喜新不厌旧（2014）

Black-ish S03E02

Part 1 Dec. 23, 2020, 4:41 p.m.

There are certain things in life that are constants.
生活中的一些事情是永恒不变的
New Jordans always come out on Saturdays,
新乔丹鞋永远在周六发♥售♥
Rihanna always has a summer hit,
Rihanna永远有夏季热单
and white men always go bald.
白人永远会秃顶
For me, two of the most constant constants
对我来说两件最为永恒不变的事
are my love for my family and my hatred for Bow's.
是我对自己家人的爱以及对Bow家人的恨
This chilled butter wreaks havoc on a croissant.
这块冻黄油简直毁了羊角面包
You Americans and your mania for refrigeration.
你们美国人对冷冻总是有一种执念
This pompous croissant-eating fool
这个浮夸的吃羊角面包的傻瓜
is Bow's little brother, Johan.
就是Bow的弟弟 Johan
He's been teaching in France for two blissful years,
他在法国当了两年老师眼不见心不烦
but now he's back and I have to deal with stuff like this.
但现在他回来了我就得忍♥着他这臭毛病
These early meal times are so provincial.
美国的晚餐时间太早太迂腐
In Paris, we would linger over wine and cheese
在巴黎我们会慢慢品尝红酒和芝士
until dinner at 10:00.
到十点才开始晚餐
That sounds so sophisticated. Can we try it?
听起来好高级的样子我们能试试吗
No. Please, are you kidding?
不行拜托你在搞笑吗
If we move dinner even 10 minutes,
哪怕把晚餐推迟十分钟
your dad's gonna resort to cannibalism.
你♥爸♥爸就会饿成食人族了
All right!
停
Hold on, cwa-sant.
等会羊角蠢包
All right, around here, we say grace first.
在我们家吃饭前必须做祷告
All right?
知道不
Zoey.
Zoey
Lead.
领头吧
I don't know if I feel comfortable leading grace
我不知道由我领头做饭前祷告合不合适
when I'm not sure if I believe in God.
我还不确定自己是否相信上帝
Did I say my love for my family was a constant?
我刚才是不是说我对自己家人的爱是永恒的
I meant I hate them.
我其实是想说我恨他们
Where is this coming from?
怎么回事
Well, I... It's that school, isn't it?
呃我从学校学来的是吧
D-Do you guys have a Wiccan club there?
你们在学校是不是加入了巫术俱乐部
Damn it, are you a Wiccan?
靠你是不是巫术崇拜者
I'm not a Wiccan. I've just been thinking.
我不是什么巫术崇拜者我只是在思考
There's so much bad stuff going on.
世间的苦难太多了
If there's a God, why are people hungry?
如果有上帝为什么还有人饱受饥饿之苦
Why is there cancer?
为什么会有癌症的存在
Why do babies die?
为什么会有婴儿夭折
Why do men wear pleats?
为什么会有人穿带褶的衣服
Why do any bad things happen at all?
为什么不幸的事情还会发生
I still believe in God, Dad.
我还是相信上帝的爸爸
Can I have the heathen's car?
能把这位异教♥徒♥的车给我吗
Junior. I'm with Zoey.
Junior 我挺Zoey
I believe in science, not some magic man in the sky.
我相信科学而不是什么在天上的魔力之人
Okay, look here, fake Maxwell.
得了听清楚盗版Maxwell
Do you believe in that food that's on your plate?
你相信你盘子里的食物吗
Oh, man. Huh?
我的天哈
You know, this is not a discussion.
这个问题没有商量的余地
Zoey, as long as you live under my roof,
Zoey 只要你还住在我的房♥子里
you will believe in God.
你就得信上帝
Now believe!
所以不能不信
Hi, Mama. Hey, now. Hey, now.
嗨妈妈好啊好啊
I'm sorry I'm late.
不好意思我迟到了
I was having amorous FaceTime with Davis.
我刚刚在和Davis激♥情♥视频
You know how I roll.
妈妈就是这么猛
Whew! What I miss?
呼我错过了什么
Oh, nothing much.
没什么
You know, Zoey led a beautiful prayer.
Zoey说了精彩的饭前祷告
She's going to heaven, and I'm not failing as a father.
她以后肯定会上天堂而我也不是个失败的爸爸
Well, pass Mama the corn, baby.
把玉米给我宝贝儿
FaceTiming to completion makes a woman hungry.
激♥情♥视频到"释放"可把我饿坏了
Yeah.
嗯
This is good.
真好吃
Just look away, look away. Okay.
别看她别看她嗯
Oh, yeah.
太棒了
My daughter is broken.
我女儿脑子坏了
Aha.
啊哈
You finally read my anonymous letters about Diane.
你终于读了我那封关于Diane的匿名信了
What letters?
什么信
Although...
不过
if she has them, I'm as good as dead.
如果那封信被她发现我就死定了
Zoey doesn't believe in God anymore.
Zoey不信上帝了
Sweet Jesus!
老天爷啊
A second evil daughter.
邪恶女儿二号♥
Well, I say good for her.
要我说挺好的
What?
什么
Ah, look, I'm not a God guy, either, Dre.
嗯我也不信上帝 Dre
Big fan of religion, though.
不过信仰这东西好啊
Convenient tax shelter,
它能帮我们避税
and it keeps poor people from stealing my stuff.
还能防止穷♥人♥偷我的东西
Hm.
没错
Well, if you were a God guy,
如果你信上帝
you'd know you were going to hell.
你就会知道你这种人是要下地狱的
Well, lucky for me, I'm not.
嗯还好我不信
Dodged that imaginary bullet.
成功躲过这颗虚构的子弹
Boom.
厉害了
Sorry to interrupt, boss.
抱歉打扰你们了老板
Just came to get my check.
我进来拿一下我的支票
Okay, it's right there.
嗯就在那里
Oh, don't tell me you're a Goddy, too.
哦别告诉我你也是个上帝粉
What?!
你说啥
"Only God can judge me."
"只有上帝能评判我"
See the cross piece right there?
看到这里的十字架了吗
Bam.
怎么样
Okay. Just the way I was raised.
好吧我就是这样被养大的
My granny from Alabama.
我奶奶来自阿♥拉♥巴马州
Bible Belt... world of struggle down there.
圣经地带世间之苦难聚集于此
You know what the Bible Belt is synonymous with?
你知道"圣经地带"的同义词是什么吗
Oh, no. Bibles and slavery.
别说了圣经与奴隶制
Oh, my God.
我的天
And belts.
还有皮带
Don't forget them belts, Dre. Mmhmm.
别忘了打人的皮带 Dre 嗯哼
It is impressive how any word can get you to slavery.
我真是很佩服你不管什么词都能让你联想到奴隶制
Try, um, Skittles.
"彩虹糖"怎么样
Go. Oh, good luck with that.
来吧祝你好运
Dre, you got this.
Dre 你能行的
Ain't no brown skittles.
没有棕色的彩虹糖吧
Get 'em.
搞定
What I was trying to say is it's no coincidence
我只是想说奴隶们成为最忠实的信徒
that slaves became the strongest believers.
绝不是什么机缘巧合
They were looking for something
他们必须要寻找心灵寄托
to get them past what they were going through,
以陪伴他们度过最困难的日子
and that something was God.
而这个寄托就是上帝
And if you're struggling...
无论你是饱受煎熬
displaced...
流离失所
hopeless...
万念俱灰
poverty-stricken...
穷途末路
there is one thing that they have in common,
有一样东西是共同的
and it's the belief that no matter where they are today,
那就是相信无论身处何种窘境
something better is coming in this world or the next.
好事终会发生若非生前便待死后
Ooh. Oh, my.
我的妈呀
Sorry.
不好意思
Dozed off there.
不小心睡着了
Can I fire him for boring me?
我能因为他太无聊而开除他吗
Normally, I would say no, but that was a lot.
一般来说我会说不能但刚刚那段难以消化
Ooh. At that moment, it hit me.
唔那一刻我惊醒了
I need to get lipo.
我得吃点面包干
I was beginning to see a pattern.
我开始看出规律了
It was the same pattern that I saw every day of the my life.
它和我每天都能看到的规律是一样的
This is some white shit.
都他妈赖白人