弗尔蒂旅馆（1975）

是的 谢谢 - 其实...呃...
Yes, thank...- Well, uh...
我不是很喜欢这些薯条 - 什么？
I don't like the chips.- Sorry?
这薯条实在太难吃了
The chips are awful.
哦 天呐 具体是什么问题呢？
Oh, dear. What's wrong with them then?
切的形状不对 并且也很难吃
They're the wrong shape,and they're just awful.
可能他只是因为太喜欢家里的饭菜了
He gets everything cooked the way he likes it at home.
哦 是吗？
Ah, does he?
是的 什么都比这猪食要好吃
Yes, and it's better than this pig's garbage.
别说了 Ronald
Now, Ronald!
这些鸡蛋看上去就像是你下的
These eggs look like you laid them.
Ronald！
Ronald!
你…你…听…听我说 小子
N-now, l-look here,old chap.
闭嘴！别管他！
Shut up!Leave him alone!
他很聪明 并且要求很高
He's very clever,rather highly strung.
是的 是的 他是
Yes, yes, he should be.
你有没有正常的薯条？
Haven't you any proper chips?
这些就是正常的法国薯条
These are proper french fried potatoes.
我们的厨师是欧洲大♥陆♥人
The chef is continental.
你就不能请一个英国厨子吗？
Couldn't you get an English one?
你为什么不尝上一两根呢？
Why don't you eat one or two, dear?
他们的形状不对。
They're the wrong shape.
你平常吃的都是什么形状的？
What shape do you usually have?
米老鼠那样的形状？巧克力豆那样的形状？
Mickey Mouse shape?Smarties shape?
两栖登陆艇的形状？
Amphibious landing craft shape?
插♥你♥眼睛的形状？
Poke in the eye shape?
天呐 你是个笨蛋 - 哦 注意了
God, you're dumb.- Oh, now!
要不我给你换一样配菜好不好？小朋友？
Is there something we can get you instead, Sonny?
我想要面包和沙拉酱
I'd like some bread and salad cream.
用来吃？
To eat?
好 那里就有面包
Well, there's the bread,
还有美奶滋
and there's the mayonnaise.
我说我要"沙拉酱" 你个弱智
I said, "Salad cream",stupid.
我们没有沙拉酱
We don't have any salad cream.
这是厨师今天早上现做的
The chef made this freshly this morning.
真是垃圾
What a dump.
这其实很好吃的
This is very good.
他喜欢沙拉酱
He likes salad cream.
那就像是呕吐物
That's puke, that is.
至少这是新鲜的呕吐物
At least,it's fresh puke.
哦天呐 - 是他先说的
Oh, dear! - Well, he said it.
我想问为什么你没有正常的沙拉酱？
May I ask why you don't have proper salad cream?
大多数的餐馆...
Most restaurants...
我们的厨师只会在特殊的场合下才会买♥♥
Well, the chef usually buys it only on special occasions,
就像美食之夜什么的
you know, gourmet nights,and so on.
当他一拿到那个瓶子 哦！
But when he's got a bottle, ah!
他真是太天才了！
He's a genius with it.
他可以像Robert Carrier（名厨）一样拧开盖子
He can unscrew the cap like Robert Carrier.
看着他拧开盖子就是一种享受 之后...
It's a treat to watch.And then...
他就把酱倒在了盘子上！
Right on the plate!
从来都不会倒在墙上！简直是魔术一般！
Never on the walls!Magic!
告诉你 他用开罐器开罐头时简直如巫师一般
Mind you, he's a wizard with the tin opener, too.
他为此还得了普利策奖
He's got a Pulitzer Prize for that.
他可以在你说"好厨艺"之前
He can have the stuff in the saucepan
就把罐子里的东西倒进了炖锅
before you can say,"Haute cuisine".
只要你能说出来的东西 他就能帮你热出来
You name it,he'll heat it up
他还能帮你把盘子上的剩菜刮下来
and scrape it off the pan for you.
他的技巧会让你觉得那不是隔夜菜
Skill like that isn't picked up overnight.
好吧 我去和他说 拿点沙拉酱来
Still, I'll tell him to get some salad cream.
不知道基辛格（美国务卿）
You never know when Henry Kissinger
会不会突然光临 是吧？
is going to drop in,do you?
哦！ - 哦 对不起
Ow!- Oh, sorry!
是…是个好人
N-n-nice man.
不不 真的
No, no, seriously.
我觉得那是个很好的主意
I think it's a very good idea.
真的吗？ - 我向你保证
You do, really?- I promise you.
最近人们变得
People around here are getting
越来越注重饮食了。
more and more keen on good food.
好了 我招呼完客人了
Well, so much for tonight's guests.
无知的小市民
Ignorant rabble.
总是有这种客人的 Fawlty先生
There's always a few,Mr. Fawlty.
但是在美食之夜不应该有 他们不该来
Not on gourmet night,there won't be.
他们的孩子也不该来 - Basil！
None of these proles. - Basil!
好吧！
Well!
Andre觉得周四晚上会最合适
Andre thinks Thursday nights would be best.
周四？ - 是的
Thursdays?- Mm-hmm.
我是这样想的。
I think so.
那么在余下的晚上
And on all the other nights
我们就来些烤豆子
we'll just have a big trough of baked beans
再用几只死狗装饰一下
and garnish it with a couple of dead dogs.
就这么定了！
That's settled then.
好的 我也很为Kurt高兴。
Good. I'm very pleased for Kurt, too.
他能做一些有意义的事情是很好的。
It'll be good for him to have something special to do.
你们不介意我去和他说几句话吧？
I'd like to have a word with him, do you mind?
当然不介意
Of course not.
那我就在周一把菜单印出来
I'll get the menus printed on Monday.
Polly可以做菜单
Polly can do the menus.
不 她不行 - 行 她可以
No, she can't.- Yes, she can.
不 她不行 - 行 她可以
No, she can't.- Yes, she can.
不 她不行 - 行 她可以
No, she can't.- Yes, she can.
行！她可以！
Yes, she can!
你可以写广♥告♥语啊
You can write the advertisement in the echo.
但是别写的太势利眼了 Basil
Only, don't make it too toffee-nosed, Basil.
我们可不想赶客
We don't want to put people off.
我只是想让那些小市民远离这里
I just want to keep the riffraff away, dear.
好吧 祝你们好运 我的朋友
Well, good luck,my friend.
你能来到这里真的很好
It's good to have you down here.
谢谢你...
Thank you for...
你明白的 - 别放在心上
Well, you know. - Don't mention it.
很高兴见到你 Manuel
Nice to have met you, Manuel.
他是我的朋友
He's my friend.
找一天我给你们俩做西班牙肉菜饭吃
One night I cook you both paella.
好的 Kurt你要注意...
Okay.And Kurt... hmm!
你不相信我？
You don't trust me?
再见
Ciao.
Manuel 让我们俩一起
Manuel, together you and I make
用厨艺让Fawlty旅馆出名吧。
Fawlty Towers famous for its cooking.
啥？
?Qu?
太好了 太棒了
Excellent,tip-top, famoso!
哦 你真是太可爱了
Oh, you're are so cute.
Manuel。 - 哦！
Manuel. - Oh!
去换一个干净的
Get a clean one.
现在已经干净了
Is clean now.
现在它又脏了
Is dirty now.
你喜欢这菜单吗？
Do you like the menu,Mr. Fawlty?
不 我不喜欢
No, I don't.
哦 太好了 - 什么？
Oh, good. - What?
谢谢 太谢谢你了
Thank you.Thank you so much.
把它给我 把它给我
Give it to me.Give it to me.
谢谢
Thank you.
Basil 猜猜刚谁打电♥话♥来
Well, Basil,guess who just called
取消预定 在这个时间
to cancel at 12 minutes past 7:00.
谁？ - Coosters一家
Who? - The Coosters.
什么？四个人？
What, all four?
太好了 不是吗？
Marvelous, isn't it?
啊！他们是怎么说的？
Ach!What did they say?
他们其中一个人病了
One of them's ill.
那我希望不是小病
Well, let's hope it's nothing trivial.
你有没有意识到我们盛大的开幕晚餐
Do you realize there are four people
只有四个人？
at our grand opening dinner?
没关系 - 没关系？
Never mind.- Never mind?