生活琐逝（2015）

How about this? 10,000 Embassy Tipped
这个怎么样 1♥0♥0♥0♥0♥件大使♥馆♥牌香烟
he was talking about those earlier, in Romford.
他之前谈过这些 在罗姆福
Yeah, it does ring a bell.
是啊 我确实有印象
I'll have to have a little look in the old incident book.
我得查查过去的事故记录
Well, keep them peeled, eh?
那就留心点儿吧 是不是
If you saw anything...
如果你们看见了什么
You get some good tips off this programme.
从这节目里你能学到不少窍门
I shouldn't really drink on duty,
我确实不应该在执勤的时候喝酒
but, er... I do.
但是 呃 还是喝吧
So, what did you want, Spud? I need a favour, Kenny.
那你需要什么呢 Spud 我要你帮个忙 Kenny
Shaky Young --your lot still after him?
Shaky Young 你们还在抓他吗
Nah -- we're happy with him up in his sister's loft.
并没有 他住在他姐的阁楼里就挺好的了
What? So you know where he is, then?
什么 那你们其实知道他在哪儿
Blimey, Spud. Who don't?
天呐 Spud 谁不知道啊
He's out of harm's way up there
他在那里人畜无害
and what with Jeanie doing his meals,
而且现在Jeanie给他做饭
he's saving the nation 40 quid a week, eh?
等于每周给国家省了40英镑 不是吗
Yeah, I suppose.
是啊 我觉得也是
What if he was to turn up at his brother's funeral?
如果他出现在他哥哥的葬礼上 会怎么样呢
What do you mean?
你什么意思
Well, if he was to come down from the loft, go to the funeral,
呃 如果他从阁楼上下来 参加了葬礼
go straight back up afterwards.
然后大摇大摆的回去了
would you be all right with that?
你们对这也没意见吗
Yeah, if there was a drink in it.
没意见 只要这事里有酒就行
I'll sort you out, Ken. Always do, don't I?
我会给你安排好的 Ken 我一直都能 对吧
A consignment of Teacher's Whisky
一批教师威士忌
that never made it to its destination in Plumstead...
没有运到指定的目的地普林斯迪
There you are. You like Scotch, don't you?
就这个了 你喜欢苏格兰威士忌 是吧
You pushing in again?
你怎么又插队了
What you going to do about it?
你能把我怎么样啊
Here, sorry I can't come to Sharon's wedding.
对了 抱歉我不能参加Sharon的婚礼了
Oh, well. You've got a good enough excuse
哦 我知道 你的理由相当充分
can't be helped your Sandra's getting married the same day.
你家Sandra婚礼也赶在那天也是没办法的事
That's fate, mate. So, you forgive me?
这就是命运啊 哥们 所以你原谅我喽
You can have the last bit of gammon.
那你把这最后一块火腿盛走吧
Go on, then. You're forgiven.
你接着说吧 我原谅你了
How's all the arrangements going?
各种事安排的怎么样了
Yeah, fine, Keith. 216 coming.
呃 还不错 Keith 有216个客人
Just got to find the money to pay for it, now.
下一步就是凑齐置办婚礼的钱了
We got 46. Sounds like I come off light.
我们有46个客人 看来我的压力小很多啊
That include Marion? No.
客人里包括Marion吗 不包括
No, she still don't want nothing to do with me and Sandra.
不 她依然不想跟我和Sandra扯上任何关系
Oh, it's all right.
噢 没关系的
Sometimes,
只是有时候
I wish I had someone there for all the feminine stuff.
我挺希望有人能帮我处理那些女人操持的事情的
You know, them centrepiece thingies for the tables,
比如说 桌子中间应该放什么装饰
place settings and that
场地布置什么的
I try me best, but what do blokes know about cake ribbons?
我尽力了 但糙汉子怎么搞得懂蛋糕丝带这些呢
Oh, that's the fun part,
噢 那才是有趣的部分
Keith. I love all that sort of stuff.
Keith 这种事情我都喜欢
I'll give you a hand with it, if you want.
我能帮帮你 如果你需要的话
Are you being serious?
你说真的吗
Yeah, yeah, if it'd help you out.
是啊 如果能帮你脱离苦海的话
Oi, don't you go getting me fat!
喂 你可别想给我增肥
Oh, hi.
噢 嗨
Come in.
进来吧
Oh, yeah. This is great.
喔 好的 这里真棒
Thank you. Sit down. I've done us some lunch.
谢谢你 坐吧 我给咱俩做了午饭
Dinner!
是晚饭
I'd landed on another planet
我感觉登上了另一个星球
as far away from Pyrex and Formica as I could possibly get.
一个离同质化的城市生活无限远的地方
It felt a bit intimidating,
我觉得有点儿害怕
but I was determined to show this was absolutely my scene.
但是我决定表现出一副 这是我的主场的态度
Oh, is that OK for you there?
噢 这东西放这行吗
Oh, yes. I'm not shocked.
哦 可以 我并不惊讶
By what?
对什么惊讶
I've had marijuana before.
我以前磕过大♥麻♥
I hadn't. Marijuana? Is that what it is?
并没有 大♥麻♥ 你以为这是那个吗
Yeah, dope, you know? Junk.
是的 毒品 你知道的 嗨药
It's a joss stick. It's an air freshener.
这是线香 一种空气清新香薰
It's... It's not in a tin?
这 这不应该是装在罐子里的吗
Your plate. Thanks.
给我你的盘子 谢谢
Et voila. Thanks a lot.
这就好啦 多谢
Well, I'd never seen an arrangement like this in my life.
然而 我这辈子还从没见过这样搭配的一顿饭
Cheers. Cheers.
干杯 干杯
I thought the bread and cheese was fine
我觉得面包和奶酪我还能应付
I could make that into a sandwich
可以把它们做成三明治
but what was the apple doing there?
但苹果放在这是要做什么呢
Are you not having any apple?
你一点儿苹果也不吃吗
Oh... I didn't see that there.
哦 我没看到
Pissing hell, Jean -- how much longer?
真是见鬼 Jean 还要多长时间
Took him half an hour
今早他用了半小时
to get down the first three rungs of the ladder this morning.
才下了梯子的前三♥级♥
Your problem is, you let him have... Go! Go! Go! Go!
你的问题是 你让他有 快走 快走 快走 快走
**Wonderful world, beautiful people*
*美好的世界 可爱的人们
"Go-go-go"? We've been standing here 20 minutes.
快走什么快走 我们已经在这儿傻站20分钟了
*You and your girl, things could be pretty* Go! Go!
*与你的姑娘在一起 美好的事将会发生* 快走 快走
**But underneath this *
*但事情背后
Go! Go!
快走 快走
**there is a secret*
*你还有一个秘密
**That nobody can repeat*
*无人真正知晓
What's the best way from here, Freddie?
从这儿最好走的路是哪条 Freddie
Er... Well, I'd go up Stitchbury Lane,
呃 我会沿着斯提布里巷出发
turn right at the Grapes on the corner. Go! Go!
在街角的葡萄酒吧右转 快走 快走
The Grapes? Which one's that?
葡萄酒吧 哪一家啊
You know, the Grapes, Sid Harris used to have it.
就是那家名字叫葡萄的酒吧 Sid Harris以前是老板
Used to be the Horn of Plenty?
之前叫丰饶之角
His wife left him for a Turk.
他老婆为了一个土耳其佬甩了他
Go, go!
快走 快走
He's in Marbella, now. Shut up...
他现在在马贝拉 别瞎扯了
No, he went over there.
不 他真的去了那
Opened a place about two years ago... Go!
两年前在那开了一家店 快走
**What makes me special, I am not too sure*
*我因何而独特 我自己也模棱两可
**I think we are really all the same*
*我觉得 我们没什么分别
**It's not the devil at my door that I should try to blame*
*我也不应将问题怪罪给自己的心魔
I can't see any Old Bill, Spud.
我没看到警♥察♥ Spud
No, that's cos I've thrown them off the scent.
是的 我把他们引开了
He's told them I'm in Argentina.
他告诉他们我在阿根廷
They've got half the Met out,
他们出动了市警局一半的警力
covering all the airports, waiting for me to fly in
监视了所有的机场 等着我降落
and I'm here all along! Genius.
但我却一直在这 真是天才
What's this Teddy Williams look like?
那个Teddy Williams长什么样
I guarantee he won't be here.
我保证他不会在这
I like it, Spud. Wide open space, plenty of people.
我喜欢这 Spud 开阔的空间 人群
A funeral, the perfect cover.
一场葬礼 完美的幌子
It is a funeral. They're putting your brother down the hole.
这就是个葬礼 他们在下葬你的哥哥
Perfect.
完美
Argentina?
阿根廷
Don't knock it.
别太挑剔
He goes to the funeral, I get Billy's war record
他能来参加葬礼 我能拿到Billy的服役记录
we all go home happy.
我们都能开心回家
All right, Spud?
你好啊 Spud
All right, Kenny. Come to pay your respects?
你好 Kenny 来为死者致哀的吗
Nah, come to pick up my Scotch.
不 我是来拿我的威士忌的
It's in the boot of the car.
在车的后箱里
Let's get this done first, eh?
我们先把这边的事弄完
All right. Remember, when all this is over,
好吧 记着 这边全部结束之后
I want him straight back up in that attic. Right?
他会直接回到那个阁楼上的 对吧
Don't worry, he's a good boy.
别担心 他是个好孩子
In Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.
以我们的主耶稣的名义 阿门