律师兄弟（2015）
The Grinder
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律师兄弟（2015）
The Grinder S01E09
Part 1
March 12, 2021, 11:40 a.m.
反对 法官阁下... 我认为是时候
Objection, Your Honor... I think it's time
提醒格兰德律师他身在何处了
we remind Counselor Grinder what state he's in.
格兰德先生 你是否清楚
Mr. Grinder, are you aware
我们在大路易斯安那州
that we're in the great state of Louisiana?
此刻我确实在这儿
I am now.
但我可以告诉你
But I was in a completely different state last night.
我昨晚还身处截然不同之地呢
I can tell you that.
反对无效
Objection overruled.
兹裁判被告犯有所有被控罪行
Guilty on all charges.
孩子 欢迎来到南部
Son, welcome to the South.
真是让人印象深刻的胜利
Well, that was impressive.
尤其考虑到这是自你接手
Especially considering that was our first case
你哥哥的律所并搬到新奥尔良之后的
since you took over your brother's firm
我们的第一个案子
and relocated it here to New Orleans.
法官阁下
Your Honor?
如果法庭允许
If it pleases the court,
我们能否占用一下这里
may we have the room?
法庭清场
Clear the courtroom.
我想听你用你哥哥
I want to hear you say it.
无法做到的方式说出来
The way your brother never could.
你确定你能承受得住
You sure you can handle it?
说吧
Say it.
格兰德... 辩护结束
Grinder... rests.
就是这样
Oh, yes!
碾压者 新奥尔良
这真是... 不怎么样
Well, that was... not good.
对吧
Right?
那家伙整集都在卖♥♥肉
Guy was shirtless through the whole episode.
这让我感到不舒服
I mean, that offended me.
我不愿去想这就是电视节目的趋势
I hate to think this is where TV is headed.
你不喜欢它哪一点 斯图
What didn't you like about it, Stew?
我不喜欢它
Uh, well, I didn't like
因为 呃 它没有以前的
the, uh, it didn't have the same, um,
优良质量
the same, the same quality,
你知道的 像原来那部碾压者那样
you know, as the, uh, as the original Grinder.
你还觉着这部哪里更糟糕
And-and what about this did you think was much worse?
- 呃 我 呃... - 蒂莫西·奥利芬
- Uh, I, uh... - Timothy Olyphant.
- 蒂莫西·奥利芬 - 哈
- Timothy Olyphant. - Huh.
他令人失望
He was disappointing.
我之前还觉着他长得挺帅的 你知道吗
I saw his face was handsome, you know,
- 脸挺帅的 - 饶了我吧
- it was a handsome face? - Give me a break.
- 但是他是奶油小生那种帅 - 非常奶油
- But pretty-boy handsome. - He's really pretty.
没错 不是你那种帅
Yeah, not your kind of handsome.
而现在我们要看的是
And now we're supposed to care
格兰德的弟弟
about The Grinder's brother?
有谁会想要看一部关于
Who wants to watch a show about his
他不够酷 不够帅的弟弟的剧集
less cool, less handsome brother?
- 我不看 - 没人会看
- Not me. - No one.
- 绝对没人 - 根本不算是剧
- Literally no one. - Not even a show.
我猜可能也会
I think there could be
有某种市场吧
an audience for-for that.
碾压者:新奥尔良
"The Grinder: New Orleans...
对于何谓真正的碾压的
"A fresh reimagining
全新塑造
of what it truly means to grind."
他们和我们看到是同一部电视剧吗
Were they watching the same show we were?
我不会太介意他们的评论的
I wouldn't get hung up on that.
他们什么都不懂
They don't know what the hell's going on.
你说得没错 都是过去了
You're right. It's in the past.
我已经继续前进了 祝他好运吧
I've moved on. Wish him all the best.
我不祝他好运 我希望这剧集惨败
Not me. I hope it tanks.
它不重要 不是吗
It doesn't matter, does it?
因为真正重要的是家庭
'Cause what really matters is this... family.
好吧 让我们说说看
So, let's do that.
丽丝 你有什么难题
Lizzie, what you got?
我的数学不太好
I'm having trouble in math.
很好 真是好孩子 还有谁
Fantastic, there's my girl. Anybody else?
我不得不去洗车
Well, I got to go get my car washed.
- 车里有味道了 - 很好
- It's got this smell in it. - I love it.
- 你呢 斯图 - 什么 这是在干什么
- What about you, Stew? - What? What are we doing?
我们在讨论各自的人生 斯图
We're talking about our lives, Stew.
我有个难题
I've got one.
布里不再喜欢我了
Brie doesn't like me anymore.
我听说她现在喜欢莱姆了
I heard she likes Liam now.
- 宝贝 这太糟糕了 - 伙计 你还好吗
- Oh, sweetie, that sucks. - Buddy, are you okay?
我想要挽回她 但我不知道如何做到
I want to get her back, but I don't know how.
你有试过跟她谈谈你的感受吗
Well, have you tried telling her how you feel?
开诚布公总不会错
You can't go wrong with honest conversation.
或者你找个比布里更火♥辣♥的女生
Or you find a slightly hotter girl than Brie,
开始和她约会
you start hanging out with her,
她会开始嫉妒 刺伤她的自尊
she starts to feel jealous, it messes with her self-esteem,
她就会再回到你身边了
and she comes crawling back to you.
我不觉着我们应该鼓励...
I don't think we're trying to promote...
- 这听起来很棒 - 好吧
- That could be cool! - Okay...
不 一点儿都不棒 我认为开诚布公
No, that's not cool! I think the honest conversation
- 才是正确方式 - 你可以试试看
- thing is the way to go. - You can try it.
不过找个更火♥辣♥的女生会更有效果
But the hotter girl thing will be a lot more effective.
没错 我就这么办
Yeah, I want to do that.
感觉就算事情不可挽回了
It feels like, even if stuff goes wrong,
我也没什么坏处
I could do okay.
没错 那对你是一步好棋
Yeah, that move feels right for you.
我觉着那太可怕了
I thought it was atrocious.
我认为那个人 我甚至不想提及他的名字
I thought that man... I don't even want to say his name...
伤害到了你
did a disservice to you,
你的角色 更不要提
the character... not to mention,
对整个剧集播出的影响
the entire franchise.
谢谢 托德
Thank you, Todd.
克莱尔 你觉得哪里不好
Claire, what were your issues with it?
我没觉得有什么不好 我觉着也挺不过的
Oh, I didn't have any. I thought it kind of worked.
- 终于 - 你刚才说了什么
- Oh, here we go. - What did you just say?
抱歉 迪恩 你用不着
I'm sorry, Dean, you shouldn't have to...
没事 没事 没事的
No, no, no, no, it's fine.
我很想听听
I'd like to hear
她的想法
what she has to say.
它也就这么回事
Well, it knows what it is.
本来它就是个流俗的肥皂剧
I mean, it's a cheesy soap where the hot guy
有性感猛♥男♥不停脱衣卖♥♥肉的那种
takes his shirt off all the time, you know?
它并不是什么严肃的剧
It's not trying to be all important.
所以你的意思是
So you're saying
你认为他... 性感
that you found him... hot?
没错
Yeah.
好了 我不确定我们今天能否解决这个问题
Yeah, I'm not sure we're gonna solve this today, but I do know
但确实我们有很多工作要做 所以我们最好...
we have a lot of work to do, so it be great if we could...
继续前行
Move on?
我们都想这么做 不是吗
That's what we're all looking to do, isn't it?
- 克里夫- 你好 迪恩
- Cliff. - Hello, Dean.
他就是克里夫·班米思 碾压者的制♥作♥人
Cliff Bemis, the creator of The Grinder.
谢谢你 孩子
Thank you, son.
你来这里做什么
What are you doing here?
你看新剧集了吗
Did you see the show?
看了
I did.
我认为它出色极了
And I thought it was genius.
这是你最好的作品 你应该以此为荣
It's your best work. You should be very proud.
现在如果您没什么事的话 我们还有工作
Now if you'll excuse us, we have work to do.
我不知道你读没读报纸 但
I don't know if you've read the news, but, uh,
我现在在处理真正的案子了
I'm working on real cases now.
你一定是他弟弟
You must be the brother.
听说过很多关于你的消息
Heard a lot about you.
嗯 我也一样
Uh, yes, likewise.
很高兴认识您
It's, uh, a pleasure to meet you.
你是不是促成了一项加左转保护的法规
Didn't you get a protected left put in somewhere?
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