救援高手（2013）

你认为什么事情
What's something that you think
是你不想让他们看到的
you wouldn't want them to see?
可能是
That I...
我在搞婚外情
was having an affair or something
要离开他们的妈妈之类的吧
and was going to leave their mom.
那照片应该是什么样的呢
So what would be the photo?
如果要选这条路线的话
If that were the line I was going down
那么照片上应该是我和一个女人睡在一起
it'd probably have to be, like me in bed with another woman
一个不是我妻子的女人
that wasn't my wife.
Fred认为能最有效激励他减重的事物
Fred decided the best motivator for him to lose weight
是他出轨被抓到的照片
would be a photo of him having an affair.
所以我让他和我雇的一名模特在床上摆好姿势
So I had him pose in a bed with a model I hired
拍下了一张看上去他在背着老婆偷♥情♥的照片
and took a photo to make it look like he was caught cheating on his wife.
并把它放进了一个寄给他孩子的信封里
Then I put it in an envelope addressed to his children
如果他不能在接下来两周内减掉4斤半 照片就会寄出
that would be sent out if he didn't shed 5 pounds over the next two weeks.
我为其他每位参与者都量身定制了类似的激励方式
I tailored similar motivators for each of the other participants.
教师Gina同意写一封署名给校长的信
Gina, a schoolteacher, agreed that a letter to her principal that reads,
内容是"我是个小宝宝 我爱嘘嘘嗯嗯"
"I'm a little baby and I love to pee and poo!"
同时附上她伸出两根中指的照片
accompanied by a photo of her giving two middle fingers,
这些足以激励她减掉这几斤
would be sufficient incentive for her to drop those pounds.
法务助理Trici决定把尴尬的照片
Trici, a legal assistant, decided that addressing an embarrassing photo
寄给她所里的一名律师能够帮她达成目标
to one of the lawyers at her firm would help her out.
而退休老兵George
And George, a retired war veteran,
认为我的方法就能对他起效果
thought my approach would actually work for him.
我喜欢这种办法
I like that situation.
你愿意这么做吗 - 是啊 完全愿意
You would do this? - I would do that. Absolutely.
真的吗
Really?
是的 - 好嘞
Yeah. - Okay.
你想让我现在去拿道具吗
Well, do you want me to get the costume?
好啊 - 行
Yeah. - Okay.
说干就干
Let's do it.
在把George装扮成人肉热狗之后
And after getting George dressed up as the human hot dog,
我拍下了他的照片
I snapped his photo...
来 看这里
Okay, look over here.
并且打印了一份出来 以便他寄给他妈妈
Then printed out a copy for him to address to his mother,
在她面前出丑是他不愿意发生的事
someone he didn't want to embarrass himself in front of.
这肯定能吓坏她 绝对的
That would wake her up, yeah. Definitely.
在称了每个人的体重之后
And after weighing each of them in,
我给了他们两周时间减掉4斤半
I gave them two weeks to lose 5 pounds.
我们稍后再回来看他们的成果如何
So we'll check in later to see how they did.
但首先
But first...
Veronique Assouline是比弗利山的高端派对策划人之一
Veronique Assouline is one of Beverly Hills' premier party planners.
她非常希望能把她的公♥司♥
And she has big hopes of taking her company,
薇洛妮克活动策划 带上一个新台阶
Veronique Events, to the next level.
我的愿望是把公♥司♥做大
My wish is to be a bigger company
吸纳许多艺术指导 拥有整套的团队
with a lot of artistic directors and, you know, a whole crew.
但要做到这点 她需要拥有一个
But to do this, she's going to need something
与众不同独一无二的大杀器
that makes her different than everyone else.
因此我去拜访了Veronique看自己能不能帮上忙
So I paid Veronique a visit to see if I could help.
嗨
Hey.
噢 天哪
Oh, jeez--
办派对的时候最大的压力来自于该邀请谁
When someone's having a party the biggest stress comes from who to invite.
没错
Absolutely.
有时候你就是不想邀请某些人
I mean, sometimes there are just people you don't want to invite.
是的
Yes.
但是你不想让他们知道你没有邀请他们
But you don't want them to know you didn't invite them
因为他们会因此恨你
because then they'll hate you.
但你又不想他们知道你不喜欢他们 对吧
But you don't want them to know that you don't like them. Right?
是啊 但这种事就这样 你必须做出选择
Yeah. But the thing is, you have to make choices.
但也许你不用选择
But maybe you don't.
如今 大多数派对邀请函是以电子邮件的形式发送的
These days, most party invitations are sent as a digital invite through email.
如果能够开♥发♥一种技术
So if it was possible to develop a technology
把某些人的邀请函直接发到他们的垃圾邮件箱里去
that could send certain people's invites directly to their spam folder,
那么Veronique的客户就可以邀请所有朋友参加派对
Veronique's clients could invite everyone they know to a party,
同时保证他们不待见的客人不会到场
while guaranteeing their undesired guest won't show up.
如果在派对结束后被当面对质 他们就可以说
And if confronted after the event by that guest, they could simply say,
"我邀请你了啊 你检查垃圾邮件了吗"
"I did invite you. Did you check your spam?"
这真是个好手段
That is a ga--great trick.
我是说 作为唯一一家提供这种服务的派对策划公♥司♥
I mean, as the only party planner to provide this service,
所有人都会想让你来策划他们的派对的
you would get everyone wanting you to plan their party.
我想先看看这要怎么操作
You know, I want to see how it works.
能提供相关参考信息就再好不过了
I would love to have this information.
如果以后能派上用场 那为什么不用呢
And then if I have the use, yes. Why not using it?
在Veronique向她的客户提供这项服务之前
Before Veronique could offer this service to her clients,
我需要先创造出这项服务所需的技术
I'd first need to create the technology to make it work.
所以我雇了一名叫Chris的软件工程师
So I hired a software engineer named Chris,
他搭建出了一个能执行我想法的定制邀请系统
who built me a custom invitation system to execute my idea.
好了 这边就是邀请表
All right, so this is the invitation form.
好的
Right.
然后在这边你可以分别输入
And then on this side you enter the emails
你想邀请和不想邀请的客人邮箱
with your desired guests and your undesired guests.
那这边的电子邮件会寄到哪
So the emails in here go where?
发给想邀请客人的邮件会进他们的收件箱
The desired guests emails will be sent to the inbox.
但对于不想邀请的客人
But with the undesired guests
会默认在邮件里添加很多垃圾邮件触发词汇
I just put a whole bunch of spam words in that email,
并经由俄♥罗♥斯♥的一个外国服务器发送
sent it through a foreign server that was located in Russia.
这样就能保证它会进垃圾箱 - 是的 它就会进垃圾箱
So that makes it go to spam-- - Yeah. So that makes it go to spam.
你用的是哪些词
And what words did you use?
呃 我用了伟哥 阴♥茎♥ 阴♥茎♥增大术
Um, I used "Viagra", "Penis", "Penis enlargements",
从1英寸到10英寸的阴♥茎♥我都写进去了
I put everything from 1-inch penis all the way to 10-inch penis.
为什么还有1英寸阴♥茎♥
Why 1-inch penis?
呃 只是想多凑一些垃圾词汇
Uh, because it's just more to put in there.
我见过写着8英寸9英寸阴♥茎♥的垃圾邮件
'Cause I've seen spam for like, 8-inch penis, 9--
嗯哼
Yeah.
但我从没见过哪封垃圾邮件写着
But I've never seen someone--a spam email say, like,
"你想拥有1英寸长的阴♥茎♥吗"
"Do you want a 1-inch penis?"
但没关系
But yeah.
看起来你做得很不错
It seems like you did a good job.
是啊
Yeah.
Chris给我发了一封邀请邮件进行测试
Chris sent a test invite to my email.
程序似乎很有效
And it seemed to work great
隐藏的关键词将邮件直接送进了我的垃圾箱
with the hidden keywords directing it straight to my spam folder.
就是这样
There it is.
所以第二天 我回去找Veronique
So the next day, I returned to Veronique
向她展示我的研发成果
to show her what I had developed.
噢 对不起 对不起 我的妈啊
Oh, sorry, sorry. Jesus Christ.
这个程序会给那些邮件添加隐藏关键词
The program will add hidden words to those emails
这些词会使它们直接进入垃圾箱 - 这样啊
that will make them go directly to spam. - Oh.
例如阴♥茎♥ 劳力士
There's "Penis", "Rolex"--
我是说这个想法
I mean the idea is--
还有 阴♥茎♥增大术 - 哦
Uh, "Penis enlargement"... - Oh.
伟哥 8英寸阴♥茎♥
"Viagra", "8-inch penis",
9英寸阴♥茎♥ 10英寸阴♥茎♥
"9-inch penis","10-inch penis",
11英寸阴♥茎♥ - 很好
"11-inch penis"... - Good.
伟哥阴♥茎♥
"Viagra penis"--
这个 我不需要知道得这么详细
I mean, I don't need to know exactly--
这种信息有必要告诉我吗
Is it important for me to know this information?
如果有客户问你的话 你应该知道
If any of your clients ask, you should know.
不 没有人会感兴趣的
No, nobody would be interested.
但有些人可能想知道它是如何运作的
Well, some people might want to know how it works.
这科技多有趣啊
It's interesting science.
Veronique大为震撼
Veronique was impressed.
但为了向她展示我的方法所能产生的心理影响
But in order to show her the psychological impact my system would have,
我决定在我家举办一个小型派对
I decided to throw a small party at my place
并把我认识的某人列入不想邀请的客人名单里
and put someone that I know on the undesired guest list.
为此我选择了在我节目中工作的Solomon
For this, I chose Solomon, who works on my show,
因为我知道这会伤害他的感情
because I knew it would hurt his feelings
如果他发现自己没有被邀请的话
if he found out he wasn't invited.
在发出邀请后
So after sending the invites,
我便回家去准备我的派对了
I headed home to prepare for my party.