There was a time not that long ago
就在不久之前
when women could celebrate their pregnancies openly.
女性还会公开庆祝怀孕
Sometimes even with cigarettes and drinks.
有时甚至以烟酒助兴
But nowadays for many women in the workforce,
但是现在对很多职场女性来说
there's a concern that being pregnant
怀孕让她们有所顾虑
could hurt their career trajectory.
她们担心怀孕会影响事业发展
So, they try to hide it.
所以她们会试图隐瞒
How about now? Do I still look pregnant?
现在呢 我看起来还像是怀孕了吗
Yes.
像
How about now?
现在呢
You look like a table at El Torito...
你看起来像小公牛餐厅里的餐桌
that's pregnant.
一看就是怀孕了
Of course, Bow had a good reason
当然了 Bow有充分的理由
for hiding her pregnancy at work.
在工作时隐瞒她怀孕的事实
She's in the running to be a partner in her practice.
她要竞选诊所的合伙人
And her competition is tough.
而她的竞争对手十分强劲
It's between me and Holiday Hannah.
不是我就是那个节日婊Hannah
Who? Holiday Hannah, Dre.
谁 节日婊Hannah啊 Dre
I know it's Halloween,
我知道今天是万圣节
but we need somebody to cover the E.R. Tonight.
但是今晚得有人在急诊室值夜班
I don't have kids. I can do it.
我没有孩子 我可以
I know it's Valentine's Day,
我知道今天是情人节
but we need somebody to work the E.R. Tonight.
但是今晚得有人在急诊室值夜班
I don't have a boyfriend. I can do it.
我没有男朋友 我可以
I know it's Mother's Day,
我知道今天是母亲节
but we need somebody to cover the E.R. Tonight.
但是今晚得有人在急诊室值夜班
My mother's dead.
我妈已经不在了
I can do it. Wha...
我可以 什么
And so far, Bow's been successful
而到目前为止 Bow一直成功地
in hiding the pregnancy from her potential partners.
对她未来的合伙人隐瞒了自己怀孕的事实
Dr. Stone, hey. Hi.
Stone医生 你好啊 你好
Gosh, I'm so looking forward to
天 我真期待
sitting down with you and the partners tomorrow.
明天能和你还有几位合伙人坐下来聊聊
So are we. You have a lot of fans in that room.
我们也很期待 那里有很多你的仰慕者哦
Oh, good to know.
我真高兴
Thank you.
谢谢你
You look beautiful today.. Code blue. Code blue.
你今天看起来真美 紧急呼救 紧急呼救
Patient in 103 is coding.
103病房♥的病人需要抢救
I need this.
我需要这个
Yeah, I need it, too. Okay. Okay.
我也需要 别拿走 拜托
Bow?
Bow
Yes? Doctor?
什么事 医生 松手
Coding. Oh, you said coding.
抢救 噢 你说抢救
Yes! Okay.
是的 好吧
Thank you. Get out of here.
谢了 快去吧
You are to go! Go!
快去救人吧 快去吧
Oh! I'm pregnant!
我怀孕啦
Congratulations.
恭喜你
Thank you so much. I... Yep.
十分感谢 真的
Well, I will see you tomorrow.
那我们明天再见
I'll see you tomorrow. I can't wait.
明天见 我等不及了
I can't wait.
我等不及了
He didn't make it. Really?
他没撑过去 是嘛
Hey, congratulations.
嘿 恭喜你
Thanks, Larry.
谢了 Larry
Circle of life. Pbht! Hooray!
生命的循环 死一个 来一个
So, Bow's pregnancy was affecting everyone.
Bow的怀孕影响了每一个人
Dre? Hmm?
Dre 嗯
What are you doing?
你在干嘛
Oh, man, I got a pregnant wife at home,
哎 老婆怀孕在家不容易
and I am gonna be a hero at 3:00 a.M.
我要整夜挑大梁
with these tiny pickles.
用腌小黄瓜提提神
These are also for Bow, as well.
也顺便带点儿给Bow吃
Must be nice having a wife,
有个老婆的感觉肯定很好
you know, someone you can share secrets with,
你可以和她分享秘密
just anything tethering you to this world.
说说那些让你不得不苟且于世的事
You're not a danger to others, just yourself, right?
你没祸害别人吧 就摧残自己得了
So, Dre, are you gonna take paternity leave when the baby comes?
所以 Dre 你打算等孩子出生以后休陪产假吗
"Paternity leave"?
什么"陪产假"
He meant "Paternity test," Dre.
Dre 他的意思是"亲子鉴定"
Oh, I know it's mine. I was there.
我知道那是我的 是我让Bow怀上的
Oh, my man. My man.
那就好 那就好
No. No. I mean, are you gonna stay home and take care of your baby?
不不 我的意思是 你会待在家里照顾你的孩子吗
That's a good one.
这个笑话不错
It's so crazy!
太荒唐了
Daddy, can you imagine if you stayed home to take care of me?
爸比 你能想象当年如果你待在家照顾我 会是什么样吗
I can't. I really can't. I mean...
想象不出 真的 我是说
Besides, this whole paternity thing, it's not real.
再说 陪产假这个事儿 没有任何意义
I mean, there's nothing a man can do
我的意思是 一个男人根本什么都做不了
to help a woman with a baby.
帮不了他的妻子照顾小孩
He can't nurse.
喂奶不会
He can't go to doctor's appointments.
跟医生的预约赶不上
what's a man gonna do with a baby? Hold it?
一个男人能给婴儿做什么 就抱着吗
What would that even look like? What would it look like?
那看起来像什么样子 像什么样子
Where do you... Hold on. Hold on.
你们从哪 等一下 等一下
So, you had four kids
也就是说 你有四个小孩
and you weren't home with any of them?
但是你从来没在家照顾过他们
Well, no. I stayed home after Zoey was born.
不是啊 Zoey出生以后我就待在家里啊
But that's because I was unemployed.
但那是因为我失业了
Yes! It's okay for a man to be unemployed.
是的 一个男人失业是可以的
There's nobility in the struggle.
失业后的挣扎是高尚的
You remember, Connie. How could I forget?
你记得的 Connie 我怎么能忘
I was lying on the couch in my Snuggie,
我正躺在沙发上 窝在毛毯里
eating a muffin, and then you came in and told me
吃着松饼 然后你进来告诉我
that I could work here. Wow.
我能在这儿工作 哇
The proudest moment of my life, Buttercup.
那是我生命中最骄傲的一刻 小可爱
Yeah. You see? Paternity leave.
感动 瞧见没 放什么陪产假
I never took it and Connie turned out just fine.
我从来没休过产假 Connie不也长大成人了嘛
Uh, Connie wears a house-arrest anklet.
呃 Connie现在还戴着软禁脚铐啊
But only for two more weeks.
但是只要再戴两周就可以了
What?! Eustace turned out great, too.
还真戴着 Eustace也很茁壮
He's so independent,
他太独♥立♥了
I don't know where he is half the time.
我半数时候都不知道他在哪里
Like now.
比如现在
Eustace!
Eustace我的儿
Hey. Has anyone seen my iPod Shuffle?
嘿 有人看见我的iPod Shuffle了吗
Excuse me. Hey, hey.
让一让 喂喂
Hey. Ouch. Listen, listen, listen.
喂 好痛 听着听着听着
It's gone missing.
它不见了
Are you hearing me?
你们听见我说话了吗
I'm talking about an iPod Shuffle.
我说我的iPod Shuffle不见了
The greatest piece of non-vibrating technology the world has ever seen.
那可是有史以来最伟大的非震动科技产品
Do they still make iPod Shuffles?
iPod Shuffle还在生产吗
Huh? What's it look like?
你说啥 它现在长什么样
It looks like a tiny little square.
看起来像个小方块
And I can't power-walk through the Crenshaw Mall without it.
没它我就没法快走穿过克林肖商场
Can't you just use your Tae Bo videos or your Shake Weight?
你不能就看跆博运动视频做做操或者用摇摆铃锻炼吗
What do mean? To, like, exercise with?
你什么意思 还真想让我锻炼吗
Hi, Ruby.
你好啊 Ruby
Ah, I love the track suit and kitten heels.
超爱你这套运动服和猫跟鞋
Yeah, listen, you haven't seen my iPod Shuffle, have you?
听着 你看没看见我的iPod Shuffle
I'm sorry. I haven't. But I'll keep an eye out.
不好意思 没看到 但是我会替你留意的
Yeah.
好
Children.
孩子们
Children, gather.
孩子们 过来
Gather quickly.
快点过来
We have a thief in the house.
我们家里有个小偷
Vivian stole my Shuffle.
Vivian偷了我的Shuffle
What? Grandma, nobody would steal that.
什么 奶奶 没人会偷那个玩意的
Oh, that's crazy. You see, the struggle is always real for you.
怎么可能 奶奶 你总是小题大做
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