喜新不厌旧（2014）

Black-ish S03E19

Part 1 Dec. 23, 2020, 4:46 p.m.

**Yo, Chuck, bust a move, man*
*呦 Chuck 动起来老兄
At home, I'm just a regular guy.
在家时我就是一个普通人
**And this brother stopped me and asked me*
*然后这位老哥拦下我问我
**Yo, what's up with that brother, Chuckie D?*
*呦那位老兄怎么了 Chuckie D
I drink my coffee, tousle a child's hair,
我喝杯咖啡揉揉孩子的头发
kiss my beautiful wife goodbye,
和我美丽的妻子吻别
and then I'm off to my job in the big city.
然后去市中心上班
**Turning into a Public Enemy*
*变身为全民公敌
But around here...
但是在这里
**I'm like that doll Chuckie, baby*
*我就像鬼娃Chuckie附身宝贝
**Keep comin' back to live love life like I'm crazy*
*不断复活疯狂热爱生活
...I'm a superhero.
我是个超级英雄
**Keep it movin', risin' to the top*
*勇往直前走向人生巅峰
And so what if I can't catch bullets, fly,
就算我不能手接子弹一飞冲天
or do an unassisted pull-up?
没人帮忙就做不了引体向上又如何呢
I'm working on that. It's very hard.
我拼了老命练真的难于上青天
Okay.
我不行了
The important thing is, I can do something better.
重要的是我有我擅长的领域
I really know black people, and I know what they want.
我对黑人同胞以及他们的需求无所不晓
And that's a real superpower.
这才是真正的超能力
Black consumers will spend around $1.2 trillion this year.
黑人顾客今年预计消费1.2万亿美元
If we were a country,
如果我们组成一个国家
that spending power would make us the 15th largest GDP in the world.
这种购买♥♥力会使我们成为全球第15大经济体
Right after Spain and just before Mexico is Blackonia--
就排在西班牙和墨西哥之间是乌黑邦
a glorious nation with no credit checks,
一个没有信用审查的辉煌国度
the colors of the flag are gold and platinum,
国旗是金黄和银白两色
and the national anthem is by Pebbles.
国歌♥则是"小卵石"的金曲<女朋友>
White people trust me to tell them
白人相信我所说的
about black people and what they want.
关于黑人和他们需求的言论
And that's why there's a huge opportunity
所以说你们的饮品
for your beverages in the urban market.
在黑人市场上有巨大商机
And I've lined up just the talent to help us.
为此我邀请了业界广♥告♥达人
Rich Youngsta!
Rich Youngsta
Yo, what's up, white people? I'm gonna need a big-ass check.
哟好啊白人佬丑话在前老子要价不菲
I'm afraid I don't know who you are.
不好意思你哪位
I'm so glad someone else said it first.
谢天谢地有人先问了
Oh, my God! [beep] [beep]
我的亲娘舅姥爷啊
Rich Youngsta!
居然是Rich Youngsta
One for the 'gram?
来张合照传Instagram行不
Oh, okay, everybody. He's legit.
哦明白了大伙他是个人物
Charlie's Instagram only features people
Charlie的Instagram里全是
that have been on the cover of Essence
登上过<本质>封面的人
the magazine.
我指的是杂♥志♥
Rich Youngsta is a famous rapper.
Rich Youngsta是著名的说唱歌♥手
Well, in that case, outstanding!
这么一说真的是位大人物啊
Welcome to the team, Mr. Youngsta.
欢迎来到我们的团队 Youngsta先生
Okay. And hugging. Nice.
好吧还抱上了真棒
Go lock my office. Copy that.
把我办公室门锁上收到
Hey, guys, it's almost dinnertime.
孩子们快到晚饭时间了
How does pasta sound?
吃意大利面吗
Depends. What shape noodles are we talking?
那得看吃哪种面
Penne.
通心面
You know I'm off tubes. Oh, right.
你知道我讨厌管状的东西好吧
I want grilled cheese. Okay.
我要烤乳酪好的
I'm gluten-free
我只吃无麸质的食物
and not doing dairy every other Monday.
每隔周周一也不吃奶制品
And here we go.
又来了
Can my pasta be a hamburger?
我能把意大利面换成汉堡吗
I'll have a hamburger with cheese, but no meat.
我也要汉堡加芝士不要放肉
And can the bun be regular bread
面包胚可以就用普通面包
grilled in a pan with butter?
放平底锅用黄油煎一下吗
That's a grilled cheese, dude.
那就是烤乳酪老兄
I thought I was being subtle.
我还以为自己说得够隐晦了
It's fine. Let's just order in.
算了咱们叫外卖♥♥吧
Maybe order in a backbone.
你还是叫点骨气吧
It's one dinner, Bow, for everyone.
就是给全家人做顿晚饭而已 Bow
That's how it's done. Not here.
再简单不过了在这可不简单
Ooh. Does Chinese sound good?
吃中餐怎么样
You guys do whatever you want.
你们吃什么都行
I'm just gonna get my own thing from Umami.
我在鲜味寿司店点自己要吃的
Ooh, I want Urth Caffe.
那我要点那家有机咖啡店
They don't deliver.
他们家不送外卖♥♥
I'll just do Postmates.
那我就让快递小哥送
Ooh. Have them do a second stop at Sugarfish.
好主意让他们在甜鱼寿司店那停一下
Sushi, hamburgers, Chinese.
寿司汉堡中餐
Which place delivers good parenting?
哪里能点一个好妈妈
Failure.
不称职
You know, it's not every day that a client wants to
跟你说不是每天都会有客户愿意
put this much money into a campaign.
在一个广♥告♥上花这么多钱的
How much money are they talking?
他们愿意掏多少钱
Enough for me to pack up and leave my family?
够我打包行李离家出走不
I'll do it.
我真的会出走的
Charlie, you don't have to do that.
Charlie 别意气用事
No, no, I'm gonna do it.
不不我真的要出走
Just tell me how much money it is later.
一会儿告诉我他们到底给多少钱
You know, all we have to do now
要知道我们现在唯一要做的就是
is introduce Uvo to the world.
向世人推广Uvo香槟
It's not just for New Year's or mimosas.
它不只是为新年或调鸡尾酒准备的
Drink it anytime.
随时随地想喝就喝
I put it on my bagels and my oatmeal.
我会倒点在面包圈上和燕麦片里
What? It makes everything better.
干嘛一切因酒而美好
Everything? What about my divorce?
一切吗我的离婚还有救吗
Just put some Uvo on it.
倒点Uvo上去就行
What about those gym shoes?
那双运动鞋呢
Put a gang of Uvo on them.
得倒一桶Uvo上去
Unh-unh. Drown them in Uvo.
不不得直接浸在Uvo里
Yeah.
没错儿
These are orthopedic.
这是矫形鞋好吗
Ooh, w-what about driving a hooptie?
噢开的车又破又烂怎么办
Put some Uvo on it.
倒点Uvo上去
Your girl's hair won't grow?
女朋友的头发不长了呢
Put some Uvo on it!
倒点Uvo上去
Mm! Hey, fellas, I think we onto something right now.
嘿兄弟们广♥告♥有灵感了
We just put some Uvo on the Uvo campaign.
我们倒了点Uvo在Uvo广♥告♥上
My check is gonna be so huge.
我的报酬一定会非常丰厚
And this is good because?
想想就爽到不行因为
Because why? Cause I love that money.
因为啥因为我爱钱啊
So Rich Youngsta and I cut together a demo.
于是Rich Youngsta和我一起做了个样片
It was met with mixed reactions.
大家对此反应各异
Some people loved it, and some people really loved it.
有的人喜欢有的人非常喜欢
Dre! Dre! Dre! Dre!
Dre Dre Dre Dre
That is outstanding!
简直太精彩了
I pulled a muscle pumping my fist.
我挥拳头太激动都扭着了
And you know Charlie helped, too!
Charlie也献了一份力哦
Charlie!
Charlie
Charlie.
Charlie
Based on these guys' reactions,
根据这些人的反应
I could tell this might be huge.
这广♥告♥搞不好会超火
"Put some Uvo on it" Was going to be my "Snap, Crackle, Pop."
"倒点Uvo上去"将会成为家喻户晓的广♥告♥词
I couldn't wait to show the family.
我已经迫不及待要给家人看了
All right, family. Good news.
各位听我说有个好消息
We gonna be rich!
我们要发财啦
Bad news, y'all ain't gonna be able to live up to this.
坏消息是你们再也赶不上老爸我了
Because my shoes are just way too big to fill.
因为我太牛逼了一般人无法企及(鞋太大穿不了)
What if I wrap my feet in newspapers?
如果我给脚包上报纸呢
Aw, buddy.
可怜的娃
All right, guys, feast your eyes on this.
好了大伙都别眨眼啊
All right.
好吧
Yo, Rich Youngsta, I'm not feeling these pancakes.
哟 Rich Youngsta 这薄饼看着就没胃口
Put some Uvo on it.
倒点Uvo上去