狙魔女杰（2016）

Wynonna Earp S04E07

Part 1 March 15, 2021, 1:29 p.m.

狙魔女杰前情提要
Previously on Wynonna Earp
我很高兴你终于带她来见我了
Happy you finally brought her here to meet me.
- 你似乎是个好人 - 克兰顿们在波加特利
‐ You seem nice. ‐ The Clantons are in Purgatory.
以眼还眼
An eye for an eye.
博士我觉得他们杀了比利
Doc, I think they killed Billy.
我被标记了
I've been marked!
- 我厌倦了这争斗 - 人是可以改变的
‐ I'm tired of this fight. ‐ People can change.
到妈妈这来
Come to Mama.
你好啊宝贝
Hey, sexy.
我的先祖会吞噬她
My ancestors will devour her.
看来你和那把枪还真是绝配
I guess you and that gun deserve each other.
妮可霍特你愿意和我结婚吗
Nicole Haught, will you marry me?
我愿意
Yes, I will marry you.
我如风一样自♥由♥潇洒
*I'm free as the breeze
随心所欲
*And I do as I please
从心而动
*And I do what I want to do
从心而行
*I go where I want
自个开间房♥去
Get a room!
几米远就有旅馆而且比口♥交♥用的套套还便宜
I mean it, like, legit, they're three feet from you
搁这秀啥呢
and cost less than a dental dam.
你的末日来了野兽
Time's up, beast.
该死
Holy shit.
- 看来你找到自己的枪了 - 还有符咒
‐ I see you found your gun. ‐ And my mojo.
临终忏悔吧亚蒙
Make your peace, Amon.
因为我给了你我能给的一切
*'Cause I gave you all I got to give
我知道那是一种生活方式
*I know that ain't no way to live
所以我让魔鬼带你回来
*I told that devil to take you back
我让魔鬼带你回来
*I told that devil to take you back
敬刚订婚的恩爱情侣
To the happily engaged couple!
再来
Again!
注意点那沙发我费了老大劲才找到的
Hey! It took me weeks to find that couch.
敬妮可和薇芙莉
To Nicole and Waverly.
祝你们白头偕老
May you grow old on one pillow.
干杯
Cheers.
你的油嘴滑舌省着点用
Don't squander the eloquence now.
明天才是真正的订婚派对
Real engagement party's tomorrow.
哎我深表遗憾
Alas, I must send my regrets.
- 怎么 - 你不来吗
‐ What? ‐ You're not coming?
但我再敬一杯
But here is another toast.
敬每一个悄悄的吻
To all the kisses we have snatched,
反之亦然
and vice versa.
我的天
Oh, my God.
抱歉有时候酒吧
Beg pardon. Sometimes in a bar,
会让绅士失态
a gentleman forgets himself.
我还是忘记为好
I'd like to forget that.
知道要怎忘吗沉浸在劳动里面
You know what helps? Mindless labour.
去拿点冰来吧
Why don't we get more ice?
都一个多月了你必须来
It's been over a month, you have to come.
薇诺娜的这件事只是暂时的问题
This thing with Wynonna, it's just another blip.
对我来说可不是暂时的
Yeah, well not to me, it's not.
非常成功对吧
Really making a go of this, huh?
我也没没得选
Uh, well I don't have much choice.
我发现克丽茜把我的养老金
Turns out Chrissy invested my entire pension
全部投给这妹子了
into this old gal.
但你总得有点实在玩意
Okay, but you have to get some real staff
- 帮你渡过难关对吧 - 薇诺娜人呢
to help you out, alright? ‐ Hey, where's Wynonna?
我真的需要你们两
I really need you two
解决好这地下室的事
to take care of this basement business.
要是别人发现
Imagine that people found out
这有个青年杀神
I've got a teenage killer Reaper down there?
我把土豆片从菜单上撤下来他们已经够生气了
They're mad enough I took potato skins off the menu.
你有没有告诉你那发光的棍棍
Did you tell that little glow stick of yours
要不是我帮忙你绝对找不到
that you wouldn't have found it if I hadn't helped?
它说呃
It says that, uh...
知识再多的怪物也是怪物
a monster who knows all the goss is still a monster.
但我这个怪物已经不害人了
Well, this monster isn't hurting anyone.
那这头小鹿怎么说
I'll bet you Bambi's got a different take.
食物罢了
Bambi's food.
除非你一看到香肠就晕倒
And unless you faint at the sight of sausages
或者你的夹克不是动物皮是植物皮做的
or that jacket of yours is made of rare zucchini leather,
- 你又凭什么说我 - 但我从没穿过
-you can't judge me. ‐ Except, I've never donned a...
你穿的什么东西剥龙虾壳专用么
What is that? A lobster bib for leather queens?
要是我不♥穿♥
If I don't wear it,
要付多少干洗钱
my dry‐cleaning bills are a bitch.
你最好别忘了
It's just good to remember...
我大可以杀了你
that I can kill you.
只要我想动手
Any time I want.
谁跟你说的我的癖好
Who told you my kink?
重回沙场了亲爱的
We back, honey.
我叔叔汤玛斯回到了瓦尔德斯塔
Back in Valdosta, my uncle Thomas,
他教了我木工
he taught me to woodwork.
如果你希望在花♥园♥的凉棚下结婚
Should you wish to be married beneath an arbour,
我很荣幸给你造一个作为
it would be my honour to build you one.
- 新婚礼物 - 博士
-As a gift. ‐Doc!
我都要感动哭了
You're going to make me cry.
我真是怀疑
Well, slap my ass and call me the sister‐in‐law!
除了你你不许参加
Except you. You're not allowed to participate
打屁♥股♥环节
in the slapping of ass.
再次表示恭喜
Congratulations... again.
你没跟我说过那个扫兴的游侠
You didn't warn me you were partying
也会来参加派对
with The Lame Ranger.
你上哪去了几个小时前就给你打电♥话♥了
Where have you been? We called hours ago.
忙事去了
Been a little busy.
是吗忙到庆祝你妹妹订婚都没时间了
Oh yeah? Too busy to celebrate your sister's engagement?
不是的
No!
我是忙着
I was busy...
计划怎么庆祝
making plans to celebrate.
复杂巧妙的计划
Intricate, planny... plans.
- 真的吗 - 嗯
‐ Really? ‐ Yeah.
是吗哪种
Oh yeah? What kind?
单身派对
The bachelorette.
今晚闺蜜之夜
Girls' night out!
这可不是闺蜜之夜
This isn't a girls' night out,
这是女人之夜
this is ladies' night.
没想到是男脱衣舞郎
I didn't know it would be male strippers.
是吗你制定
Oh yeah? Didn't come up
复杂巧妙计划的时候没想到吗
when you were making your planny‐plans?
朱塞佩
Hey! Giuseppe!
- 这位新娘需要点货 - 别闹
This bride needs a delivery! ‐ No. Stop.
- 别闹了 - 给她把腊肠送来
Stop! ‐ Come bring the soppressata!
又有一位新娘
Another bride!
我不是新娘
Uh, no, I'm not a bride.
不过确实是未婚妻
But I am her fiancée!
太棒了
Cute!
我喜欢你的波波头发型姐妹
Love the lob, girl.
来一杯吗
Shots?
我的新娘派对最后是跑去参加圣经研习会了
My bridal party bailed to go to Bible study.
毕竟是周日中午嘛
Well, it is noon on a Sunday.
好吧
Okay. Oh!
没错
Yep!
该去把那姜黄小内内弄下来
Definitely time to get that hot ginger off the market.
说得好像你有要担心的事情一样
As if you have anything to worry about.
谁不爱薇芙莉·厄普呢
Everybody loves Waverly Earp.
没人会偷走你的情人
Nobody's gonna steal your sunshine.
妮可是想尽快结婚
‐ Yeah, well, Nicole wants to do it ASAP anyway.
也许就领个证
Maybe just at City Hall.
但你的礼服哪有那么快做好
But how will the sparrows weave your gown that quickly?
她这都第二次结婚了
It's her second.
她第一次结婚的时候也没弄得多隆重
She wasn't even a fancy wedding person the first time.
但你从10岁起就收集婚礼照片
Yeah, but you've had bridal scrapbooks