双雌大盗（2025）

Frauds S01E01

Part 5 Dec. 25, 2025, 11:32 a.m.

一二三一二三
One, two, three. One, two, three.
你就... 跟我说点什么什么都行
Just... Look, just tell me something, anything. Just...
让我转移一下注意力
Just take my mind off it
伯特寄信来了
Bert wrote to me.
她出狱了 -伯特?
She's out. - Bert?
天不是吧
God, not her.
不准再联♥系♥她了宝贝她不值得
Don't get involved with her. babe. She is not worth it
嘿你听到我说的了吗?
Hey. Do you hear me?
听到了
Yeah.
女士们先生们准备好欣赏戏法了吧
Ladies and gentlemen, it's why you're all here.
今晚戏法大♥师♥没有在拉斯维加斯凯撒皇宫
Tonight, he's not at Caesars Palace, Las Vegas,
因为他来到了你们面前
because he's here with you all.
他就是杰出的狄阿波罗
It's The Great Diavolo.
另外欢迎他那美丽的新助手科梅!
And introducing his beautiful new assistant, Komet!
天呐
Jesus.
你打哪来的啊?
Where did you come from?
喂!
Oye!
你刚刚撞到我了!
You just bumped into me!
有病啊你? 是你撞我的白♥痴♥!
What's your problem? You walked into me, idiot
啊!
Ugh!
靠!
Fuck!
天!
Jesus!
你这个混♥蛋♥
Fucking hell.
那活是什么? 说来听听
What's the job? Tell me.
你准备干了?
You gonna do it?
只要我是掌控全局的那个
As long as I call the shots.
不行这是我的活我的消息我的关系网
No, it's my gig, my knowledge, my contacts.
那就算了
No deal, then.
对不起要我只听从你的命令我做不到
Sorry, I'm not just gonna do what you tell me to do.
为什么? -因为那就是胡闹
Why not? - Because it doesn't work for me.
我要掌权而且只干这一票就这样
I need to be in charge. One job - that's it
我会精心策划要是出了任何差错
And I'm gonna orchestrate it so that if anything goes wrong
我要强调是任何差错
and I mean anything -
那看起来都会是你干的与我无关
it'll look like you did it, not me.
哦得了吧这对我公平吗?
Oh, come on, now. How's that a good deal for me?
你知道你可以信任我
Because you know you can trust me.
真的吗?
Is that so?
你需要按时搞定这活而我会确保不出差错
Your feet need to be to the fire, and I need to keep them there.
发生什么了?
What happened?
都是你害的
You happened.
所以说吧这活是要干什么?
So go on, then. What's the job?
偷窃艺术品
Art theft.
我们要偷什么? 蒙娜丽莎吗?
What are we gonna do? Steal the Mona Lisa?!
别胡闹
Don't be ridiculous.
我们要去偷「伟大的自♥慰♥者」
We are gonna steal The Face Of The Great Masturbator
萨尔瓦多·达利的画
by Salvador Dali.
我们能拿到一千万欧元
So it's ten million euros for us,
要做的就是闯进西班牙最大的艺术馆
and all we have to do is break into the largest gallery in Spain.
没错但首先我们得召集人手
Correct, but first we have to gather the team.
我们需要神笔马良
We need the talent...
外加点戏法
a little bit of magic...
以及一场华丽的艺术秀
... and a touch of panache.
买♥♥家是谁?
Who is this buyer?
一位女性主义艺术收藏家
She's a femini st art collector.
一千万欧元可是笔大钱
Ten million's a lot of money.
偷一幅画可不容易
Stealing a pa inting's a lot of work.
你能帮我整理一下头巾吗?
Can you sort my w imple?
我还以为你永远都不会问呢!
Oh, I thought you'd never ask!