未来总统日记

你没事吧 休假时我一直在联♥系♥你
You okay? I've been trying to call you all break.
我妈舞会后拿了我的手♥机♥
Yeah, my mom took away my phone after the dance.
我想问你来着
Yeah, um, I wanted to ask...
-怎么回事 -利亚姆很奇怪
- What was up with that? - Liam was being really weird.
不
No.
我是说整个舞会你都没怎么跟我说话
I mean how you barely talked to me the entire dance.
那应该是我们的夜晚
That was supposed to be, like, our night.
咱俩是情侣呀
You know, as a couple.
抱歉 我们只是
Sorry. We just--
我们策划了一个恶作剧 利亚姆
We planned this whole prank and Liam was--
好吧 但我只是
Fine. But I just--
我能分享真♥相♥吗
Can I share my truth?
帕洛阿尔托
Palo Alto.
鲍比 我们没怎么出来玩过
Bobby, we don't hang out that much.
也没有真正接过吻
And we never really kiss,
尽管我们都承认彼此的吻技超级棒
even though we both agreed we're super good kissers.
出什么事了吗
Is something going on?
不 不 只是 利亚姆
No, no, it's-- It's just, Liam is--
又是利亚姆
Again with Liam.
鲍比 有时候我觉得
Bobby, sometimes I feel like
你在乎利亚姆胜过你的女朋友
you care more about Liam than your own girlfriend.
什么
What?
利亚姆
Liam?
不 不 我在乎你
No, no. I care about you.
你
You... are...
你最棒了
you're awesome.
我爱你
I... I love you.
-是吗 -是的 当然
- You do? - Oh, yeah. Yeah, of course.
你是我女朋友 所以我爱你
You're my girlfriend, so I love you.
我们晚点去约会吧
Let's go on a date later.
冰沙 我给你发短♥信♥
Smoothies? I'll text you.
这是我的
That's for me.
我听说了一件你不喜欢的事
I heard a thing you're not gonna like.
他们在休息室发现了霉菌 是吗
They found mold in the break room, didn't they?
我们得去做核磁共振了
Ay, now we gotta get MRIs.
我刚碰到乔伊的助手
I just ran into Joy's assistant.
他说你和山姆要合作处理一个案子
And he told me that you and Sam are being put on a case together.
没事的 卡米拉
It's okay, Camila.
我说了我们是专业的同事
I told you that we are professional co-workers.
是埃琳娜
Ah, it's Elena.
妈妈
Hey, Mami.
跟你说件事
So, just a quick heads-up:
我没上去塔拉哈西的车
I didn't get on the bus to Tallahassee.
今天放学后我要搭车回家
So, I'm going to need a ride home from school today.
等等 埃琳娜 你说什么
Espérate, Elena. What are you saying?
-我不去塔拉哈西了 -什么
- I'm not going to Tallahassee. - What?
为了让你赶上巴士
You made me go 40 in a
你让我在学校路段开40码啊
school zone so that you wouldn't miss the bus.
待在家里更好
Staying home is better.
我可以旁听八年级的课程 或者跳个级
I can audit some eighth-grade classes, maybe skip a few grades.
谁需要中学 谁需要朋友 这样最好
Who needs middle school? Who needs friends? This is for the best.
埃琳娜 你不能这样
Elena, you can't just not get on the school bus.
嗯 听起来很紧急
Yes. No, this sounds like an emergency.
你说得对
Uh, you're right.
是的 我显然别无选择
Yes, I clearly have no choice
只能放弃我剩下的工作时间
but to give up the rest of my whole workday
开车七个小时去塔拉哈西
to drive the entire seven hours to Tallahassee.
等等 不 我不是这个意思
Wait. No. That's not at all what I want.
我想复习一下代数预修
I want to audit pre-algebra.
不 我走了 我现在就走
No, I'm leaving. I'm leaving right now.
卡米拉 能帮我个忙
Camila, can you do me a
今天去学校接鲍比吗
favor and pick up Bobby from school today?
没事吧
Is everything okay?
山姆 很抱歉 我现在没时间
Oh, Sam, I'm so sorry. I can't talk.
我得走了 是埃琳娜
I have to go. It's Elena.
你想谈谈为什么不上巴士吗
Do you wanna maybe talk about why you didn't get on the bus?
我不想去
I just don't wanna go.
我不在乎佛罗里达的立法程序
I don't care about Florida's many a legislative process.
我们都知道这不是真的
Now, we both know that's not true.
萨沙没有像你想的那样道歉吗
Did Sasha not apologize the way you thought she would?
好吧
Okay.
如果你不想谈 我有我们最喜欢的CD
Well, if you don't wanna talk, I have our favorite CDs.
糖心男孩 圣诞专辑 玛丽·居里 有声读物
Sugah Boyz, Christmas album. Marie Curie, audiobook.
快看 埃琳娜
Oh, look. Look, look, Elena.
你♥爸♥爸录的旧公路旅行CD
The old road trip CD your dad made.
埃琳娜 还记得你以前唱过这首歌♥吗
This one, Elena. Remember how you used to blast this song?
你♥爸♥爸歌♥词一直唱不对
Your Dad, he never got the lyrics right.
他副歌♥唱得最嗨
He would sing the chorus at the top of his lungs
剩下的部分就在那哼哼
and then mumble his way through the rest of the song.
但他发誓他记得所有的歌♥词 记得吗
Although, he swore he knew all the words. Remember?
不 不 不
Oh, no. No. No. No.
日记 那张CD
Diary, it seemed like that CD
就像我和萨沙的友谊一样 破裂了
was just like my friendship with Sasha, broken.
妈
Yeah, Ma.
我在卡米拉和丹尼尔家
I'm at Camila and Danielle's.
不 不 我今天没打架
No, no, I didn't get into a fight today.
好的 等一下
Okay, okay, one sec.
她想让你确认我真的在这里
She wants you to verify I'm actually here.
他来了 别担心
He's here. No te preocupes.
我会陪他等你从塔拉哈西回来 再见 加比
I'll keep him busy till you're back from Tallahassee. Bye, Gab.
她太溺爱了
She's so overprotective.
你打架了 和谁
You got into a fight? With who?
-我的朋友利亚姆 -利亚姆 我认识他
- My friend, Liam. - Liam? I know him.
我们一起从木星系列赛开车回来的
We drove back from Jupiter together.
你们让我停了三个地方买♥♥薯条
You guys made me stop at three different places for fries.
是的 必须集齐卷曲 皱边
Yeah, I mean, you gotta have curly, crinkle-cut--
华夫饼 炸薯条
Waffle. The french-fry trifecta.
丹尼尔懂行
Danielle gets it.
你和利亚姆为什么打架
Why did you and Liam get into a fight?
你们关系挺好啊
You guys seem to have a good thing going.
怎么了 你想谈谈吗
What happened? Do you wanna talk about it?
没什么大不了的
Eh, it's not a big deal.
鲍比 电子游戏在小房♥间
Hey, Bobby, video games are in the closet.
想不想看我在《逃离特里伦》完虐你
Wanna go grab 'em so I can kick your butt at Escape From TriTron?
好 我再拿个铲子来埋你
Oh, cool. I'll get the shovel too. Just so, when I bury you...
好吧 去吧
Okay. All right, go, go.
利亚姆是我跟你说的那个朋友
Liam is the friend I was telling you about.
他俩在储藏室有那么一瞬间 被我发现了
I caught them in, like, a moment, in the storage room.
有种"出柜"的感觉
One could call it a closet.
没错 他可能喜欢这个男孩
Exactly. I think he might like this boy.
打架可能只是一时冲动
And the fighting was just misdirected passion.
也许吧
Maybe.
我相信他有很多
I'm sure he has so many
自我认知和性取向的问题
questions about his identity and sexuality.
我们得给他一个安全的地方
We need to provide him with a safe space.
我们来当他的同性恋仙女
We'll be his fairy gaymothers.
安全的地方 很好
A safe space? Well, great.
那我不用弄第二张床了
So, I don't have to keep building this second bed
毕竟我们不用对你父母撒谎了
since we're not gonna be lying to your parents anymore.
不 是对他来说安全 不是对我们
Oh, no, safe for him, not for us.
我父母压根不看《艾伦秀》
My parents won't even watch Ellen.
好吧
Yep.
你沉默太久了 我受不了了
Okay, I've been indulging your silence way too long.
我们谈谈萨沙吧
Let's just talk about Sasha.
在你这个年纪 友情是很难的
Friendships at your age can be so tough.
萨沙为了杰西卡背叛了我
Sasha betrayed me for Jessica.
还说是好姐妹呢
So much for BFFAESNSOTBFBU.
现在是FBFFAESNSOTBFBU
Now it's FBFFAESNSOTBFBU.
-前好姐妹 -我明白
- Former Best Friend Forever And Ever-- - I get it.
感情是双向的
You know, relationships are a two-way street.