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I run a yogurt shop.
I own a pizza place.
Help me, Nathan.
My name is Nathan Fielder,
and I graduated from one of Canada's top business schools
with really good grades.
Now, I'm using my knowledge
to help struggling small business owners
make it in this competitive world.
is Nathan for You.
Frozen yogurt is one of the most popular treats in America,
enjoyed by everyone like Asian women...
or just a regular guy in the neighborhood.
Well, I'm just a regular guy...
in the neighborhood here.
But that popularity doesn't mean much
if your yogurt shop is empty.
Nick Bautista is the manager of Yogurt Haven
in Eagle Rock, California.
And lately, he's been in desperate need of customers.
It would be a plus if we got more traffic going.
So I paid him a visit with some advice
on how to help his business.
Firstly, did you see someone in here with a beard yesterday?
I was actually not working yesterday.
It was my day off.
That was me.
没错 我来勘查了一下 - 哦 真不错
Yeah, I came to scope it out. - Oh, sweet.
是啊 - 酷
Yeah. - Cool.
My mission was to fill Yogurt Haven with customers.
My plan--a crazy new flavor that will get people talking.
That flavor is poo.
你是认真的吗 - 是啊
Is that serious? - Yeah.
The media responds to controversy.
We know that.
I feel like a poo yogurt flavor
might be a news story.
If people read the paper,
it could bring like...
hundreds of thousands of people in here maybe or--
Just to try that flavor?
I really needed to sell my idea to Nick.
So the first step was to actually create the new flavor.
I found a company online
that said they could custom-make any flavor.
And after a week of waiting, the flavor was ready.
So I went to the Gold Coast Lab in Commerce, California to pick it up.
这就是 呃 您要求的产品
This is, uh, this is what you requested.
We call it "Artificial Feces" flavor emulsion.
里面有真的 - 不含有任何实际的
Is there a real-- - There's no actual--
所以完全可以食用咯 - 呃 你可以吃它
It's completely edible. - It--you could eat this.
But if you wanted to dilute it--
Mix it into yogurt.
You could make yogurt.
I didn't wanna be the first to try it,
but I needed to know if the taste was accurate.
So I conducted a taste test with some strangers.
So I'd like everyone to try the frozen yogurt in front of you.
恶心 - 尝起来像什么
Yuck. - What does it taste like?
It's not good.
薄荷吗 - 有点像甘草
Peppermint? - Kinda like licorice.
甘草 没错 这个更接近
Li--oh, there's one, yeah. Closer.
嗯 - 好像还有其他熟悉的
Mm. - It's got some other familiar...
flavors in there, but I can't...
What does this taste like to you?
我也不确定 - 真的吗
I don't know. - Really?
Yeah, it does actually.
What I would think of, um--
What were you basing that on?
呃 很明显外表看上去就很像 - 嗯哼
Um, clearly the look helps. - Right.
The color. Uh...
很自然就 - 因为我只是
Normal. - 'cause I was just--
It was amazing how quick you got it.
所以我就想 哦 也许她以前就尝试过 -没
So I was like, oh, maybe she's tried it. - No.
'cause it's based on real poo.
Never tried it.
I mean, it's okay. You can say if you have.
真的没什么 我是说 - 不 我发誓没有
It's not--I mean-- - No, I promise.
Genuinely, it would help to know
if you actually have and it does.
No. No, I have not ever.
Even by accident you're telling me?
没那么不小心 - 没关系的
Not by accident. - It's okay.
没有 - 如果你尝过也真的没什么
No. - It's totally fine if you have.
I have never tried it.
People do weird things all the time.
I promise you.
I was happy with the results.
And with the flavor in good shape,
it was time to revisit Nick at Yogurt Haven.
那个 - 怎么样
Um-- - Huh?
我先把它扔进 - 好的 没问题
I'm just gonna throw this-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So what do you wanna do?
We can give it a shot,
but I mean, it's not something I would have out here for...
more than a day.
We settled on 2 1/2 months to start.
And with nick's permission,
we installed the new flavor.
Now I wanted to get an article in the paper
and that meant hiring a publicist.
And I got a meeting with one of L.A.'s best,
I think if you really are considering implementing
a s**t-flavored ice cream,
you should reconsider the entire campaign.
So you disagree?
Yeah, I think it's a poor idea.
If you heard that a frozen yogurt shop in your neighborhood
had a poo flavor, you're saying you wouldn't go to check it out?
There are better ways to get attention.
I can come up with five off the top of my head.
Okay, I'd like to hear one.
Invite kids from all around the block
to come and have a frozen-yogurt-eating contest.
嗯 我是不会去参加那种活动的 下一个
Okay, I would not go to that. Next one.
You know what you could do.
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