熟女镇（2009）

Cougar Town S02E12

Part 5 Dec. 8, 2020, 10:35 p.m.

Wayne, take a picture with my cell.
韦恩用我的手♥机♥给我们照个相
Do I look like the type that --
我看起来像那种
Wayne. Three, two, one.
韦恩三二一
OK, I put together an album
好了我做了本相册
of all the people you're no longer friends with,
里面都是你曾经的好友
and I just want to know why.
我只想知道你为什么不理他们了
Okay. Oh, missed my birthday party.
好吧那个没去我的生日派对
Talked behind my back.
背后说我坏话
Oh, too happy all the time, said our house was "quaint",
整天高兴得不行说我们的房♥子很古怪
named her daughter Chesapeake,
管她女儿叫切萨比克
too old for hair that long,
年纪一把了还留长头发
always tried to hug me,
动不动就想抱我
calls her husband "Hurricane Frank"... Frank.
管她老公叫"飓风弗兰克" 弗兰克
Vegan, vegan, vegan -- they were all friends.
吃素吃素吃素他们都是朋友
Doesn't like Howard Stern,
不喜欢霍华德·斯特恩
thought it would be funny
自以为用软管喷我一身水
to squirt me with a hose. That was a mistake.
很好玩大错特错
Husband is a tool, ran a marathon, doesn't drink.
老公像个木偶跑马拉松不喝酒
Oh, and the last one's easy 'cause it's your mom.
最后这个很简单因为她是你妈
Great.
非常好