熟女镇（2009）

Cougar Town S02E19

Part 2 Dec. 8, 2020, 10:37 p.m.

So you're telling me that you didn't wear knee pads,
你是说你没有带护膝
because the other guys were making fun of you?
是因为别人笑话你
And because I'm not a baby. Ow! Ow, it stings!
还有我又不是小孩子好痛
Blow on it, blow on it.
吹吹快吹吹
Hey. Scored a goal today.
我今天打进一球
Ha! That was--I sc-- that's my first goal!
那是...我...进的第一球
That's my first goal!
我的第一球啊
If you won't take care of yourself,
你要是不照顾好自己
then you're not allowed to play anymore.
就不可以再打球去了
You're not my mom.
你又不是我老妈
Don't sass me. I'm not in the mood.
别回嘴我心情很差
Now take off your death skates,
把你的鬼鞋子脱下来
and I'll give you a ride home.
我顺路带你回家
I'm gonna rollerblade home.
我准备滑回家
I'll visit you in the hospital.
那我会去医院探望你的
Jules. Jules, wait.
茱尔斯茱尔斯等等
Can you help me down?
能帮我下来吗
All right, well, come here.
好吧好吧过来
Ow!
疼啊
Oh. Where's Trav?
小崔呢
I wanted to check in on him before I go save Ellie.
我准备去救艾莉之前看看他呢
Needed by everyone. Hello.
人人都要小猪儿啊听见我了吗
Yeah, Bobby couldn't find a pen,
听到了鲍比找不到笔
so he left me as a note.
我就成了人肉口信
Hey, j-bird. I took Trav out
小猪儿我和你老豆带小崔
with your pops to go see some hooters. Don't wait up.
去看看正妹了别等我们了
Oh, boy.
我晕
They basically kidnapped Trav and took him to a strip club.
他们等于是绑♥架♥小崔去脱衣舞俱乐部了
I mean, that is the last
我是说小崔现在最不需要的
thing he needs right now, you know? Totally.
就是脱衣舞♥女♥郎了是吧当然
So do you think Andy's happy?
那你觉的安迪过的快乐吗
I don't think that's something we should hash out right now.
我觉的我们现在不要讨论这个问题
Good seeing you, Jules.
很高兴见到你茱尔斯
This is horrible. I can't crush her, because that will
太可怕了我不能排挤她因为
just explode in a huge family crisis
因为那会引起安迪和他哥哥
for Andy and his brother,
巨大的家庭危机的
but I need to let out my mean. Here's an idea.
但我要说出我的想法我有个主意
Jules, you'll be my human stress ball.
茱尔斯你当我的人肉压力球
All right. When I'm about to lose it on Angela,
好要是我快招架不住安吉拉的时候
I'll just crap all over you.
我就拿你找心理平衡
Ah, that sounds great. I'm leaving.
听起来不错我要走了
What? No. Yes.
什么不行行
Stay. Can't.
留下不行
Ham. Cheese. All right. I really have to go,
火腿奶酪好吧我真该走了
but we are definitely playing this game later.
但我们回来可以玩这个游戏
Stupid strip club. You know, if they just wanted to see
低级的脱衣舞俱乐部如果他们想看
some dumb towny ho flopping her ta-tas,
都市里胸大无脑的人
all they needed to do was stay here and give $10 to--
他们只要来这花10美元给...
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know where
行了我知道
you're going with this. Let me finish. You.
你要说什么让我说完给你
Oh. Who is that little person in your house?
你房♥子里的小家伙是谁
The cousins are coming.
又来亲戚了
Fine, Jules, yes, I'll meet you at the strip club.
好的茱尔斯脱衣舞俱乐部见
Yeah, I am "Being careful."
好我会"非常小心的"
Hold on. I got to go. There's a, uh...
等等我要挂了这儿有个...
There's a guy here.
我这还有个人
What's up, little baller?
你好吗小家伙
Parents taught you not to talk to strangers, didn't they?
父母不让你和陌生人说话对吧
Say, uh... you want to ride together for a little while?
好想和我一起兜会风吗
Yeah? Aw, you feel me, playboy.
是吗你能明白我的意思小帅哥
Let's do this. Let's ride.
我们走走吧
Now, Travis, I don't want you
崔维斯你在里面
looking like a Nancy in there,
别搞得像个娘们似得
so let's talk a little bit about making it rain.
我们谈谈怎么撒钱
I like a nice $3 drizzle.
我喜欢用3美元的零钱
Awesome.
真棒
Oh, sick. Mom's here.
糟了老妈来了
Come on, Trav. Let's go.
来小崔我们走了
Oh, no, no, no, no. You took your swing.
不不不不不你的机会用过了
Now it's my turn, all right? The boy needs to
现在轮到我了好吗他需要
forget his troubles by staring at some honks. Come on.
用狂欢的方式来忘记烦恼走
No, no. Don't you do this.
不许这样做
Don't you dare walk through that door!
你敢进那扇门
Don't you dare walk through that second door!
你敢进第二扇门
Come on. Come on, hon. Here, have some singles.
来宝贝和单身朋友们聚聚
Is this why you always have singles?
这就是为什么你有这些单身朋友吗
Yeah.
是啊
I don't know, either.
我也不知道
Okay. Here she comes. Try not to enjoy her...
好她来了试着不要
skanky grab-ass... so much.
太注意她的翘臀
Ooh, look at this guy.
看看这小家伙
Oh, here's some for you so you don't get jealous.
也摸摸你你就不会嫉妒了
Mmm. I'm sorry, I don't like that.
不好意思我不喜欢这样
Oh. Okay.
好吧
So, um... Angela, how are things with Nestor?
那安吉拉你和内斯特怎么样了
Oh! I am so lucky to have him.
能跟他在一起真走运
I mean, Nestor is kind and handsome
我是说内斯特善良而英俊
and he worships me,
还很在乎我
and old fantasies, you know,
至于老幻想你知道
they're just that--
那也仅仅是...
fantasies. They're never really gonna happen.
幻想了从不会发生什么
Good for you. On the other hand, you never know.
那不错再说你也不会懂的
Things change. People die.
天要下雨娘要嫁人
What?
什么
What? What?
怎么了怎么了
If I get murdered, I need you to tell the police something.
要说我被谋杀了你要把这个告诉警♥察♥
Seriously? If I had a dime...
是吗和我有半毛钱关系啊
Why are you here?
那你来这干吗
There are three things I would never miss--
有三件事我不会错过
You getting tortured, Boy Band reunion concerts,
你惨遭折磨男孩乐队付出演唱会
and videos of horses giving birth.
马下小崽的视频
Ellie, they come out looking like ponies!
艾莉他们就像小马一样出来
I've seen it.
我看过了
Laurie...
劳里
Come on!
来吧
Ooh, it's dead in here. Let's go.
要出人命了我们走
We can't scrap your genius plan now.
我们可不能糟蹋了诸位天才的计划
Honey, why don't you grab a table near the pole?
亲爱的怎么不找张靠近钢管的桌子
Excuse me.
借过一下
Follow me, grandpa.
外公跟我来
I just said, "Follow me, grandpa"
我竟然在脱衣舞俱乐部说
in a strip club.
"外公跟我来"
Excuse me, miss?
打扰一下小姐
Are there any naked ladies around
有没有裸体的小姐
that could shake it for my family?
可以为我的家人跳一曲
It's just me.
这只有我
Everyone else is picking their kids up from school. That's hot.
别人都去学校接孩子了真辣
I'm supposed to nude up if anyone comes in.
有人来我就脱
Almost got through my shift.
我就快下班了
You go, girl. This is for therapy.
你继续这个给你治疗性病
So, Trav, you want to split some curly fries?
小崔你想来点炸署圈吗
Not unless it comes with a gun.
除非拿枪顶着我的脑袋
Wow, that's a big hill.
前面的坡很陡
I'm not really great at stopping, you know?
我不太会刹车知道吗
Hey, strip club's down there, right?
那边有个脱衣舞俱乐部是吧
You know, you're gonna do great once you start chasing tail.
你一旦开始追上板尾就会做的好了
Just be careful about getting into relationships.
但千万不要动真感情
Now once a gal gets her hooks in,
一旦女孩勾上你
then it becomes all about controlling you.
她就会完全控制你
Honestly, sometimes you start to wonder
说实话有时你都会怀疑