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Okay, Rita. What do you think?
好啦 瑞塔 你觉得这个发型怎么样
Eh. Eh. Eh.
诶 诶 诶
I don't know, Danni. It's not one of your best. Am I wrong?
怎么说呢 丹妮 你还可以剪的更好 对吧
No, you're not wrong. It's all right
对 你说的太对了 完全正确
I like it. You look like Dad.
What?! What's wrong with you?
Why would you say that to her?
No, no, no, no, no.
Thank you so much, Rhonda. See?
真谢谢你的赞美 朗达 看见没有
That's exactly what I want to look like...
a 70-year-old man who has to smoke through a hole in his neck.
You see why that's not a compliment?
Okay, but aside from the hole,
Dad's a very handsome man. You have to...
He has to plug his hole to talk to people!
Ladies, ladies, ladies, hold on!
女士们 听着 等一下
Let me just try something here.
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
噢 不错 不错
Well, I don't know. I think it's...
呃 我有点蒙 我觉得这个发型真是
Oh, my god!
Rhonda, Rita, Robin, Rosalee.
朗达 瑞塔 罗宾 罗莎
You look good, A.J. You look good.
你看起来真是帅呀 阿吉 不错不错
You know what? I don't know what kind of beer
your mom was drinking when she was pregnant with you,
but you Doyle sisters look more beautiful
every time I see you.
Knock it off, you charming son of a bitch!
I would sleep with you so hard.
It was Sam Adams. Thought so.
简直就是山姆 亚当斯 我也觉得
That's great. Hey, Danni, come here.
那真是太棒了 嘿 丹妮 过来一下
I got to talk to you.
You're not gonna believe the phone call I just got.
Why do you always have to tell them that they're beautiful?
You just make my job harder.
Listen. I won't do it again. Can we go up to the roof?
听着 我也后不会了 能跟我来一趟房♥顶之约吗
I got to tell you something.
Does it affect me?
If you like hearing good things about me.
Take a Doyle. It'll go faster.
Hey, Rosalee, you mind if A.J. Cuts your hair?
嗨 罗莎 阿吉给你剪头发怎么样
Twist my arm!
Yeah, you're gonna let him twist more than that.
Oh, yeah, right!
噢 是的 你说的太对了
I'm telling you, buddy，for the last time.
我跟你说 老大哥 真是最后一次说了
The Pats are not the same without Welker. Eh.
Wes Welker made Brady better than he really is.
Oh, you didn't just say that,
噢 你光在这这么说 也没有卵用啊
Tommy. It's just my opinion, Buzzy.
汤米 这仅仅是我的看法 巴兹
I think Brady... You didn't just say that.
You didn't just say to a man
with scissors up your nose
that Welker made Brady better than he really is?
Maybe this is bothering you so much
because you know it's true.
All right, get out of my chair. What?
好吧 从我凳子上起来 啥
Go on. Get out of my chair.
You got a problem. You know that? Yeah. You're my problem.
你摊上大事了 你知道不 嗯 你就是大事
Oh, yeah? Yeah.
哦 我这么厉害吗 可不是
Well, don't be surprised
if a certain parking-violations officer
tickets your ass.
And that's a big ticket.
Is that a threat, Meter Maid? Huh?
我是被你吓大的嘛 女长官 啊
Maybe it is, Shampoo Girl.
How'd you like one right on the mouth?
You just try it.
I'm making veggie lasagna for dinner.
Don't be late.
I won't be. I rented "Magic Mike."
Matthew McConaughey in chaps.
All right, all right, all right!
好吧 好吧 解决了
Can I ask you a question?
They're a couple for 42 years.
We call them "Broke Hip Mountain." No...
我们叫他们 断背山 我想问的不是这个
Is that A.J. Salerno over there? Yeah.
Oh. My dad said he was the best pitcher he'd ever seen.
He said, "Don't even try and play as good as A.J.,
'cause you throw like a girl."
Your dad sounds like a wonderful man.
Hey, Joy. Hi.
嘿 乔伊 嗨
Hey, Mo. So, what'd you do last night?
嘿 莫 你昨晚干啥了
Uh, not much.
Uh, played with my Xbox a little bit,
uh, baked some cookies,
brought some in for you... veryone.
How 'bout you, huh? What'd you do last night?
Oh, well, Bart and I started talking about having kids.
哦 好吧 我和巴特开始商量着要孩子
Kids? Yeah, well, we're Catholic, you know,
孩子 嗯 对 你知道 我们都是天主教♥徒♥
and Bart wants to start a big family.
He certainly tried all night. Ah.
In a lot of different ways...
and one way that never would have gotten me pregnant.
So, A.J., how come you and Danni
呃 阿吉 你和丹妮进展如何
don't go out with each other?
Well, we actually sort of did... once.
呃 我们其实 大概出去过 一次
We slept together on prom night.
Ooh. Oh, romantic!
喔 喔 浪漫
His prom date didn't think so.
Boom! That's right.
It was obviously, like, a one-time thing,
so I played it cool.
Oh, yeah. Well, that is easy for you,
哦 是啊 好吧 那对你来说很简单
cause you're cool.
He was so freaked out,
he didn't speak to me until after graduation.
Oh, you know what guys are like.
I do because evidently I look like one,
Buzzy owned the place,
and then he sold it to another guy
we went to high school with...
Ben. Wow, the... the guy that owns this place
本 哇 那个拥有这个地方的人
is your age?
It's not Google, it's a barbershop.
Good morning, ladies and genitals.
All right, so, uh, just had a bad convo
好吧 所以 呃 刚才发生了一段不太好的谈话
with my accountant, Donny.
You remember him, right, from shop class?
你记得他是吗 是的 在手工课上
Had that "Zzt" Accident with the bandsaw.
Now's got toes for thumbs.
I never know if I'm supposed to shake
or tickle his hand-foot, so I do both,
and then he just thinks I'm a perv.
Great story as usual, Mo, great story.
故事还是一如既往的精彩 莫 好故事
All right, anyway, here's the 911.
好吧 不管怎么样 这是911(紧急事件)
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