高玩救未来

Future Man S03E04

Part 5 April 11, 2020, 10:20 a.m.

今天早上我准备自杀
This morning, I tried killing myself.
然后我就发现那个上帝是
And that was actually before I found out that God
奥萨马·本·拉♥登♥
was Osama bin Laden.
我不知道你想要我们做什么乔西
Okay, I don't know what you want from us, Josh.
我们生于下水道
We come from the sewer.
我们以我们的方式来爱你
We love you the way we know how.
-保护你 -为你杀戮
‐ By protecting you. ‐ Killing for you.
偶尔会戏弄你一下
And yes, occasionally lightly ribbing.
-一直是爱你的 -非常爱你
‐ Always with love. ‐ So much love.
我拒绝你们可怕的爱
Well, I reject your terrible love.
好吧
Okay.
我知道怎么解决
I know how to fix this.
拜托停下我的天
Okay, please stop! God!
这拥抱也太吓人了
Those are fucking terrible hugs.
伙计们我很抱歉但是
You guys, I'm sorry, but everything
你们走进我的生活后
everything that has happened in my life
发生的一切都很糟糕
since you came into it has been bad.
我不是英雄
Okay, I'm not a hero.
我的生活并不特别如果你们真的爱我
My life is not special. If you really loved me‐‐
我们爱你
We do.
我们再也不拿你开玩笑了
We will never make fun of you again.
那你们就帮我找到港湾的时间叛逃者
Then you will help me narc out the time‐rogues in Haven
这样我就能回家
so I can go home
和我的父母一起共度余生
and spend the rest of my life with my parents.
我
I...
好吧
okay.
成年男人这么说很正常
That is a very normal thing for an adult male to say.
讽刺
你们觉得该怎么办
So what do you guys say?
看在往昔的份上最后穿越一次
One last jump for old time's sake?
这是港湾吗
Is this Haven?
不
No.
这是爱荷华
It's Iowa.
州立大学
State University.
该死的本·拉♥登♥
Oh, fucking bin Laden.