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My name is Nathan Fielder.
and I graduated from one of canada's top business schools
with really good grades.
Now，I'm using my knowledge
to help struggling small business owners
make it in this competitive world.
is Nathan for you.
Greg Boodaghian works in an industry
where dishonesty runs rampant,
and that makes the fact that I first thought his business
was called "Gay Auto Repair" the least of his worries.
His biggest problem: customers not trusting him.
I do have clients like that that once they enter here,
they think that I'm ready to rip them off.
Greg seemed like an honest mechanic,
but before helping him, I needed to be sure.
So I baked him some cookies with salt instead of sugar
to see if he'd be honest about the taste.
and the next day, I paid him a visit at his shop in Glendale, California,
with my homemade treats.
I have a little surprise for you.
我给你烤了这些饼干 - 给我的吗?
I baked you these cookies. - For me?
So feel free to have one.
谁做的 你做的吗 - 没错
Who made it? You made it? - Mm-hmm.
What do you think?
很好 - 你喜欢吗
Very good. - You like it?
我喜欢 是的 有点咸
I like it. Yeah, a little salty.
The plan: For Greg to promote that he's an honest mechanic
by only giving estimates while hooked up to a lie detector.
I never thought of that, but, you know it...
Something like this won't only make you look more honest,
but it will make your competitors look more dishonest.
Because it'll make everyone in the city go,
"Well, why isn't my mechanic hooked up to a polygraph?"
"I want to go to the guy who is."
可能吧 人们会这样想 - 是啊 没错
Probably, yeah. People will think that way. - Yeah, yeah.
Greg seemed into my idea,
and that meant I needed to find a reliable polygraph machine for him to use.
Do you want another one?
噢 我待会再吃 - 现在就吃一个吧
Oh, I'll take it later. - Have another one now.
不吃了吗 - 不了
No? - No.
So I tracked down a local polygraph operator
and met up with him at my office to put his machine to the test.
Answer the following questions truthfully, okay?
Is today thursday?
Are you currently sitting down?
Have you ever used pornography to pleasure yourself?
Is that a standard question?
Try to not talk between questions.
Have you ever used online pornography
or pornography to pleasure yourself?
Well, I don't know about that 100%.
I don't look at pornography,
so it was obvious that Gene's old machine was too inaccurate to use with Greg.
So I sought out a different polygraph operator
who claimed to have the most up-to-date equipment.
Honestly, this machine looks like something out of The 1500s.
就好像 - 是啊
It was like-- - Yeah.
它们的准确率只有80% - 是的
Those are only 80% accurate. - Right.
So what I want to do today, along with testing your machine,
is to show that I was telling the truth in that situation
and that I don't watch online pornography.
And once I was all hooked up,
I was ready to take on the hard questions.
Do you live in Wisconsin?
Do you ever look at pornography on the internet?
Have you ever pleasured yourself while watching pornography on the internet?
Do you need to reboot the computer or something?
There's no--nothing to reboot.
Cause I noticed your computer is a Dell.
所以我不知道 - 我用的是东芝
So I don't know-- - Computer's a Toshiba.
它从来没出过毛病吗 - 从来没有
It never glitches? - No.
You're failing, and I think it's 'cause you're lying.
But it's weird for me a little bit when I'm telling the truth.
And the computer is saying I'm lying.
And on top of that, it's a toshiba.
Small green mountain, small green mountain,
giant green mountain.
那一段是什么问题来着 - 黄♥片♥
What was that question for? - Porn.
Do you ever watch porn on the internet?
Is that a windows '95?
哦 天哪 老兄 别垂死挣扎了
Oh, jesus, dude. You're graspin' at straws.
The operating system has nothing to do with what you're shooting out.
And it's not windows '95.
是XP吗 - 是的
XP? - Yes.
Still, it's not the most recent operating system, I don't think.
Despite the inaccuracy of John's dated machine,
we had to go with him
since there weren't any other operators in the area.
再见 - 拜
See you later. - Bye.
Back at G&Y, I had a surprise in store for Greg.
我给你弄了那个标语 - 好吧 真不错
I got you that sign. - All right, that's cool.
是吗 - 是的
Yeah? - Yeah.
With the sign in place,
it was finally time for Greg to try out his new honest approach with customers.
嗨 你好吗 - 嗨 你好
Hi, how are you? - Hey. hi.
今天我们有一个特别的活动 - 好啊
We have a special today. - Okay.
We accept a polygraph test when we give you--
在我们给你估价的时候 - 哦 哇哦
when we give you the estimates. - Oh, wow.
So if you want a-- you're willing to--
That sounds great. Yeah.
Customers seemed excited about the promotion,
and after a thorough inspection, Greg gave his quote.
The rear, you have, like, 5% left.
While John, our polygraph examiner, took notes.
Now it was time to put Greg's honesty to the test.
今天是星期天吗 - 不是
Is today sunday? - No.
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