熟女镇（2009）

Cougar Town S02E16

Part 3 Dec. 8, 2020, 10:36 p.m.

Oh, is this one of those times when you take something tiny
好吧这是不是你那些
and then say how it means something more profound?
小题大做的事情之一
My failure to wake up shows how I blow all my chances
我醒不过来揭示了我如何失去
for a better life. Yeah, I called it.
获得更好生活的机会是我说的哈
Can you name another person who gets in his own way
你还能说出有谁比我更会
more than I do? Gary Busey.
搬石头砸自己的脚吗加里·布希
True. Still, I have to walk this road alone, son.
的确不过这条路我还是得自己走孩子
You know what, Doug?
你知道吗道格
I am pissed that they just played a Miley Cyrus song,
他们刚放了首麦莉·塞勒斯的歌♥ 我很生气
snd everyone knew the lyrics! I gotta go!
每个人都知道歌♥词我要走了
Excuse me!
借过
Too much body spray.
香水味好浓
Sorry I bailed. It was too much.
抱歉我开溜了我受不了了
I get why you didn't like it.
我明白你为什么不喜欢
But, Andy, why didn't I?
但是安迪为什么我也不喜欢了
It has all of my favorite things--
这里有我全部的爱好
Sticky floors, shiny shirts,
粘糊的地板闪亮的衣服
weird, rich Russian dudes who say...
古怪富有的俄♥罗♥斯♥小伙子会对你说
You want to make dance with me?
你想和俺跳舞吗
You were in love with Smith.
因为你爱上史密斯了
You got a taste of something real,
你尝到了真实的爱情滋味
so from now on, going out to clubs looking for one-nighters
所以现在即使混迹夜店风流快活
isn't gonna cut it.
也不能斩断情丝
You don't know what you're talking about.
你不知道自己在说什么
Fine. Go back out there. Yeah, I will.
好那回那边去我会的
Paid the bouncer 20 bucks to let me take my shirt off.
我给门卫20元让他允许我脱了上衣
Wayne... give me my pinot.
韦恩给我一杯比诺酒
Way ahead of you.
还用说吗
Well, I'm already happier now that I've dressed you two
好了让你们穿上亲子睡装
in matching jammies.
我现在高兴多了
Plus behold the world's best baby fort.
而且又看到了世上最棒的婴儿城♥堡♥
Looks more like a baby prison.
看上去更像是婴儿监狱
It's an inescapable fort, like alcatraz.
这是个无可逃脱的城♥堡♥ 就像恶魔岛
So you guys having fun over there?
你们在那里开心吗
You better believe it.
你最好相信
We're just sitting back relaxing
我们正坐着休息
while he plays in his baby prison.
他在婴儿监狱里玩
Fort. Baby fort.
是城♥堡♥ 是婴儿城♥堡♥
Better be careful. That kid's like Houdini.
最好小心点那个孩子像霍迪尼一样
He can get out of anything.
他从哪儿都能逃出来
We're fine.
我们很好
That kid ain't going nowhere.
孩子哪儿也跑不了
Oh! He locked it!
哦他锁上了
That was so cool. What do you have in there?
还真厉害你在里面放什么了
Oh, nothing. Just, you know, all my knives,
没什么只是你知道的都是我的刀
a half a bottle of merlot, and a push-button fire machine.
半瓶美乐酒按钮式打火机
Stan! Stan! Stan, come out!
斯坦斯坦斯坦出来
Come on, baby! Unlock it!
出来宝贝把门打开
So how's it going with Stan?
斯坦怎么样了
Who's Stan? Boom.
斯坦是谁哦对
That's how easy it is. I forgot he even exists.
实在太轻松了我都忘了他的存在
Is that blood?
这是血吗
Excuse me. I have a roast in the oven.
不好意思我烤箱里还有烤肉
What?! It's okay, it's okay. It's red wine.
什么没事是红酒
Well, no! That's still bad!
不这样还是不行
He's holding a jar of peanut butter.
他拿着一罐花生黄油
Is that on his allergy of death list?
他的过敏清单上有这个吗
Okay, listen. If he opens that jar,
好听着如果他打开罐子
you break that door down and stab him with this.
你就破门而入用这个戳他
I don't wanna stab a baby. Wimp!
我才不戳小孩子呢无能
H--yes? 9-1-1? Hi. Um, uh, there may be an emergency.
你好 911吗这里可能有一起紧急事件
Um, I'm not sure yet. Can you just hold on a second?
我还不确定稍等一会好吗
He put it down. False alarm, fellas.
他放下了报错警了伙计
I knew you'd never make a roast.
我就知道你绝不可能烤肉
Hey, new milestone. Stan knows how to lock doors now.
新的里程碑斯坦现在知道怎么锁门了
Stannie...
斯坦
You want a goldfish cracker?
你要不要吃金鱼脆
Well, come here! There you go.
过来拿好了
Well, I could've bribed him, but I'm a good mom.
我本可以贿赂他不过我是个好妈妈
Oh, really? Yeah.
是吗当然
I used to love clubs like that.
我以前很喜欢那种夜店
Now they suck.
现在它们糟透了
I don't know who I am anymore.
我都不知道自己是谁了
So you're done going to crappy clubs
所以你打算不再去垃圾夜店
and hopping into bed with guys.
和其他男人上♥床♥了是吗
It means you're growing up. Plus it reduces the odds
这说明你长大了另外这也降低了
of you being randomly murdered by, like, half.
你被意外谋杀的概率低了一半左右吧
I guess.
我想是的
Think of how horrible it was
想想在陌生的公♥寓♥醒来
to wake up in some strange apartment,
这有多可怕啊
Wearing yesterday's clothes
穿着昨天的衣服
and you have to do the walk of shame.
尴尬地走在路上
I used to love that walk.
我以前挺喜欢这样的
All the judgmental looks that I got from people
别人批评的眼神
made me feel alive.
让我很有活力
It wasn't a walk of shame. It was a walk of awesome!
这不是尴尬地走而是令人注目地走
What am I supposed to do now, Andy?
我现在该怎么办安迪
Meet someone great, get married, and have a couple of kids?
找个条件好的人就结婚生子了吗
Blech. What's the point of life then?
呸那样做人有意义吗
That kinda is the point of life.
那应该就是做人的意义吧
Want a coffee?
喝咖啡吗
Get me a largey soy extra cap...
我的卡布奇诺多来点泡泡
Dude.
哥们儿
It's only 9:30. Pretty weak.
才9点半至于吗
And it's contagious.
打哈欠传染
All right, no snoozeburgers tomorrow, buddy,
哥们儿虽然明天没有番茄酱汉堡
but... i'll dab on a little B-B-Q sauce.
但我会抹上点烧烤酱
And when that alarm goes off,
闹钟响的时候
I really want you to get in there and wake me.
你一定要进来叫我
Nighty night. Ahh.
晚安
Get the cracker, Stan.
斯坦去拿饼干
Look how he goes for the big ones.
看着他会去拿大块的
He's not a duck.
他又不是鸭子
What are you doing?
你在干什么
I'm eating a big bite of "I was right" Steak.
我在吃一块"我是对的"牛排
Mmm! But it needs something.
还要配点别的
Maybe a nice glass of 1985 "Suck it."
比如一瓶1985年的"你们太逊了"酒
Ahh. So smooth.
美味啊
Fine. Having a baby is harder when you're 100 years old like you.
行了岁数大了再要孩子很难的
Thank you.
谢谢
Mmm, mmm. So good.
真好吃
What you got going on there, dime-eyes?
你在吃什么老兄
A big bowl of "We can do this."
一碗"我们能做到"
Mm-hmm. Mmm! Come on. It's just one night.
来吧就今天晚上吧
No. And I hate mime.
不要我讨厌我那份
Well, now that you know the cracker trick, you can do anything.
你们会用饼干逗孩子就行
Fish crackers aren't that powerful.
鱼味饼干没有那么大魅力
Stan.
斯坦
Put your shirt on for a cracker.
穿好衣服就给饼干吃
We can do this. Yeah.
确实可行
Your friend's got it all wrong, by the way.
顺便说一句你朋友搞错了
Sorry. I was totally eavesdropping.
不好意思我偷听到的
I don't know. Maybe my dad was right.
我也不知道也许我爸是对的
I think my days of cheesy clubs are over.
我靡乱的生活该结束了
No more trolling for one night strange.
不能再勾引陌生人玩一♥夜♥情♥了
I still hook up, and I never go out anymore.
我还在找对象我的生活三点一线
I just go to that pub for food, here for coffee,
不是去酒馆吃饭就是来这喝咖啡
And my place.
要么就在家
How about you?
你呢
Same. Pub for food, here for coffee,
跟你一样去酒馆吃饭来这喝咖啡