弗尔蒂旅馆（1975）

我不信他下周能来
You don't really believe all that?
我们都等了4个月了
We've been waiting four months.
为什么他现在突然会要来
Why should he do it now?
我觉得这次他会来的 - 你应该找Stubbs
I think he will this time.- If you had used Stubbs...
他很贵 - 但是他值啊
We'd have had a huge bill.- You get what you pay for.
O'Reilly是个廉价的二把刀
O'Reilly's a cut-price,cock-up artist.
哦 Sybil - Stubbs只是贵一点点
Oh, Sybil.- With Stubbs you may pay a little more...
一点点？
A "little more"?
但是他的手艺很好啊
Yes, but he does a really professional job
并且他说什么时候做好就是什么时候
and he does it when he says he will.
你等着瞧吧
You'll see.
他什么时候来？
When's he coming?
4点左右
About 4:00, I think.
你要穿这件夹克？
You're going to wear that jacket?
是的 谢谢你的关心亲爱的
Yes, I am,thank you, dear.
你真是太土气了
You just haven't a clue, have you?
你不明白的 这叫作有型
You wouldn't understand.It's called style.
喂！ 他们来了。
Yoo-hoo!They're here.
真是太好了
How fabulous.
这周末请你别和我较劲行吗？
Do try to be agreeable this weekend.
我东西都拿了吧？
Have I got everything?
手袋 长风衣 弹簧刀
Handbag, knuckle dusters,flick knife.
快点Basil 别磨磨蹭蹭的
Come on, Basil,don't hang about.
我就来
I'm just coming, dear.
快来 Polly
Quick, Polly.
工人4点到 你知道他们要做什么吧？
The men will be here at 4:00.You know what they're doing?
他们要在厨房♥墙上多开一扇门
They're putting the door through to the kitchen.
就在楼梯下面
At the bottom of the stairs, and...?
还有呢？ - 还有封上画室的门
And?- And blocking the drawing room door.
封上？ - 所以我们就可以暂时远离
Blocking it?- So we can have privacy
那些麻烦事 你究竟有没有在听啊
away from the plebs.Don't you take anything in?
我的帽子呢？ 还有一件事
Where's my cap?One other thing,
来的不会是Stubbs的工人
when the men come,they won't be Stubbs',
是O'Reilly的工人 我的帽子呢？
they'll be O'Reilly's.Where is it?
什么？O'Reilly？- 是的
What? O'Reilly?- Yes!
Fawlty太太知道吗？
Does Mrs. Fawlty know?
我没有提 他们不大合得来
I wouldn't mention it.They don't quite hit off.
我必须要换人 Stubbs的人有...传染病
I had to change it!Stubbs has a virus, or something.
可是她说我们不会再用他们的 我...
She said you were never using him again. I don't...
他会派他最能干的工人来 你只需要
He's sending his best man.All you have to do
在他们完成之后检查一下就可以了
is take a quick look when they finish.
如果有什么问题 打给我 周末愉快
Any problems, call me.Have a nice weekend.
如果她问我，我会告诉她的
If she asks me,I'll tell her.
谢谢你了
Thank you so much.
我一直都很赞赏忠诚的人
I've always been a great admirer of loyalty.
我忘记了
I forget!
没关系 Manuel 没关系
It doesn't matter, Manuel.De nada.
哦
Oh.
哦 那是Fawlty先生
Oh, is Mr. Fawlty.
嘘 - 嘘
Shh.- Shh.
窗户 去擦
Windows, por favor.
哦 Polly 画完了吗 我很累
Oh, Polly, finish.I tired.
你做得很好 坚持住！
That's wonderful.Hold it a second.
啥？
Qu?
做得好 坚持住
Quiero subir para dormir.
和我说英语 请 我学
No, speak me English.Is good. I learn.
我一会儿想上楼
I want to go upstairs in a moment.
呃...啥？
Er... Qu?
我 上 楼
I - Go-upstairs.
啊 知道了 很简单
Ah, s? Is easy.
小睡一会儿 - 这很难
For a little sleep.- Is difficult.
小睡一会
For siesta.
小睡？小睡？ -是的
Siesta? Little sleep?- Yes.
啊 和西班牙语一样
Ah, same in Spanish.
当O'Reilly的工人来了 你叫醒我
When O'Reilly's men come,you must wake me.
当XO@#的工人来了...知道了
When orelly men come... S?
Manuel 听我说 当工人来了
Manuel, listen.When men come here,
O'Reilly先生 - 啊 当工人来了
M.O'Reilly...- Ah, when men come...?
你上楼 叫醒我
You come upstairs and wake me up.
叫醒我
Despiateme.
知道了 工人来了 我上楼叫醒你
S? When men come,subir?a tu cuarto a despertarte.
在他们开始工作之前
Antes que empiecen a trabajar aqu?
明白？ - 知道了
S?- Comprendo.
画完了 - 哦
Finished.- Eh? Oh.
Manuel！
Manuel!
这里是Manuel旅馆 你好吗？
Manuel Towers.How are you?
天气真好 真不错
Is nice today?Good.
再见
Goodbye.
哦 你好 嗨 你好吗？
Oh, good day.Hello. How are you?
16号♥？ - 哦 16号♥房♥
Number 16.- S? 16,
不能吃东西哦 - 什么？
But no eat.- What?
16号♥房♥是空着的 但是不可以...
16 is free,but not possible...
这里是不是16号♥？
Is this number 16?
不是的 这是大堂 16号♥房♥在楼上右边
No, no. This lobby.16 upstairs, on right.
这里谁负责？
Who's in charge here?
不 你住完之后再收钱
No, charge later.After sleep.
你们老板呢？
Where's the boss?
老板...
Boss is...
哦 我就是老板
Oh... I boss.
不不 正牌老板呢？
No, no.Where's the real boss?
啥？
Qu?
你的最高领导
The generalissimo.
在马德里
In Madrid.
这样吧 你能不能签一下
Look, just sign this,will you?
好的
S? s?
16号♥房♥ - 什么？
16.- What?
你要16号♥房♥ - 不 我不要16号♥房♥ 伙计
You want room 16?- I don't want a room, mate.
我是来送这个的
I'm just leaving him.
你要让他住16号♥房♥？
You want room 16 for him?
是啊 还要浴室 你这个拉丁笨蛋
Yeah. With a bath,you dago twit.
你这个疯子 你先给钱
You mad.You pay for room first.
他疯了 要16号♥房♥ 没有16号♥房♥
He crazy. "For room 16."No room 16.
不给钱 没有16号♥房♥
No pay,no room 16.
这里是Fawlty旅馆 你好 天气真好
Fawlty Towers,How are you? Nice day.
什么？ 不 他不在
What?No, no. He not here.
他不在 真对不起 再见
He not here.Very sorry. Goodbye.
你好 人 - 你好
Hello, men.- Good day, now.
你是人
You are men.
什么？
What?
你是人 - 你是不是在搞笑？
You are men.- Are you trying to be funny?
什么？
Huh?
我说你是不是在搞笑 - 别这样spud
I said, you trying to be funny?- Not here, spud.
你是orelly的人 - 什么？
You are men with orelly.- What?
你 orelly 人 - 你什么意思？
You orelly men.- What does that mean?
你 orelly - 你给我小心点
You orelly.- You watch it!
orelly在哪？ - 他在说什么啊？
Where orelly?- What's he going on about?
他是说O'Reilly
He means O'Reilly.
哦...
Oh...
是啊，我们就是"orelly"的人
That's right, yeah.We are "orelly" men.
这个笨蛋
Thick as a plank.
请你等等 我去叫人 你等等
Wait here, please.I go, you wait.
你也等等
You wait, too,please.
Polly？ Polly？
Polly? Polly?
你好 Fawlty旅馆 你好吗 天气真好
Hello, Fawlty Towers.How are you? Is nice day.
怎么又是你？ 我不是和你说了他不在。
You again.I say, he not here.
他不在 很 很 对不起 再见
He not here.Very, very sorry. Goodbye.
真讨厌
Wicked.
你们知道该怎么做吧？
You men know what to do?
我想我知道 这是餐厅
I think so.This is the dining room.
你肯定你知道吗？
You are certain you know?