家有正太（2014）

About a Boy S02E08

Part 3 April 8, 2021, 12:32 p.m.

*And we'll all have a Merry Christmas*
现在我知道你为什么讨厌圣诞节了
Oh, hey, now I understand why you hate Christmas.
你讨厌圣诞节是因为你讨厌「逃亡的雪橇」
You hate Christmas because you hate Runaway Sleigh.
你讨厌这首歌♥是因为它让你意识到
And you hate Runaway Sleigh because it just reminds you
光阴似箭
of how much time has passed.
大家都在马不停蹄往前走
Everybody's moved on with their lives
你却似乎止步不前了
but you're just kind of stuck in neutral.
又错了
Wrong again.
山草大道 812号♥
812...Hill Grass Avenue.
这是什么地方威尔
Where are we, Will?
这次你最好别进去马科斯
Might wanna stay outside for this one, Marcus.
爸
Dad.
看看猫咪带什么回来了
Look what the cat dragged in.
天啊你是威尔的爸爸
O.M.G. You're Will's dad.
我要见证历史时刻了
History is happening before my eyes.
另外你的字写得真好
Great penmanship, by the way.
你们能摆个姿势吗
Oh, can you guys pose,
因为我想给维基页面拍张照片
cause I'm gonna take a little picky For the Wiki.
马科斯我们不会摆姿势的
Marcus, we're not gonna pose.
那样更好偷♥拍♥照
Even better, candid.
我猜猜
Let me guess,
他母亲是你的忠实粉丝而他是我孙子
his mom was a groupie and he's my grandson.
想法很好不他是我邻居的孩子
Good one. No, he's my neighbor's kid.
我根本不想来这里的
Look, I really don't want to be here,
而且很显然我打扰了一个超诡异的派对
and I'm obviously interrupting a super weird party,
那我就直入正题了
so I'll get right to the point.
我要我的「逃亡的雪橇」歌♥词手稿
I need my Runaway Sleigh lyrics.
住在这里的某人买♥♥了下来
Somebody at this address bought them.
我猜应该是妈妈吧
I'm assuming it was mom
在婚姻被你毁了她搬到佛罗里达之前买♥♥的
before you torpedoed the marriage and she moved to Florida.
要是你有的话我很急需
But if you do have them, I need them.
你要不要先进来坐坐
Are you gonna come in?
好吧
Fine.
我正走进威尔儿时的家里
I'm walking into Will's childhood home.
我一定要好好记录下来
Oh, I'm gonna journal about this so hard.
闻起来有股烤面包的味道
Ooh, it smells like toast.
可看起来像个炸♥弹♥
But it looks like a bomb.
我给这家伙弄了涡轮增压
I'm turbo charging this baby
这样马科斯就能有个非常雪白的圣诞节了
so Marcus can have a very white Christmas.
你有多少把握安迪
Oh, how confident are you, Andy?
目标是四倍的造雪量
Well, shooting for quadruple output,
不过我还是会定在两倍
but I'd settle for double.
不错那这是谁
Great. Now who's that?
和威尔在一起的老家伙是谁
Who's that bloke with Will,
马科斯不停给我发照片
Marcus keeps texting me pictures.
那是威尔的爸爸
That's Will's dad.
真有爱
How lovely.
一点也不反而火♥药♥味十足
Not lovely. Explosive, actually.
给你
Here you go.
-一杯蛋酒 -多谢
- One eggnog. - Okay, thanks.
里面可是有酒精的
Uh, there's liquor in that.
没事他就喜欢捧着酒
That's all right, he likes to hold liquor.
怎么样你想不想坐到钢琴前
Well, what do ya say, you wanna sit down at the piano
-弹点什么 -真的吗
- and play something? - Really?
你...我要弹给谁听
You--who am I gonna play for?
这些家伙
These guys?
他们看起来像是在等公交车一样
I mean, they look like they're waiting for the bus.
我的歌♥词手稿在哪里
Where are my lyrics?
你妈妈最近好吗
How is your mother?
能不说这些有的没的吗
Can we skip the small talk, please?
就是随便问问
Just asking.
她一点也不好就这样
She's lousy, that's how she is, okay.
她顽固的老公不愿离开他在伯克利的
Her stubborn husband wouldn't leave his dingy-ass,
阴暗逼仄的老屋和她一起搬去佛罗里达
hell hole in Berkeley and move to Florida with her.
我去佛罗里达能做什么
What was I gonna do in Florida?
我不知道和你妻子在一起
I don't know, be with your wife,
下午三点吃晚餐
have dinner at 3:00 PM,
住在我给你们买♥♥的豪华别♥墅♥里
live in the beautiful house I bought you?
那个地方对我们来说实在太大了
Oh, that place was way, way too big for us.
胡扯那是...
Oh, baloney, that's--
你无法忍♥受住在我给你们买♥♥的房♥子里
You couldn't stand to live in a house that I bought you
因为那样就等于承认我以我的方式成功了
because then you'd have to admit that I'd made it, my way.
你在说什么
What are you talking about?
我是说自从我放弃了古典音乐
I'm talking about the fact that the minute I left classical music
转而做我喜欢的音乐之后
and pursued the music that I loved,
你就没法接受我了
you couldn't deal with it.
不是这样的威尔
That's not the way it was, Will.
我确实理解不了你的音乐
Now it's true, I never have understood your music,
但我一直都支持你去追寻你喜欢的梦想
but I was always fine with pursuing anything you loved.
可是你卖♥♥了那首破歌♥ 不再追寻梦想了
No, it was when you sold that silly song and then you stopped.
你停下脚步放弃奋斗了
You just up and stopped trying.
我放弃奋斗
I stopped trying?
难道我就因为不愿在周末给婚礼演奏
I stopped trying 'cause I don't play weddings
赚五十块钱就放弃奋斗了吗
on the weekends for $50?
好了威尔我不想和你吵架
All right, listen Will, I don't want to fight with you,
今天是圣诞夜
it's Christmas Eve.
这样吧我们合奏那首
I'll tell you what, why don't we just play that
勃拉姆斯D小调协奏曲吧那一直都...
Brahms Concerto In D Minor, that was always--
我们要走了我的歌♥词呢
We're leaving. Where are my lyrics?
我没拿你的歌♥词威尔
I don't have your lyrics, Will.
你得打电♥话♥问你妈了
You're gonna have to call your mother.
好吧马科斯我们要走了
Okay. Marcus, we're leaving.
和你的朋友们道别吧
Say goodbye to your friends.
让你说一句夸奖我的话就那么难吗
Would it have hurt you so much to just say,
比如你写了首热门歌♥ 威尔
"You wrote a hit song, Will,
你让人们能够开开心心地过圣诞
and you made a lot of people happy at Christmas,
我为你感到骄傲
and I'm proud of you"?
说这种话你会死吗
Would it have killed you?
走了马科斯你妈在等我们回家呢
Come on, Marcus, your mom's expecting us.
我想我终于懂了
Oh, I think I finally understand.
你讨厌圣诞是因为你讨厌「逃亡的雪橇」
You hate Christmas because you hate Runaway Sleigh,
你讨厌「逃亡的雪橇」是因为这首歌♥
and you hate runaway sleigh because it ruined
毁了你和你♥爸♥的亲情
your relationship with your father.
好了马科斯我们快走吧
Come on, Marcus, let's get out of here.
今天一整天都火♥药♥味十足啊
Oh, it was a real yule log of a day.
真好笑啊
You know, it's funny.
我以前总是想为啥我爸喜欢企鹅
I used to think, you know, "Why does dad love penguins
胜过喜欢我
more than he loves me?
为什么他不能做个更称职的爸爸
Why can't he be more of a dad?"
在家里待着一起看电视
You know, hang around the house, watch TV,
生活在同一片大♥陆♥上
live on the same continent?
但问题是你没法选择谁当你♥爸♥爸
But the problem is, you can't pick your dad.
好的一面是你可以选择谁当你朋友
But the cool thing is, is you can pick your friends.
谢谢你选我当朋友
And I'm really glad you picked me.
你真是一个特别聪明的孩子啊马科斯
You're a really, really wise person, Marcus.
谢谢夸奖威尔
Thanks, Will.
别顶了很疼的
Ow, stop, it's too hard.
但有时候疼能让我吼出来
You know, sometimes it helps me to howl.
什么意思
What's that now?
我妈教过我如果我遇到不开心的事
Well, my mom taught me that, when I'm upset about things,
比如什么大事把不爽吼出来对身体好
you know, big things, it's healthy to howl.
我想这不是什么公认的智慧
Yeah, I'm not sure that's a universally recognized wisdom.
马科斯
Marcus--
马科斯大庭广众之下呢
Uh, Marcus, we're in public.
马科斯快别吼了我不会跟你一起
Marcus, you gotta stop, I'm not gonna howl with--
我刚收到马科斯的短♥信♥ 他们马上就到
I just got a text from Marcus, they'll be here in a minute.
你们准备好迎接白色圣诞了吗
You guys ready for a white Christmas?
准备好了
Yeah.
我说你们准备好迎接白色圣诞了吗
I said, are you ready for a white Christmas?
爸爸挂在屋顶上
Dad's hanging off the roof!
我的天啊你个白♥痴♥