燃情克利夫兰

Hot in Cleveland S03E11

Part 1 May 5, 2020, 9:45 a.m.

《燃情克利夫兰》是在
Hot in Cleveland is recorded
摄影棚观众前现场录制
in front of a live studio audience.
本周克利夫兰将谱写
Rock and roll history will be made
摇滚乐历史新章
in Cleveland this week.
性感摇滚歌♥手强尼·里维尔
When sexy rocker Johnny Revere
将再度携手乐队队友德拉戈
reunites with his band mate, Drago,
这是继1988年"和谐巡演"后首次合作
shown here during their 1988 simpatico tour.
当年很不幸在"和谐"开唱一周后
Unfortunately, one week into simpatico,
强尼与德拉戈因为创作分歧而分道扬镳
Johnny and Drago broke up due to creative differences.
他们互相看不顺眼
They hate each other.
但现在这两位摇滚明星同意
But now the two rockers have agreed
将个人分歧放一边通过演唱
to put aside their differences to perform
类似《天下一家》的歌♥曲来宣传
a "We Are The World" type song promoting the idea
"别再互相大吼大叫
that everyone should just stop yelling at each other
和平相处最重要"这一理念
and get along.
歌♥名为《冷静支招消停点儿吧》
It's called Cool aid: A time to chill.
[恶搞饮料品牌Kool Aid]
而我将拿到幕后故事的
And I'll have exclusive access
独家爆料哦
to the story behind the story
因为我碰巧认识
because I happen to know
牵手强尼·里维尔的幸运女士
the lucky lady dating Johnny Revere.
对美国俄州的观众们
That's right, the Ohio part of America.
正是在下
It's me.
你在干嘛呢
Hey, what are you doing?
把酒杯冷却一下
Oh, just chilling glasses.
强尼喜欢冰冻马提尼
Johnny likes his martini cold
还有火♥辣♥的维多利亚
and his Victoria hot.
这个《冷静支招》的玩意儿真是星光聚集啊
This Cool Aid thing has an amazing lineup of musicians.
天哪
Oh, my god.
大卫·盖茨也会来
David Gates is gonna be there?
-谁 -面包乐队的大卫·盖茨呀
- Who? - David Gates from Bread.
我上高中时听《最好的面包》专辑
Oh, I must have listened to The Best of Bread
听了无数遍
a million times in high school.
你在电梯里读的高中吗
You went to high school in an elevator?
[爱尔卡取笑面包乐队属于电梯音乐]
面包乐队的歌♥才不是电梯音乐
Bread is not elevator music.
[适合用于商场等播放的轻柔流行音乐]
是抒情摇滚
It's soft rock.
-明显不一样好吧 -那是
- There's a difference. - Oh, sure.
抒情摇滚不像电梯音乐那样
Soft rock isn't all up in your face
让人抓狂
like elevator music.
我要跟你一起去录音室
I'm coming with you to the recording session.
我想让大卫·盖茨在我吉他上签个名
I want David Gates to sign my guitar.
我也要去也许能碰到慧眼伯乐
I'm coming too. Maybe someone will discover me.
我仍然梦想当一个职业歌♥手
I still dream of becoming a professional singer.
我还盼着CC·沙巴希亚
And I dream about CC Sabathia
重回印第安人棒球队呢
coming back to the Indians.
咱俩都别做梦了
Neither one of 'em's gonna happen.
说真的
Seriously.
我可比韦雷娜强多了
I'm better than Verena.
想做玛丽亚·凯莉第二的傻帽
Stupid Mariah Carey wannabe.
她不是能唱六个八音度吗
Well, doesn't Verena have, like, a six-octave range?
电脑还能让照片改头换面呢
If computers can digitally take out a rib
这年头还有什么是真的
for a photo shoot, they can do anything.
我跟你说了要保密的
I told you that in confidence.
一定是强尼来了
Oh, that must be Johnny.
需要我们在你换装时拖住他吗
Do you want us to stall him while you get ready?
不这便是我们现在关系的美妙之处
No, that's what's so great about our relationship now.
做自己就好
We can just be ourselves.
猜猜谁对老师很有爱
Guess who's hot for teacher.
我
I...
我等的是另外一个人
Oh, I was expecting someone else.
你要买♥♥些巧克力吗
Would you like to buy some chocolate?
你真觉得我能塞进
Do you really think that I could eat candy
这套衣服是平时吃糖的结果吗
and fit into an outfit like this?
你干嘛穿成这样
Why are you dressed like that?
这个嘛我刚放学回家
Well, I just got home from school,
还没来得及
and, uh, haven't had a chance to put on
换上便装呢
my play clothes yet.
我的玩伴到啦
Oh, and there's my playmate now.
-你好啊维多利亚 -你好呀强尼
- Hi, Victoria. - Hi, Johnny.
我有个"对老师很有爱"的段子
I had a "Hot for teacher" line,
但看来现在不太适合说
but now that seems wildly inappropriate.
咱俩得谈谈
Uh, we need to talk.
听起来你真得买♥♥点儿巧克力备着了
Sounds like you're gonna need some chocolate.
《燃情克利夫兰》
第三季第十一集
我和纳塔亚
Well, Natalya and I
已经交往了半年
have been seeing each other for six months.
她多大
How old is she?
这不重要
That's not important.
我的天她到底有多小
Oh, my god. How young is she?
22岁
22.
这是我年...身高的一半
That's more than half my...height.
那你俩怎么认识的
So, uh, how did you meet?
她是我乐队的和声歌♥手
She's a backup singer in my band.
好了没什么大不了的
Okay, so it's nothing.
这就好比我跟临时演员上♥床♥
No, it would be like me sleeping with an extra,
"一号♥警♥察♥" "帅哥卡车司机"什么的
like "Cop NO.1" or "Hunky trucker."
你不明白
You don't understand.
我当然明白
Of course I understand.
咱俩的恋爱关系很开放
You and I have an open relationship.
你在巡演中鬼混
What you do on the road
我在拍生活台的原创电影
or what I do on the set of the lifetime original movie
《加油站餐厅女招待之
Truck stop waitress:
艾莉森·麦克兰尼》时乱搞
the Alison Mcclaney story
压根不会影响咱俩的感情
has nothing to do with us.
我要向她求婚
I'm gonna ask her to marry me.
向和声歌♥手求婚
Backup singer?
我说的她都会重复[职业习惯]
Well, she repeats everything I say.
她铁定会答应的
It's very affirming.
行了拜托现在别开玩笑
All right, please, just no-- no jokes right now.
我有点儿晕乎乎的
I'm kind of reeling here.
好吧抱歉
Okay, I'm sorry.
咱俩之间确实妙不可言
What you and I have is incredible.
但你想要的只是激♥情♥周末
But all you want is a weekend here
偶尔缠绵
and a night there.
我懂这样才有意思啊
I know, that's what makes it so exciting.
是有意思你现在穿成这样儿
Yeah, and-- and this outfit you're wearing
更让我觉得有意思
isn't making this any easier.
可我想要更多
But I need more than that.
我和纳塔亚可以朝朝暮暮
Natalya wants to be there every day.
我向你求过婚
I mean, I asked you to marry me,
但你拒绝了
and you turned me down.
那当然
Well, of course.
我才不要跟你去巡演
I can't go on the road
跟你坐在巴士上满世界跑
and--and travel around with you in a bus
住汽车旅馆忍♥受那么吵的音乐
and--and stay in motels and--and all that loud music.
这种游戏适合年轻女人
I mean, that is a young woman's game.
我真是伤心欲绝
I'm devastated.
看看我都吃上巧克力了
Look at me. I'm actually eating chocolate.
还是这种最没档次的
And it's the lowest form of chocolate.
募款巧克力
Fundraiser chocolate.
亲爱的
Honey.
真为你难过你一定被伤得很深
I'm so sorry. I know it hurts.
即使强尼并非一直在我身边
You know, even though Johnny wasn't always there,
但他肯定会在我身边
I thought he'd always be there.
他就像我的备胎一样
He was like my safety net.
或许正是这种高枕无忧的心态
Maybe knowing you had a safety net
让你错失了更优秀的男人
was holding you back from finding someone wonderful.
这话一听就是没有备胎的人说的
That's just something people who don't have safety nets say.
这话倒不假
That's true.
你知道吗