救援高手（2013）

然后 当我观察够了之后
Then, when I've seen enough,
我的同事就会把我弄回去
My crew comes back and retrieves me.
再次感谢 - 哦 没事的
Thanks again. - Oh, no problem.
拜 - 谢谢
Bye. - Thanks.
仅仅为了调查似乎搞得太复杂了
It may seem like a long way to go just for research,
但正是这种办法使我想出了帮助比利美食馆的点子
But it was this exact method that helped me come up with my idea for Billy's Deli.
坐落于加州格伦代尔市中心
Smack-dab in the middle of Glendale, California,
开餐馆的Gloria Pike已经厌倦了她的餐厅总是空荡荡的
restaurateur Gloria Pike is sick and tired of her diner being empty.
经济状况什么的会有一点影响
The economy or something affecting a little bit.
但是这点影响 让店里很冷清
But little bit, kind of slow.
在我登门拜访之前 我躲进街机里来观察比利美食馆
Prior to my visit, I used the arcade game to observe Billy's Deli.
出人意料的是 我看不出这家店任何经营
Surprisingly, I saw nothing wrong with the business
或者食物上的问题
or the food.
但是在那里呆了这么久之后
But after being in there for so long,
我不得不去小个便
I really had to go pee,
但就在我想在附近的店面用下洗手间的时候
And it was only once I tried to use the bathroom at some of the neighboring businesses...
嘿 我可以用一下你们这里的洗手间吗
Hey, do you guys have a bathroom I could use?
我突然意识到比利餐馆还有很大的机会
that I realized there was a huge opportunity for Billy's.
当我藏在街机里的时候
So while I was hiding in the arcade game,
我注意到你们店里有严格的
I noticed that you guys have a strict
"只有顾客可以使用厕所"的规定
"Bathrooms for customers only" Policy.
嗯哼 - 因为这个规定
Mm-hmm. - And for that,
我恭喜你
I congratulate you.
谢谢你 - 恭喜你
Thank you. - Congratulations...
成功在亏钱
on losing money.
怎么会亏钱呢
Losing money?
计划是规定"人人都可以使用我们的厕所"
The plan: an "Anyone can use our bathroom" Policy.
在一个厕所很少的区域
In an area where bathrooms are scarce,
比利餐馆有机会吸引大量来上厕所的人
Billy's has an opportunity to attract a slew of bathroom-goers
这些人上完厕所之后可以成为顾客
that can then be converted to customers.
一旦他们进了洗手间
Once they use the bathroom,
我们就可以吸引他们留在这吃饭
then we sell them on eating here.
嗯哼
Mm-hmm.
你们店可以成为这附近的公用厕所
You guys could become the neighborhood toilet.
嗯 我觉得这个主意还不错
Yeah, I guess it's good idea.
在哪里对人们进行推销
And where better to market to them
会比人们完全聚精会神的地方更好呢
than where we have their complete, undivided attention?
我们制♥作♥了一个由Gloria出演的简短广♥告♥
We put together a short commercial featuring Gloria,
完成以后
And once it was done,
我把具有动作感应功能的显示器
I installed motion-activated monitors
安装在了比利餐馆的每个厕所隔间和小便池
in every bathroom stall and urinal at billy's.
广♥告♥已经就位
With the ad in place,
是时候把消息传播出去
It was time to start spreading the word
人人都可以上比利餐馆的厕所
that billy's bathrooms were for everyone.
贴在窗户上的标语对路人应该会有效
The window signs would work great for passers-by,
但是我还想要让这一区域的其他商家也知道
But I also wanted to spread awareness to other businesses in the area.
如果你有需要使用洗手间的客人
So if you have any customers that need to use the bathroom,
你们可以叫他们去街尾的比利美食馆
You can send them to Billy's down the block.
哦 好的
Oh, okay.
现在我准备好打动来这里上厕所的人
Now I was ready to convince people who came for the bathroom
为了食物留下来
to stay for the food.
嗨 你好
Hi, there.
请问你是来用洗手间的吗
Are you here to use the bathroom?
哦 来吃饭的吗 - 是的
Oh, to eat? Okay. - Yeah.
你是来用洗手间的吗
Are you here to use the bathroom?
来吃东西
Here to eat.
三位吗 - 是的
Three? - Yes.
来用洗手间还是来吃饭呢
For the bathroom or for a table?
好的 她可以帮助你
Okay, um, yeah, she can help you.
一开始 我的标语似乎没有起效
At first, it was looking like my signs weren't working,
但是后来厕所大军开始抵达了
But then the bathroom crowd started to arrive.
嗨
Hi.
是来用厕所的吗 - 是的
For the restroom? - Yeah.
好的 就在后面 十分感谢 - 好的
Yes, it's right at the back. Thank you so much. - Okay.
他们就要看到我们的广♥告♥了
They were about to see our commercial,
我想给Gloria看看他们的反应
and I wanted to show Gloria their reactions.
这不是完全合法的
So it's not entirely legal,
但是我们在洗手间里装了几个隐藏摄像机
but we set up a couple hidden cameras inside the bathroom.
我只要等他们一出来让他们签字
I'll just need to get people to sign a release
批准使用这些录像素材就行了
consenting to the use of the footage once they get out,
这我感觉问题不大
which I don't foresee being an issue.
哈喽 你好吗
Hello, how are you?
欢迎来到比利美食馆
Welcome to Billy's.
希望你喜欢这个广♥告♥
Please enjoy this message.
您可能不是我们这里的顾客
You may not be a customer,
但是比利美食馆仍然欢迎您来使用我们的洗手间
But at Billy's, you're still welcome to use the bathroom.
在你方便的时候
and while you're doing your thing,
我想向您介绍一下我们的追求
I'd like to talk to you a bit about our thing--
做出美味的食物
making delicious food.
看看这些精致的食物啊
Just look at these fine dishes.
您几乎可以闻到这些佳肴的味道
You can almost smell the quality food,
它们都由最好的食材做成
made from the finest ingredients available.
比如我们的五香熏牛肉三明治
Like our famous pastrami sandwich,
新鲜的科布沙拉
fresh Cobb salad,
或者我们自♥制♥的美味辣椒酱
or our rich homemade chili.
简直了 瞧瞧这个辣酱
Mm-hmm, look at that chili.
全世界的的人都选择到比利美食馆吃饭
People come from all over the world to eat at Billy's.
所以为什么不再呆一会呢
So why not stick around for a minute?
你绝对不会后悔的
You'll be glad you did.
比利美食馆 你的邻家公厕
Billy's Deli, your neighborhood toilet.
现在我需要知道广♥告♥效果如何
Now I needed to see if the commercial did its job.
你饿了吗
Are you hungry?
嗯 有一点
Uh, a little bit.
我们的菜单很全哦 - 好的
So we have a full menu. - Yeah.
你可以看看这个
You can look at that.
另外 呃 我们需要你签个字
Also, uh, we need you to sign, uh,
一份肖像使用声明 如果你愿意的话
if you would, a-an appearance release.
当你在洗手间里的时候我们使用
We were filming you in the bathroom
隐藏摄像机进行了录像 - 哦 真的吗
with a hidden camera... - Oh, really?
来看看顾客体验如何
to show the customer experience.
录了那些部分啊
Which part of me was being filmed?
只拍了您在看录像的样子
Just you watching the video.
哦 好的 因为我是在上厕所
Oh, okay, because I'm using the restroom.
所以我想知道我那个的时候
So I'm wondering what part of it--
嗯 您的私密部位不会出现的
Yeah, your private parts won't be shown.
好吧
Oh, okay.
你们应该告诉我你们会录像的
You should have told me that you guys are going to film.
但是你们没有
You didn't.
现在你们必须删掉这整个录像
Now you're gonna have to delete this thing.
而且我不关心你们想用哪一个部分
And I don't care whatever you want to use.
你明白吗
Do you understand that?
重要的是 我只想知道
The important thing is-- I just want to know--
这对我来说才是重要的事
That's the important thing for me.
你今天想在比利美食馆吃什么 因为
What are you gonna eat today at Billy's, because--
这是 你在玩一个很危险的游戏
And it's a-- you're playing really a dangerous game right now.
好吧 对不起
Okay, I'm sorry.
我们刚才在你上厕所的时候拍了你
We were filming you while you were using the bathroom.
啊 好吧
Oh, okay.
所以我们需要你 呃 签一下这个声明
So we need to, uh, get you to sign this release
允许我们在全国性电视节目上使用刚才拍摄的视频
so we can use the footage on national television,
呃 - 如果你没意见的话
Oh. - if that's okay with you.
好吧 - 没问题吗
Sure. - Is that okay?
是的 没事 当然可以 - 好的 太感谢了
Okay, yeah, sure. - Okay, thanks so much.
其实 这个声明基本上意思就是
I mean, it basically says we can do anything we want
我们用这段视频想干啥都可以
with the footage and use it for anything.
啊 这样啊 好吧 - 那就好
Oh, okay, right. - Okay.
大体上来说 我们的厕所内的拍摄工作没有遇到什么问题
For the most part, the in-bathroom filming wasn't a problem,
大家也都挺愿意签协议书的
and people were happy to sign the release.
我很激动能给Gloria展示我的成果
And I was so excited to show gloria my results.
这个男的
This man...