肯医生（2015）
Dr. Ken
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肯医生（2015）
Dr. Ken S01E08
Part 1
Sept. 7, 2020, 10:30 a.m.
拍什么呢 小暴龙
Hey, what you filming there, D-Rex?
我要拍一段关于咱们家的感恩节习俗的视频
I have to do a video project on our family's Thanksgiving traditions.
那么 有什么习俗呢
So, what are they?
还有两天就是感恩节了
Thanksgiving's in two days.
你就不跟他说说别犯拖延症吗
Weren't you gonna talk to him about not procrastinating?
行行 我等会儿说
Yeah, yeah. I'll get to it.
戴夫 这是第一个和你们的祖父母
Well, Dave, this is the first Thanksgiving
一起在咱们家共度的感恩节
we're having at our house with all your grandparents,
所以一切都是第一次
so everything's gonna be new.
应该是跟传统习俗有关的
It was supposed to be about traditions.
你说的一点用都没有
That doesn't help me at all.
不管了 明天再说
Forget it. I'll just deal with this tomorrow.
戴夫
Hey, Dave.
如果你把事情拖到最后一分钟的话
When you put things off till the last minute,
你的肾上激素会猛增
you get such an adrenaline rush.
好了 我给你的那个
Okay, do you have the list I gave you
晚餐采购的单子你还有吗
to pick up the stuff for the dinner?
有 有
Oh, yeah, yeah.
就在这儿
Got it right here.
那就是张白纸吧 因为你弄丢了
Is that a blank piece of paper because you lost the list?
没有 不是白纸 我还是乱涂了几笔
Nope, not blank -- I wrote some scribbles on it
好让它从远处看起来像是字
to make it look like words from a distance.
戴夫
Dave!
发生什么了
What happened?
我进去碰见莫莉在换衣服
I walked in on Molly getting dressed.
戴夫 当一个女孩子
Dave, when a girl --
这事我来
I got this.
戴夫 当女大十八变的时候
Dave, when a girl is blossoming into womanhood,
千万不要看她
never look at her.
很难看
It's gross.
我没看见她不♥穿♥衣服的样子
I didn't see her naked.
那怎么了
Then what's wrong?
莫莉有纹身
Molly has a tattoo.
什么
What?!
虽然没人问我
And not that anyone's asking me,
但天哪 那也太俗气了
but, man, is it tacky.
这是日文中象征智慧的标识
It's the japanese symbol for "wisdom."
莫莉 我们总是说
Molly, we always say
我们想让你从失败中获得经验
we want you to learn by making your own mistakes.
但我们不是真心的
But we don't mean it.
是的
Exactly.
这就是个虚伪的育儿说辞
It's just a hollow parenting expression --
像「我们没生气 我们只是很失望」
Like "we're not angry. We're just disappointed."
对 我们总是很生气
Yeah, we're always angry.
这没什么大不了的
It's not a big deal.
我好多同学都有纹身
A lot of my friends have gotten tattoos.
真的吗
Oh, really?
你有很多跳下布鲁克林大桥的朋友吗
Have a lot of your friends jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge?
没有
No.
好
Good.
我真的很抱歉 好吗
Look, I'm really sorry, okay?
小莫 一句道歉是不够的
Mol, an apology is not enough.
这是允不允许的问题 你没征得我们的同意
There's a permission issue here, and you didn't have ours.
一个月不能看屏幕 笔记本电视手♥机♥都不行
No screens for a month -- no laptop, no tv, no phone.
你是想让我跟朋友断绝联♥系♥吗
So you're cutting me off from my friends?!
这个月 你只有一个朋友
This month, you have one friend.
他的名字叫戴夫·朴
His name is Dave Park,
他的朋友总共也就你这一个
which brings his friend total to one, as well.
纹身 搞什么
A tattoo? Are you kidding me?!
这是叛逆的第一步
That's a gateway rebellion.
很快她就会在脸上穿孔
I mean, soon, she'll have face piercings,
各种会扯长耳垂的东西
those things that stretch out your earlobes,
向黑社会方向发展
ties to the underworld.
什么黑社会
What underworld?
好像她会老实跟我们讲一样
Oh, like she's gonna tell us.
她为什么会选个日文♥做♥纹身
Why would she choose a tattoo of a japanese character?
等下 你气的是纹身还是日文
Wait. Is your issue the tattoo or the fact that it's japanese?
都气
Both.
但我觉得日文这方面我们知道该怪谁
But I think we know who to blame for the japanese part.
什么
What?
别装了
Oh, come, now.
你总是把你日本人那一套强加于孩子身上
You've always pushed your japanese agenda onto the kids, huh?
想要日化他们
Trying to "japanify" them
借实地考察之名去小东京 吃日本毛豆
with your field trips to little Tokyo and your edamame.
你还租了《哥斯拉》
You even rented "Godzilla."
是你让我租的
You told me to!
你说你想看到旧金山得到应有的下场
You said you wanted to see San Francisco "Get what it deserves."
那凯蒂猫的文件夹你怎么解释
Well, what about those Hello Kitty folders, huh?
戴夫喜欢凯蒂猫
Dave likes Hello Kitty.
我不会因为孩子们
I'm not gonna apologize
认同自己的日本血缘而认错的
that our kids identify with their japanese background.
可能你忘了 孩子们还有一半韩国血统
Maybe you've forgotten, but our kids are half-Korean, too.
你也可以让他们接受韩国传统的熏陶
And you could have taught them about their Korean heritage,
但你并不重视
but it wasn't important to you.
你是个不纯正的韩国人
You're a lapsed Korean.
不纯正的韩国人
Lapsed Korean?
承认吧 从文化上来说 你跟商场里
Let's face it -- culturally, you have more in common
白人少女们的共同点更多
with the white teenage girls at the mall.
我在Forever21买♥♥衣服
Hey, I shop at forever 21
是因为他们的特小号♥男装很适合我
because their men's extra-small fits me perfectly.
好吧
Okay.
忘拿我的毛豆了
Forgot my edamame.
再见 戴夫
Bye, Dave.
안녕하세요
Annyeong ha say-yo!
안녕하세요
"Annyeong ha say-yo"?
对头 那是韩文中「再见」的意思
Uh, yeah. That's Korean for "goodbye."
讲真 那是韩文中「你好」的意思
Actually, that's Korean for "hello."
你真棒 恭喜
Oh, good for you. Congratulations.
真好 真好
Great. Great. Whoo-hoo!
她居然敢说我是个不纯正的韩国人
Then she had the nerve to tell me I'm a lapsed Korean.
你敢信吗
Can you believe that?
当然啊 我有个比你还纯正的韩国录像机
Hell yeah. I have a vcr that's more Korean than you.
克拉克 你是最懂我的
Clark, you've known me forever.
你说我纯不纯正
How Korean would you say I am?
你知道我是超越种族和色盲的
Well, you know, I'm post-racial and colorblind
同时也为这个问题非常困惑
and also confused by the question.
但如果你悄悄跟我说你想要的答案
But if you whisper to me the answer you are looking for,
我就说给你听
you shall get it, sir.
我是最纯正的韩国人
I am super-Korean.
是的 你是
Yes, you are.
我就是 我爸妈是从韩国移♥民♥过来的
I am! Look, my parents moved here from Korea.
我爸开了所韩国学校
My dad started a Korean school,
我就是在那儿了解我们的文化
where I learned about my culture
以及如何不控制自己的脾气
and how not to control my temper!
在闲聊啊
Ah. Small talk.
我想想哈 想想
Uh, let's see. Let's see.
昨晚我看到娜塔莉在熊猫餐厅卖♥♥东西
Ooh! I saw Natalie merchant at a Panda Express last night.
该你了
Your turn.
我们在聊肯恩医生到底有多像韩国人
Oh, we were talking about how Korean Dr. Ken is.
这有点不好吧
Whoa, whoa. A little sensitivity.
肯恩医生是中国人
Dr. Ken is Chinese.
我是韩国人
I'm Korean!
精神可嘉
That's the spirit.
由于我男朋友托弗状况不断
Well, due to unforeseen circumstances with my boyfriend, Topher --
等等 你们俩不是分手了吗
Whoa, wait. I thought that was over.
没有 我们又和好了
Oh, no. We were on again.
但因为他说我不自信 我们又闹掰了
But then he broke up with me because he said I lacked self-confidence.
就好像能有什么帮助一样
Like this is really gonna help.
总之 我很高兴能邀请你们
Anyway, I would love to invite all of you
到我的感恩节孤儿晚宴
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