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我为你做了鸡汤
Hi! I made you chicken soup.
你为什么陪她装
Why are you playing into this?
我控制不了自己
I can't help myself.
即使人们在装病 我也必须照顾他们
Even when people are faking sick, I have to take care of them.
这是个骗局
This is a scam.
这屋里没人需要汤 毯子
Nobody in this house needs a soup or blankets or--
《律政俏佳人》
Legally Blonde!
等等 不不
Wait, no, no.
这不对
This is wrong.
我知道 但我能做什么呢
I know, but what can I do?
如果我现在坦白 杰克会失去对我的所有尊重
Jack will lose all respect for me if I stop lying to him now.
你们带汤来了
Oh, you brought soup!
还有蛋糕样品吗
Um, uh, any more cake samples?
喝完汤后给我冷冷胃
Um, uh, you know, to cool down my stomach after the soup.
冷冷胃 认真的吗
To cool your stomach. Really?
没人会相信的 她去拿蛋糕了 对吗
No one is buying... She's getting cake, isn't she?
打扰了
Excuse me.
-怎么 -我的拿铁凉了
- Yeah? - My latte's cold.
我的梦想破灭了
My dreams are shattered.
再给我一杯拿铁
Can I get another latte?
我的荣幸 这宝贝嗡嗡作响
My pleasure. This baby hums!
太棒了
Awesome.
我不敢相信你搞坏了它
I can't believe that you broke this,
花钱修好了它 依然告诉了我
paid to fix it, and still told me about it.
你的坦率令我难受
Your honesty makes me uncomfortable.
我是个好人 巴里
I'm a good person, Barry.
又好又难过的人
The good, sad person.
笨蛋才需要快乐
Happiness is for morons.
我很多年前就放弃快乐了
I gave it up years ago.
你好吗
How are you?
很好 我为什么不好呢
Great! Why wouldn't I be?
我不知道为什么
Not for any reason I know.
我也不知道
Me neither.
我马上回来
Oh! Be right back.
太烫了
Ooh! Too hot.
不烫
It's fine.
巴里 你必须给凯蒂发奖金
Barry, you have to give Katie a bonus
或者预付她的工资
or an advance on her paycheck.
只需要两千美元
Just, like, $2,000.
如果我有两千美元 我就赎回我的车了
If I had $2,000, I'd buy my car back.
等等 巴里 我是认真的 你必须帮帮凯蒂
Wait, no. Barry, I'm serious! You have to help Katie!
-凯蒂 -亚莉克莎
- Katie! - Alexa!
-一切还好吗 -很好 为什么不好呢
- Everything okay? - Great. Why wouldn't it be?
我不知道为什么
Not for any reason I know.
我该走了
Well, I should go.
祝你今天愉快
Have a good day!
我今天会很愉快的
I'm going to have a great day!
好
Oh, yeah.
我为什么会困在风暴里
How did I get stuck in the storm?
怎么回事
What the heck?
你必须确保待在泡泡里
Oh, you have to make sure you're in the bubble,
但你会上手的
but you'll get the hang of it.
我觉得我们会病一周
I'm thinking we'll be sick all week.
-一周 -嗯
- All week? - Mhm-mhm.
杰克 我要告诉你一些事
Jack, I need to tell you something.
我没病
I'm not really sick.
什么
What!
你也没病
And neither are you.
你明天要去上学 所以你去做作业
You're going to school tomorrow, so you go do some homework.
我去回工作邮件
I'll return some work e-mails.
好吧
Okay.
-吃完冰激凌再去吗 -好儿子
- After ice cream? - That's my boy.
我没法在餐巾上写歌♥词
I can't write any lyrics on this napkin.
一直在破
It keeps ripping.
-你要我的笔记本吗 -不要
- You want my notebook? - No.
所有人都知道好歌♥都是在纸巾上写的
Everyone knows all the best songs started on a napkin.
我在这支乐队里学到了好多东西
I'm learning so much in this band.
-格温妮 -格温妮
- Gwenny! - Gwenny.
我给你带了旅行纪念品
I brought over your souvenir from my trip!
我女友在圣卢西亚买♥♥的
"My girlfriend bought this in St. Lucia."
酷
Cool!
这是个衬衫 还讲了一个故事
It's a shirt, and it tells a story!
是的 我给了发了一下午短♥信♥
Yeah. I was texting you all afternoon.
我以为你又把手♥机♥忘口袋里了
I thought you lost your phone in your pocket again.
不 我关机了
No, I had it turned off
因为我在和乐队成员写歌♥
'cause I was working on lyrics with the band.
真可爱
Aww! That's adorable.
如果你想和朋友玩乐队
If you wanna play band with your friends,
我不会妨碍你们即兴演奏
I won't interrupt your jam session.
吉他弹得真棒
The guitar sounds great.
没人在演奏
No one's playing anything.
我这是支持你
I'm being supportive.
每个人都觉得我们是笑话吗
Does everyone think we're a joke?
别听她的 我相信这支乐队
Don't listen to her, guys. I believe in this band.
谁都不准小看傻瓜饼干乐队
Nobody underestimates The Snickerdoodles.
我们定了那名字吗
Are we set on that name?
我告诉过你
See, I told you.
如果我们坐着不动 他们看不见我们
If we sit perfectly still, they don't see us.
傻瓜饼干乐队
The Snickerdoodles?
抱歉我迟了
Hey. Sorry, I'm late.
没事 我们正在过你派对的最后几个细节
It's okay. We're just going over the last few details for your party.
想确保你同意座位安排
Wanna make sure you're okay with the seating arrangement.
好 很好
Yeah. Great.
亲爱的 你仍在想凯蒂去不了伦敦吗
Oh, honey, you still thinking about Katie missing London?
我知道这令人伤心
I know it's heartbreaking.
她为此付出了很多 她应该去的
She worked so hard to make it happen. She deserves to go.
有时候人生非常不公
Sometimes life can be really unfair.
你最清楚这点了
You know that better than anyone.
是的 但当人生对我不公时
Yeah, but when life was unfair to me,
凯蒂为我做了她能做的一切
Katie did everything that she could.
但她希望你的生日很特别
But she'd want your birthday to be special.
我知道
I know.
我去穿难过毛衣
I'm gonna go get the sad sweater.
我明天给酒席承办商打电♥话♥
I'll call the caterer tomorrow.
我去网上付酒店尾款
I'll make the final payment to the hotel on the vendors.
好
Okay.
我刚意识到了什么能让我的生日完美
I just realized what will make my birthday perfect.
你看起来好棒
You look incredible!
你看起来好美
You look beautiful.
你准备好迎接超棒的
Are you ready for your fabulous,
不可阻挡的美好16岁了吗
unstoppable sweet 16?
还没有
Not yet.
我必须先告诉你一些事
I've to tell you something first.
我知道了伦敦的事
I know about London.
什么 你怎么...
What? How--
这不重要
It doesn't matter.
没错
Exactly.
我很好 而且我们要去超赞的派对
Yeah, I'm fine, and we've got an awesome party to go to.
凯蒂
Katie.
我不希望毁了你的夜晚
I don't want to ruin your night.
你不会的
You're not.
我知道那个旅程对你意义多大
I know how much that trip meant to you.
所以我想了想如果我遇到这种事
So, I thought about what you would do
你会为我做什么
if something like this happened to me.
亚莉克莎 你做了什么
Alexa, what did you do?
我做了你会做的事
What you would have done.
我改变了一下派对
I made some changes to my party...
这样你就有钱去伦敦了
so there would be money for your London trip.
什么
What?
-不 你不能... -我已经做了 钱交过了
- No, no, you can't-- - I already did. The money is handed in.
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