美女上错身（2009）

Drop Dead Diva S06E12

Part 4 Nov. 11, 2020, 1:09 p.m.

He was too smart.
他很聪明
He had too many other options.
有许多其它路可选
I know that this is hard to accept, but --
我知道这很难接受但是
No. I mean, he would never take a diuretic.
不他决不会服用利尿剂
If anything, Dean was trying to put on weight, not lose it.
就算要做他也会增肥而不是减肥
Please, Jane.
求你了简
Don't give up on him.
别放弃他
Okay.
好吧
Okay.
好吧
Can you get me a list of all of Dean's friends
你能给我一张迪恩在足球训练营里的
at the football camp?
朋友的名单吗
What are you hoping to find?
这能有什么发现
If everything you told me about Dean is true,
如果你说的都是真的
then he would only have taken a diuretic
那么只有他信任的人
if someone he trusted gave it to him.
给他利尿剂他才会吃
Someone at that camp.
训练营里的某人
Maybe a trainer, maybe a coach.
也许是训练员也许是教练
And if we can prove it,
如果能够证明这点
we would still have a case.
那官司就还有得打
Ms. Kaswell, how long have you known Hank Spencer?
卡斯维女士你认识汉克·斯潘瑟多久了
Since I started litigating at this courthouse, so eight years.
从我在这间法庭出庭开始也就是八年
And would you say that Mr. Spencer's actions
你觉得斯潘瑟先生在受袭当晚的行为
on the night he was mugged reflect poorly on him
损害了他的形象
or bailiffs in general?
或法警的形象吗
On the contrary,
恰恰相反
Hank's actions that night
汉克当晚的行为
only improved my opinion of bailiffs
让我对法警和法警系统的看法
and the bailiff program.
大为改观
Thank you. Your witness.
谢谢请对方提问
I have no questions.
我没有问题
Uh, okay.
好吧
Um, at this point,
现在
we'd like to call Hank Spencer to the stand.
我方要求汉克·斯潘瑟出庭作证
Your honor, we request that Mr. Spencer
法官大人我方要求斯潘瑟先生
testify in his Midnight Flyer costume
穿着夜行侠戏服出庭
so the jury can see how his Alter ego
让陪审团看看他的另一面
makes him unfit for service.
是多不适合做法警
I can't wear the costume, not in court.
我不能穿戏服不能在法庭上穿
Objection. On what grounds?
反对基于什么理由
On the grounds it's intended to denigrate my client.
他打算侮辱我的委托人
And frankly, it's ludicrous.
坦白说这很滑稽
Well, let's see.
看呐
I have a former judge representing a former bailiff
这有位前法官为一位前法警辩护
in a case against a courthouse in one of their own courts.
在法♥院♥自己的法庭里起诉法♥院♥
I think we're well past ludicrous.
我觉得我们已经够滑稽了
Request granted. Your honor
要求批准法官大人
30-minute recess for the plaintiff to change.
休庭三十分钟好让原告换衣服
Check out my leather jacket.
看我的皮夹克
I gave you that on your 30th birthday.
这是你三十岁生日时我送你的
I remember.
我记得
I found it at the bottom of the box Stacy gave me.
我在史黛西给我的箱子底下发现的
It's like a hand-me-down from myself.
就像是从我自己那儿淘来的二手货
Well, it still looks great on you.
你穿着还是很帅
And it really looks great with your boxers.
搭配你的四角短裤格外好看
That's good, because it clashed with my briefs.
太好了因为它跟我的三角内♥裤♥特别不搭
You know what?
你知道吗
You are just the diversion I need from my case.
还好有你让我从案子中分一下心
I thought the case was over.
我以为已经结案了
Yeah, there's just still one fact that bothers me.
是啊但还有一个问题让我很在意
What's that? Okay.
什么问题好吧
Diuretics make you lose weight, right?
利尿剂能让你减肥对吧
Dean wanted to bulk up.
迪恩想要增重
Why would a diuretic be found in his system?
那为什么他体内会有利尿剂呢
There's another reason why an athlete might take a diuretic,
运动员服用利尿剂还有一个原因
but it's not what you want to hear.
但不是你想听到的
Tell me.
说吧
Athletes can take diuretics to conceal steroids
运动员可以服用利尿剂隐瞒体内的类固醇
on a drug test.
以通过兴♥奋♥剂♥检测
If Dean wanted to gain weight quickly,
如果迪恩想迅速增重
he might've taken steroids
他可能会服用类固醇
and then flush the system with the diuretic.
然后用利尿剂排清身体
Which is why the private lab
所以私人实验室
found a diuretic but no steroids.
发现了利尿剂却没发现类固醇
That's a distinct possibility.
有这种可能
Ian, thank you.
伊恩谢谢你
Any idea where your counsel is, Mr. Spencer?
你的律师哪去了斯潘瑟先生
Well, they should be here. I don't --
他们本该在的我不知道
Sorry for the delay, your honor.
抱歉来晚了法官大人
What's going on, Mr. French?
怎么回事法兰奇先生
Call me Pro Bono Man!
叫我公益侠
And I'm Lady Adjudicator!
我是判决者小姐
Plaintiff's counsel is making a mockery of these proceedings.
原告律师正公然嘲弄法庭
You're the one that requested that the defendant wear a costume.
是你要求被告穿戏服
If he can wear one, so can we.
如果他能穿我们也可以
In fact, everyone in this courtroom
事实上这间法庭的每个人
is wearing some sort of costume --
都多多少少穿着戏服
Your judge's robe, your honor,
法官大人您穿着法官袍
The bailiff's uniform,
还有法警制♥服♥
Your poly-blend suit that came with extra pants.
你的涤纶混纺西装和买♥♥♥一♥送♥一♥的西裤
Mr. French and I have just swapped one costume for another.
我和法兰奇先生只是脱下一套换上了另一套
Proceed, Pro Bono Man.
请继续公益侠
Thank you.
谢谢
Mr. Spencer, in your decade as a bailiff,
斯潘瑟先生你做法警的十年间
how many times have you been cited with improper conduct?
有多少次被以行为不当指控
Never.
从来没有
I'd like to thank you for your many years of commendable service.
感谢你多年的辛勤服务
No more questions.
没有问题了
Mr. Spencer, why did you become a bailiff?
斯潘瑟先生你为什么做法警
To uphold the law.
维护♥法♥律正义
Why not become, say, a police officer?
为什么不做警♥察♥呢
I have great admiration for the L.A.P.D.
我很钦佩洛杉矶警局
In fact, you tried to join the L.A.P.D.,
事实上你想要加入洛杉矶警♥察♥局
but you failed their entrance exam.
但没有通过考试
Isn't that right?
对吗
Objection!
反对
This trial is about Hank's tenure as bailiff.
庭审是关于汉克作为法警的任期
Actually, this trial is about
事实上这次庭审是关于
whether or not Mr. Spencer has the mental stability
斯潘瑟先生是否精神状态稳定
to remain a bailiff,
以继续担任法警
and these questions go right to that.
这些问题正说明了那一点
Answer the question.
回答问题
It's true.
没错
I didn't pass their exam.
我没有通过考试
How many times did you not pass?
你失败了几次
Four.
四次
I took the exam four times.
我参加过四次考试
Isn't it possible, then, that your recent behavior --
有没有可能你最近的这些行为
the costume, the vigilantism --
包括穿戏服维护治安
is the result of years of frustration
是你之前多年的失败
finally boiling to the surface,
开始浮出表面
pushing you over the edge,
将你推向边缘
making you unfit to be a bailiff? Objection!
使你不适合做一名法警反对
Withdrawn. One last question.
撤回询问最后一个问题
If you walked down the street
如果你走在街上
and you saw a man wearing the outfit that you're wearing,
看到一个人跟你穿着相同的服装
what would you think of him?
你会怎么看他
Come on.
说啊
A grown man wearing a mask and a unitard?
一个戴着面具穿着紧身衣的成年人
You'd think he's a loser, right?
你会觉得他是个废物对吗
Objection! Your honor.
反对法官大人