美女上错身（2009）

Drop Dead Diva S06E13

Part 1 Nov. 11, 2020, 1:09 p.m.

See that aspiring model there?
看见那个满怀抱负的模特没
That's me -- Deb --
那就是我黛比
until the day I died.
直到我死的那天
I thought I'd go straight to heaven,
我以为我会直接上天堂
but there was a bit of a mix-up,
但是出了点小乱子
and I woke up in someone else's body.
结果我在别人的躯体中醒来
So now I'm Jane,
所以现在我成了简
a super-busy lawyer with my very own assistant.
一名拥有个人助理的超忙律师
I got a new life, a new wardrobe,
我有了新的生活新的衣着
and the only people who really know what's going on with me
而唯一知道真♥相♥的人
are my girlfriend Stacy and my guardian angel, Paul.
是我的闺蜜史黛西还有我的守护天使保罗
I used to think everything happened for a reason.
我一直觉得世间万事必有其因
Now, I sure hope I was right.
现在我真希望我没想错
Previously on "Drop Dead Diva"...
《美女上错身》前情提要
I need 12 french tubes and... Grayson.
我需要内径4毫米的管子格雷森
Charging the 360.
准备360伏电击
All clear. Shock.
离手了吗电击
Asystole.
心搏停止
Check for pulse.
检查脉搏
Calling it.
宣布病人死亡
Time of death -- 5:17 p.m.
死亡时间下午5点17分
If you're ready, I am happy to show you to your afterlife.
如果准备好了我很乐意送你转世
Oh, no. I'm not going to the afterlife.
不我不想转世
I'm not done with this life.
这一世还没有结束呢
I found this in storage.
我在仓库里发现了这个
It was the last one.
这是最后一个
It's still got the button.
上面还有返回键
Jane, it's me. It's Grayson.
简是我格雷森
This isn't funny and I'm hanging up.
这可不好笑我要挂电♥话♥了
I hit "Return"...and I'm back.
我按了返回键我回来了
When I feel down...
当我情绪低落时
have to remind myself
我必须提醒自己
I'm getting a second chance with this woman.
我又获得了一次和这个女人在一起的机会
Only woman I've ever loved.
这个我唯一爱过的女人
I need to tell you that Ian's using you.
我得告诉你伊恩在利用你
I know you can't see clearly now because you're grieving for Grayson,
你看不清是因为你在为格雷森而悲伤
but trust us -- he's not good for you.
但相信我们他不适合你
And he's not good for the firm, either.
他对律所也不好
Owen, Kim...
欧文金
I quit.
我辞职
Oh, my god!
天啊
What a surprise!
真没想到
I just heard about Grayson. I am so sorry.
我刚听说了格雷森的事我很遗憾
Oh, yes. Um, that...was awful.
是啊那...太糟糕了
I would have come sooner,
我本来可以早点来的
but on my musical tour of prisons,
但我在监狱巡演时
I dropped my phone in the toilet at Leavenworth,
在莱文沃斯把手♥机♥掉进了厕所
and you don't reach in there for any reason.
总不能伸手去捞吧
So I couldn't check my e-mail.
所以我就查不了邮件了
I am the worst friend.
我真是最差劲的朋友了
No, really, it's okay. I'm so happy to see you.
不真没事我很高兴见到你
Jane, what's going on?
简怎么了
Oh, my god. Yes.
天啊是啊
There have been some changes since you've been gone.
你离开后发生了一些事
Oh, my god! I know. I know.
天啊我知道我知道
It seems strange to see
格雷森去世后没几天
another man in my bed so soon after Grayson's passing.
就有另一个男人上了我的床这是很奇怪
But let me just introduce you. This is --
但容我介绍一下这位是...
Ian Michael Holt.
伊恩·麦克·霍尔特
I never thought I'd see you again.
真没想到我还会再见到你
Paul.
保罗
I swear, I wasn't watching a video
我发誓我没在看
of Justin Bieber puking during a concert.
贾斯汀·比伯在演唱会上呕吐的视频
Okay. We need to talk about Jane.
好吧我要跟你谈谈简的事
As you know, she quit the firm.
你知道她辞职了
Any clients come looking for her,
要是有委托人来找她
you send them straight to me, do you understand?
你就让他们直接来找我明白了吗
Jane's clients straight to you. Got it.
让简的委托人去找你明白
Excuse me.
打扰一下
I swear, I wasn't watching a video
我发誓我没在看
of Amanda Bynes being kicked out of a spin class.
阿曼达·拜恩斯被赶出动感单车课堂的视频
Okay. Um, can you help us?
好吧能帮忙吗
We're looking for Jane Bingum.
我们想找简·宾格温
Oh. Are you clients? Uh, yeah, that's right.
你们是委托人吗是的
Jane's no longer at the firm, but this is her address.
简辞职了这是她的地址
I'll let her know you're on the way.
我会告诉她你们去找她了
Thank you.
谢谢
Am I interrupting?
我没打扰到你吧
No, of course not.
当然没有
Before you say anything, um, I know.
在你开口之前我知道
I'm a horrible person.
我糟透了
I really enjoyed our three dates,
之前的三次约会我真的很愉快
and I'm sorry I didn't return your last call.
很抱歉上次没有回你电♥话♥
But between work and Noah getting pinkeye,
但我工作忙诺亚还得了红眼病
I just -- I realized
我发现自己
that I'm not ready for anything serious.
还没准备好谈婚论嫁
But it's still no excuse not to call you back.
但也不该不回你电♥话♥
I'm sorry. Apology accepted.
我很抱歉我接受你的道歉
But that's not why I'm here.
但我不是为此而来
I need your legal help.
我需要你的法律帮助
Great.
太好了
I am way better at law than I am at dating.
我做律师比约会拿手多了
Please, have a seat.
请坐吧
So, what's up?
怎么回事
Well, you know I work for a temp agency.
你知道我在一家临时服务公♥司♥工作吧
Yes, you are a professional assistant.
知道你是个职业助理
I was just fired.
我刚被炒了鱿鱼
Why?
为什么
I tweeted about joining an organization
我发微博说自己加入了一个
called "The bigfooters."
叫做"大脚怪控"的组织
As in "Bigfoot"?
是指那个"大脚怪"吗
Yes, and last weekend, we hiked the Sierra Madre.
对上周末我们去马德雷山脉远足
We made sasquatch calls, wood knocks,
我们学大脚怪叫敲击木头
and used thermal imagers at night
晚上用热成像仪
to try and spot a 'squatch.
寻找大脚怪
It was a blast.
很有意思
You don't actually believe in bigfoot, do you?
你不会真的相信有大脚怪存在吧
Bigfoot may or may not be real,
大脚怪也许存在也许不存在
But I choose to live in a world where anything is possible.
但我更愿意相信一切皆有可能
Okay, uh...Well, as an at-will employee,
好吧作为任意制雇员
the temp agency can fire you for just about anything.
临时服务公♥司♥可以以任何理由解雇你
But I'm not at-will. I have a contract.
但我不是任意制雇员我签了合同
Great.
太好了
Well, then, I will contact the agency
我会联♥系♥公♥司♥
and set up a meeting to see about getting your job back.
安排一次会面帮你把工作找回来
While it's true I left the firm,
是的我辞职了
I am perfectly capable of handling your case,
我可以接受你们的委托
as long as you don't mind me working from home.
只要你们不介意我在家办公
Our case is pro bono.
我们的案子是公益性的
We're not in a position to be demanding.
我们没资格要求那么多
Well, then, great. So, let's get started.
那太好了我们开始吧
I'm sorry. Didn't realise we had company.
抱歉我不知道有客人来
Oh, yes. These are my new clients.
是的这两位是我的新委托人
And this is...
这是...
I'm Jane's, uh...paralegal.
我是简的... 法律助理
Yes. He is my paralegal.
没错他是我的法律助理
Uh, Ian, would you like to join us?
伊恩要来一起吗
Of course. It's what I do.
当然了这是我的工作
So, to bring my paralegal up to speed,
我给我的法律助理解释一下
uh, Deena and Adam, who just got engaged --
迪娜和亚当刚刚订婚