off the five stars on Yelp
和入口处的免费甜甜圈
and the free doughnut at check-in.
他们都有跟你一样的表情
They all had the same look you do.
害怕 寻觅
Scared. Searching.
质疑一切的意义
Questioning what the hell this all means.
那么
So...
说说你的故事
what's your story?
你怎么会落得一个人
How did you end up all alone
来到我们亲爱的撒旦的门口
and at our beloved Satan's doorstep?
我父亲抛弃了我
My father abandoned me.
我母亲企图杀我
And my mother tried to kill me.
人性
Humanity...
都是狗屁
is shit.
这个世界就是一个扭曲的罪恶与混乱黑洞
This world is a twisted black hole of sin and chaos,
所以崇拜撒旦才是未来的出路
and that's why Satanism is the way of the future.
我们是世界上成长最快的宗教
We are the fastest-growing religion in the world,
所以我们需要你这样的人
so we need people like you--
聪明 热切的下一代
bright, eager, the next generation--
帮助我们传播路西法的话语
to help spread the word of Lucifer.
因为这个美丽的秘密是这样的 宝贝
'Cause here's the beautiful secret, babe.
你一旦接受了我们的本质
Once you embrace that at our core
即每一个人都是
we are degenerate, rotten beings,
堕落腐朽的
every last one of us...
你就自♥由♥了
you'll be free.
撒旦崇拜
Satanism...
就是要屈服于自己的欲望
is about giving in to your urges,
接受自己的罪恶 你真实的本性
embracing sin, your true nature.
我把我的灵魂卖♥♥给了恶魔
I sold my soul to the Devil,
他给了我想要的一切
and he gave me everything I ever wanted.
你卖♥♥掉了自己的灵魂
You sold your soul?
你签了血契吗
Did you sign a contract in blood?
我在一场黑弥撒中做了笔交易
I made a deal in a Black Mass, as one does.
通过祈祷
Through prayer.
我说的祷告就是
And by prayer-- I mean...
杀人 真的奏效了
killing people-- it works.
你眼前的一切就是证据
You're standing in the proof.
我献出了自己的灵魂 然后...
I offered up my soul, and...
他给我了这一切
he gave me all this.
无以伦比的财富
Riches beyond compare.
我有拉兹男孩的家具
I've got a... a La-Z-Boy,
包含所有高级频道的有线电视
a-a cable package with all the premium channels.
我想注射多少海♥洛♥因♥
I shoot up heroin
就注射多少 而且没有瘾
as much as I want, and I never get the sweats.
每周三晚布拉德·皮特都会来我家
And every Wednesday night Brad Pitt comes over
和我一直翻云覆雨到天亮
and fucks me till the sun comes up.
每周五晚是瑞安·雷诺兹
On Friday nights I get Ryan Reynolds.
这么说就是这样了
So that's all it is, then.
撒旦就是肉体上的欢愉
Satan is carnal pleasure.
不
Hell no.
我们有着更崇高的目标
We've got a greater purpose.
我们在朝着末日的开端前进
We are moving towards the beginning of the end.
我们的救世主就要来到了
Our savior is coming.
撒旦之子将会
The spawn of Satan will...
带领我们跳下悬崖迎接末日
lead us off the cliff and into the end-times.
我们只需让世界变得足够邪恶让撒旦降临
We just have to make things terrible enough for him to rise.
我们就是
We are the fetid,
供撒旦绽放的
rancid, contaminated soil
恶臭腐烂的污泥
from which he will bloom.
之后他将把我们投入
And then plunge us
永恒的黑暗之中
in eternal darkness
让我们能在永恒的地狱之火中与撒旦同行
so that we can walk with Satan in eternal hellfire.
我真的不想泼你冷水
I hate to break it to you...
但你的等待是徒劳的
but you're waiting in vain.
你在说什么
What are you talking about?
我就是你在等的那个人
I'm the one you're waiting for.
你怎敢如此亵渎撒旦
How dare you blaspheme!
在你杀了我前 亲爱的信徒
Well, before you kill me, dear believer...
好好看看我
see me.
撒旦万岁
Hail Satan!
我们的救世主已经降临
Our savior has risen!
*变化无常*
*Semper crescis*
*盈虚交替*
*Aut decrescis*
*可恶的生活*
*Vita detestabilis*
*把苦难和幸福交织在一起*
*Nunc obdurat et tunc curat ludo mentis aciem*
*我的健康和美德被命运摧残着*
*Sors salutis et virtutis michi nun contraria*
*摧残着*
*Contraria*
*因为命运*
*Quod per sortem*
*也已被命运击垮*
*Sternit fortem*
*要把痛苦*
*Mecum omnes*
*全部消灭*
*Plangite!*
女士们先生们
Ladies and gentlemen,
掌声感谢 全是罪人志愿者合唱团
the volunteer All-Sinners choir!
他们很懂如何呼唤地狱 对吗孩子们
They really know how to raise some hell, don't they, kids?
撒旦万岁
Hail Satan!
你会问 为什么他们每次唱歌♥都会下雨
And, you ask, why does it rain every time they sing?
因为上帝尿裤子了
Because God is pissing in his pants.
撒旦万岁
Hail Satan!
既然我们现在心情好
Well, now that we're in the mood,
你们准备好参加传统的活人献祭仪式了吗
are you ready for an old-fashioned human sacrifice?
-太好了 -黑弥撒
- Yeah! - Black Mass...
你就是一切
you are everything!
这位叫莱缇莎
This is Leticia.
她是一名社会工作者
She is a social worker.
她的一生 都奉献在
And she's dedicated her entire life
减轻那些不幸之人的痛苦上
to easing the suffering of those less fortunate.
你个臭婊♥子♥
Bitch, please.
希欧多尔
Theodore...
无国界医生组织的终身会员
is a lifelong member of Doctors Without Borders.
这真是太宝贵了
Isn't that just too precious?
除去他们两个 我觉得整个世界
Minus the two of them, I think the world will be
会变得有些糟糕
a little bit shittier.
所以我们还在等什么
So why waste any more time?
今天有幸杀人的是
The honor of today's killing goes
一位新成员 菲尔
to a new member-- Phil.
去吧 菲尔
Go, Phil!
菲尔 向我们介绍一下你自己
Phil, tell us a little something about yourself.
我之前是高客动♥*♥态♥*♥网♥的总会计师
Well, I was the chief accountant at Gawker before, you know...
-发生了那件事之后 -真是太惨了
- that whole thing. - Ugh! Ouch.
美国高客动♥*♥态♥*♥网♥在2016年由于大量赔款而倒闭
然后我女朋友离开了我
Then my girlfriend left me,
我的生活变得一团糟
and my life turned to shit...
直到我看到了黑暗
until I saw the darkness.
你准备好把你的灵魂交给撒旦了吗
Are you ready to pledge your soul to Satan?
时刻准备着
Am I ever.
他们都是你的了
They're all yours.
撒旦万岁
Hail Satan!
撒旦万岁
Hail Satan!
撒旦万岁
Hail Satan.
别让我失望 菲尔
Don't let me down, Phil.
等等
Wait!
这个杀人的荣誉属于别人
This honor belongs to someone else.
别人
Someone else?
他叫迈克尔
His name is Michael.
他是
He's...
我们的新成员
new here.
即使他愿意交出自己的灵魂
Well, even if he's willing to sell his soul,
他为什么不在之前...
why should he go before...?
迈克尔不需要交出自己的灵魂
Michael doesn't need to sell his soul.
世界末日
The end-times
由我们掌控
are upon us.
看
Behold.
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