生活琐逝（2015）

when I was in the army.
我当时在军队里
I think the krauts might have won the war
我觉得德国佬有可能会打胜仗
if they'd laid off this stuff.
要是他们没喝这玩意
Here we go.
好嘞
It was embalming fluid.
那是尸体防腐剂
I'd like to say he didn't still bottle it up and sell it round Bermondsey,
我很想说他没有继续装瓶在伯蒙塞出♥售♥
but I've never been 100% certain.
但是 我也不能百分之百确定
And so, to the night Colin,
回到这天晚上 Colin
my sister's Sharon's boyfriend,
我姐姐Sharon的男朋友
was coming round our place for the first time.
要第一次来我们家
I think I'll meet Colin at the top of the street, Mum.
我还是去街口跟Colin碰头吧 妈妈
Oh, don't be so silly.
别犯傻了
You're building it up too much.
你太小题大做了
And I've told your dad not to embarrass you.
而且我已经告诉你♥爸♥ 不要让你难堪了
He won't be wearing them plimsolls, will he?
他不会穿帆布鞋来吧 是不是
I don't know. I told him not to.
我不知道啊 我叫他不要穿了
Aye, aye. Where's he going?
好啦 好啦 他这是要去哪儿
Out with Sharon.
和Sharon一起出去
What, with her and Steamboat Bill?
什么 和她 还有船长二世一起吗
He's called Colin, Dad. And I wish he wasn't coming round now.
他叫Colin 爸爸 我现在真希望他不要过来
He's all right, Sharon.
别管他 Sharon
Your father makes a lot of noise
你♥爸♥就爱嘴上说说
but he ain't going to do nothing, are you Fred?
但不会真做啥的 是吧 Fred
Me?! Anyway where's he taking her,
我吗 话说他要带我女儿去哪啊
to go and see Joey Hendrix?
去见Joey Hendrix吗
Jimi Hendrix -- and he's dead.
是Jimi Hendrix 而且他已经死了
All right, all right. Don't you start.
好了 好了 你可别想起头
Just cos I let you have one orange jacket.
就因为我同意你穿橘夹克就能说他了
What have I told you about the way he's turning out?
我怎么跟你说的 照这路子下去得了
They're taking Danny out to the theatre, I told you.
他们要带Danny去剧院啊 我跟你说过
Oh, yeah. The one where they all strip off.
是吗 就那个全都脱♥光♥光的节目吗
Yeah, It's a protest musical. It's political.
是的 抗♥议♥性音乐剧 政♥治♥有关的
"Political?" Does he know they get it all out?
"政♥治♥有关" 他知道他们会脱♥光♥光吗
That's just paper talk, Fred. It ain't nothing like that.
纸上谈兵而已 根本不是那回事
I hoped it wasn't paper talk.
我倒希望不是纸上谈兵
I'd been thinking about nothing else for the last two weeks...
这两周我就顾着想这件事了
I'll get that. Fred...
我去开门 Fred
All right, all right.
知道 知道
I'm not a crackpot.
我又不是什么怪人
Hello, Mr Baker, I'm Colin.
您好 Baker先生 我是Colin
Well, you can fuck off for a start.
那你现在就可以滚蛋了
Fred! What?
Fred 怎么
I'm Colin. Sure you're not Andy Capp?
我是Colin 你确定你不是 Andy Capp
I've come to pick Sharon up.
我来接Sharon的
Oh, no, mate.
别想了 大兄弟
The only thing you'll be picking up, dressed like that,
你穿成这样 如果还不滚的话
is your nose off the pavement if you don't shift, son.
你唯一要捡的就是被打落到地上的鼻子 小子
Oh, leave him alone!
你放过他吧
Hello, boy. Don't mind him, he don't mean it. Don't I?
你好啊 小伙子 别理他 他不是那个意思 不是吗
If you think I'm letting a daughter of mine
如果你觉得我会让我女儿
walk out with some soapy fucker in plimsolls,
和这种油头粉面 穿帆布鞋的傻♥逼♥出门
you've got another think coming.
你就大错特错了
I'll meet you by the bus stop. Oi, Oi, Oi.
我去公交站那等你 喂 喂 喂
I'll be up there meself in a couple of minutes
我待会要亲自去那里
and if you're still there,
如果你还在
you're going straight under the next double decker, all right?
我就把你扔到下一班双层巴士底下去 听到没
For God's sake, Dad!
老天爷啊 爸爸
What did you have to go and talk to him like that for?
你跟他这么说一通又是为了什么
Well...
这个嘛
We're still going, aren't we..?
我们还是要去的 是吧
Plimsolls.
帆布鞋啊
Shall I just wait here?
我就在这等着吗
I don't know. I don't know where he is.
不知道啊 我不知道他在哪儿
Sharon.
Sharon
Colin.
Colin
what are you doing over here? Are you on your own?
你在那干嘛 就你们两个吗
He won't really throw you under a bus.
我爸不会真把你扔车底下的
He's a bloody maniac, your dad. He don't mean any of that.
真是个疯子啊 你♥爸♥ 他说话都不是当真的
Well, why does he say it then?
那他干嘛还要那么说
Anyway, what are you wearing them poxy plimsolls for?
那你干嘛要穿这双垃圾帆布鞋啊
I told you not to.
我都让你别穿了
Ain't you got any other shoes?
你就没有别的鞋了吗
A pair of Persian slippers and some orange desert boots.
我还有一双波斯拖鞋和橘色沙漠靴
Fair enough. Come on.
服了你了 走吧
I'd actually been quietly crushed by Dad's reaction.
事实上 我对老爸的反应有些失落
You see, I absolutely idolised Colin and I loved how he looked.
其实 我超崇拜Colin也很喜欢他的穿着打扮
All right? Even his plimsolls.
连帆布鞋也喜欢 行吗
What's wrong with plimsolls anyway?
帆布鞋有什么毛病
What's wrong with you?
你有什么毛病
Me and my mates could only dream of gear like Colin's.
我和我的哥们儿做梦都想有Colin那身行头
With the end of year disco looming,
在迪斯科年即将结束的时候
the peak of our fashion ambition was a pair of two-tone tonic trousers.
我们的时尚野心顶峰就是拥有一条双色西裤
Do you reckon they'll still have them next week?
你们说他们下周还会有货吗
I ain't go no chance. I've only got a pound.
我没希望了 我只有一英镑
Ain't me birthday till March.
我生日还要到三月呢
What are you going to be, six?
到时候你多大 六岁吗
Oh, six! At least I've got a mum.
六岁就六岁 好歹我还有个妈
I ain't getting them in plum and blue.
我才不想买♥♥蓝紫色的
Everyone's got them in plum and blue.
大家都是买♥♥蓝紫色的
They don't do them in our size in turquoise and gold.
金绿色没有我们的码啊
Yeah, they do, I've seen them. No, you ain't.
有的 我见过 不 你才没见过
Oi, oi, what's this -- tramp's outing?
这是在干嘛 流浪汉出街吗
Hello, Len, what you got?
你好啊 Len 买♥♥了什么啊
Pair of tonics. You're joking. Show us.
一条双色裤 开玩笑的吧 给咱瞧瞧
Oi, Oi, Oi. Off the cloth, moth.
哎哎哎 别动手 傻缺
I told you they did them in turquoise and gold in our size.
我就说金绿色有我们的号♥吧
They don't any more. These are the last ones.
现在没有了 这是最后一条
What do you mean? Old man Nelson marked my card, didn't he?
什么意思 店老板尼尔森告诉我的
That's it, they ain't making them in our size any more.
就这样了 他们不再做我们的尺码了
What, they're the last pair?
什么 这是最后一条了
They got loads of plum and blue left. Thousands of them.
他们还有很多条蓝紫色的 数不尽啊
Now, unlike you 'moes, I've got loads of birds to shag.
不像你们 我还有很多妹要把
So, you drop... back!
所以你 一边儿 待着去
**I'm in with the in crowd*
*我是潮流中的弄潮儿
**I go where the in crowd goes.*
*潮流去哪我去哪
I think plum and blue are the best, y'know?
我觉得蓝紫裤是最好看的
Especially with all the lighting in there.
特别在这种灯光下面
What are you all dressed the same for?
你们干嘛都穿得一模一样
Cos these are in.
因为潮啊
Plum and blue?
蓝紫西裤吗
Lenny Byart's got a pair of turquoise and gold.
Lenny Byart有条金绿色的
Yeah, we know.
我们知道
And he's taking Marion Chivers out in them on Wednesday.
而且他周三要穿着去和Marion Chivers约会
What? I didn't know he was going out with Marion Chivers.
什么 我都不知道他们俩在一起了
He wasn't. But he's got a pair of turquoise and golds now, hasn't he?
本来是没有的 但谁让他现在有了条金绿色西裤呢
Here, I'm asking her out.
我要约她出去
Amanda Bold? You ain't got no chance, mate.
约Amanda Bold吗 你没机会的 哥们儿
No, no, no. I think she likes me.
没有 我觉得她喜欢我
Len, where's your turquoise and golds?
Len 你那条金绿色西裤呢
I am not going to waste them here, am I?
我可不打算浪费在这种地方 是吧
You all look the same you divaloes.
你们这些傻子都穿得一模一样啊
AND that's West Ham's colours.
还是西汉姆队的紫红色
Drop... back!
一边 待着
Look, Len, Len. I need to ask you something.
那个 Len 你得帮我个忙
I've got to borrow your turquoise and golds.
我要借一下你那条金绿色西裤
Oh, get lost, mate -- no chance. I ain't worn them myself yet.
走开吧你 不可能 我自己都还没穿过呢
Do us this one favour. Come on.
帮我一次吧 拜托
Remember when I let you shoot me in the arse with that air pistol?
记得我让你用气♥枪♥打我屁♥股♥那次吗
Yeah. I'm going to ask out Amanda Bold, you see, Len,
记得 我要约Amanda Bold出来
and all I need is you to borrow them to me for two hours.
我只需要借你裤子穿两个小时