救援高手（2013）

Nathan for You S01E02

Part 5 March 28, 2022, 11:54 a.m.

Luckily, I had an LAPD officer with me to set him straight.
现在我们面前的是一个犯罪行为
What we have here is a crime.
如果有人看到你作案
If someone sees you commit the crime,
你会被逮捕然后进监狱
You can get arrested and go to jail.
而且相信我你不会想进监狱的
And believe me, you don't wanna go to jail.
把鸡♥巴♥画在其他人的手里
Would drawing penises going into someone's hand
会演变成呃谋杀吗
be a segue to, you know, murder?
当然不会了我不这么想
Of course not. I don't think so.
绝对不会吗
Never?
我不会说绝不
I'm not gonna say never.
所以可能会那就是会了
So may--yes. So then yes.
如果他噎住了那倒可能会 - Kyle
If he choked on it, maybe. - Kyle.
放尊重点向人家道歉
Show respect and apologize.
这是个好办法 - 好吧
It's a good way to go. - All right.
嗯我很喜欢在你脸的旁边画鸡♥巴♥
Well, I did enjoy drawing penises next to your face,
但是我真的很抱歉
but I really do apologize.
不我不接受
No, I don't accept that.
我不接受一个这么开头的道歉
I don't accept an apology that starts like that.
我为在你脸旁边画了一根鸡♥巴♥道歉
I apologize for drawing a penis next to your face.
好吧 - 那好
Okay. - All right.
你是个好孩子你很有潜力
You're a good kid. You have a lot of potential.
而且说实话我在你身上看到了我的影子
And to be honest, I see some of myself in you.
但是你要努力变得更像我
But you just have to try to become more like me
而不是更不像你
and less like you.
不我不同意
No, I disagree.
我觉得他应该更像他自己
I think he should be more like himself--
显然他不应该更像他自己
Well, he shouldn't be like himself obviously.
他可是画了鸡♥巴♥啊
Someone who draws penises.
看到动物们互相帮助总是很棒
It's always amazing to see animals helping each other out.
那个男人说他是不是说什么
That guy said-- didn't he say something like,
"山羊掉水里了山羊掉水里了"
"Goat in the water! Goat in the water!"
是啊 - 之类的
Yeah. - or something like that.
然后那只猪跳了进去
And the pig jumped in.
他绝对是带着任务去的
He's definitely on a mission.
他肯定是要去救那只山羊的
He's definitely going to save the goat.
你肯定不能说他不是
Like, there's no way you can say that he's not.
我爱这个视频
I love this video.