♥子♥们在台上跳舞
You got these little bitches up there dancing,
脱衣抓奶
taking their fucking clothes off and grabbing their fucking tits!
你假装相信那些你根本不相信的东西
You act like you believe in shit you don't really believe in.
好吧你说对了好吗
Fine. Fine, you're fucking right, okay?
对不起我不想让你去做滑稽表演
I'm sorry, I don't want you to do burlesque.
并不是因为我不喜欢滑稽表演
It's not because I don't like burlesque
也不是因为我不喜欢这些女生
and it's not because I don't like these girls,
-或者别的什么只是 -我知道
- or whatever the fuck. It's just- - - I know.
是的我很抱歉我爱你我想保护你
Yes! I'm sorry, I love you, and I want to protect you,
我爱你我知道这不是在保护你
and I love you, and I know that's not protecting you,
对不起可是操
and I'm sorry, but, like, fuck!
我只是个嫉妒占有欲强烈的婊♥子♥
I'm just a jealous, possessive bitch,
我很抱歉这很糟对不起
and I'm fucking sorry about it. It sucks dick. I'm sorry.
好样的继续为波塔鼓掌
Yeah, that's right! Keep it going for Boutte.
我不知道你们如何但波塔让我血压上升
I don't know about y'all, but Boutte got my blood pressure up.
让我胆固醇升高大家来叫一声
She got my cholesterol up. Let me get y'all with a...
接下来上台的是女士们先生们
All right, coming to the stage, ladies and gentlemen,
她被票选为世界第三
she is voted the number three burlesque figure
滑稽舞演员
in the entire world.
她是滑稽舞界的蜜獾
She is the honey badger of burlesque.
掌声有请
Let me hear you make some noise for the
独一无二的吉丝·路易斯
one, the only Jeez Loueez!
-嗨 -你还好吗
- Hi. - You okay?
你不好
No, you're not.
你有过做糟糕的女权主义者的经历吗
Are you ever a terrible feminist?
嗯很艰难
Yeah. It's fucking hard.
人无完人我今天刮了腿毛
Yeah, nobody's perfect. I shaved my legs today.
-靠 -你可以缓缓
- Fuck. - You can take a second.
我们得回去
We need to get back in there.
走吧我会擦干眼泪走吧
Let's just go. I'll clean it up and let's just do it.
好了我们走
Band-Aid. Fuck, let's go.
阿吉演出怎么样
How was Jeezy's?
很有意思
It was fun.
你的展览呢
How was your show?
-很烂 -抱歉
- It was shitty. - I'm sorry.
没事不是你的错
It's okay. It's not your fault.
抱歉宝贝
I'm sorry, baby.
我知道
I know.
我真的很抱歉我感觉糟透了
Yeah, but I'm really sorry. I feel like shit.
没事
It's okay.
-我爱你 -我爱你
- I love you. - I love you.
你们知道何时该鼓掌怎么鼓掌
See, you know when to applaud, you know how applause works.
跟我说说今晚有新人吗
Tell me something. Are any of you new tonight?
有吗棒看看
Anybody... Yes, look at that.
我们即将一起踏上冒险旅程
We're all about to go on a little adventure together.
你我这把椅子还有蜜汁烤火腿小姐
You, me, this chair and Miss Honey-baked Ham!
-天啊怎么样 -我引爆全场我做到了
- Oh, shit. How was it? - I'm overtaking this. I did it.
-我跳得很好 -是吗
- I was good. - Yeah?
好有意思特别棒
That was so fun. That was really great.
你慌了吗
Um... What? Are you freaking out?
我想知道乔来了吗
Wait, I wanna know if Jo is out there.
我没看到乔但是观众超酷
I didn't see Jo but the audience, girl, it was so cool.
-你能看到什么吗 -你可以看到很多人
- Can you see anything? - You could see a lot of people
他们很开心你把衣服脱掉
happy you're taking your clothes off.
-多少人 -我没数
- How many? - I didn't count.
把你们的钱准备好手拿出来
Have your dollars ready and have those hands ready
准备新一轮的鼓掌
for another round of applausin'.
接下来出场的是查查女士
Up next, it is Lady Cha Cha.