吃脑外星人（2016）

BrainDead S01E02

Part 1 Aug. 14, 2020, 1:15 p.m.

《吃脑外星人》前情提要
Previously on BrainDead...
*一颗陨石砸下来*
*Some kind of meteor came down*
*没人知道来自哪*
*No one knows where it's from*
*他们直接运了走*
*They shipped it off*
*送去华府好研究*
*So they could study it in Washington*
*结果你猜怎么着里面全是外星虫*
*Guess what? It's filled with space bugs*
*现在它们跑出来四处横行吃人脑*
*Now they're loose and eating peoples' brains*
*可怜女主劳蕾尔*
*Poor Laurel only wants*
*只想拍完纪录片*
*to make her documentaries*
*无奈囊中太羞涩*
*She's out of money*
*只能投奔卢克哥*
*So she works for Luke, her brother*
*他是民♥主♥党议员*
*He's a Democratic senator*
*她得听选民抱怨*
*She listens to constituents complain*
*加雷思的大上司*
*Gareth is working for*
*是议员瑞德维塔斯*
*Red Wheatus who is a senator*
*南方人共和党*
*A Southerner, Republican*
*同时也是大酒鬼*
*A drunk*
*政♥府♥眼看要停摆*
*Government is shutting down*
*除非他们能妥协*
*Until they find a work-around*
*协议貌似已敲定*
*Deal they make looks like a slam-dunk*
*但虫把瑞德脑瓜占*
*But space bugs crawl into Red's brain*
*鸠占鹊巢夺掌控*
*And start controlling him*
*他挖角一位民♥主♥党*
*He steals a Democrat*
*让其叛变为共和*
*And flips him to Republican*
*政♥府♥如愿停了摆*
*The shutdown happens*
*然人尽皆疯周复始*
*And now everybody's mad again*
*劳蕾尔发现斯嘉丽与卢克上了床*
*Laurel discovers Scarlett sleeping with her brother*
*而且看起来斯嘉丽*
*And it looks like Scarlett*
*似乎也惹上了太空虫*
*Probably has a space bug problem, too*
*你会知道这天很糟*
*You know your day was lousy*
*当某人的脑袋*
*When somebody's head*
*直接炸裂溅一脸*
*Explodes on you.*
我可以告诉你他们非常感到羞愧
I can tell you, they are very ashamed.
杀虫剂迅速灭绝一整窝同时还能杀菌
很多电子邮件都是她想讨回工作
Many, many e-mails where she's asking for her job back.
很多女人都站出来说
Many of the women have come forward saying,
"说实话我们非常尊重唐纳德·特朗普
"Honestly, we have great respect for Donald Trump.
我非常喜欢唐纳德·特朗普"
I like Donald Trump very much.”
他们应该为自己感到羞愧
They should be ashamed of themselves.
是的民♥主♥党又搞砸了
Yep, the Democrats are at it again.
已经是政♥府♥停摆的第四天了
It's day four of the great government shutdown
政♥府♥依然在停摆中
由你亲爱的民♥主♥党代表亲情奉上
brought to you by your friendly neighborhood Democrat congress.
很多人都在指责共和党派
Many are pointing their fingers at the Republican Party
共和党人让哥伦比亚特区停滞不前
导致了十万政♥府♥员工失业
for putting 100,000 government employees out of work.
上一次政♥府♥停摆带来的
The only thing to come out of the last government shutdown
只有一堆新生特区婴儿而已
was a lot of new D.C. Babies.
但请别忘了
But let's not forget
在上一次政♥府♥停摆中
during that previous government shutdown,
美国经济损失了240亿美元
the U.S. Economy lost $24 billion.
如果争取同工同酬
Well, if fighting for equal pay,
带薪假期还有计划生育
paid leave, and Planned Parenthood
要拿性别说事
is playing the gender card,
那算我一个
deal me in.
一些议员候选人
Some congressional candidates
利用停摆聚集了很多...
have used the shutdown to bring up many...
现在是九点整是时候关注下
It's now 9:10 A.M. And time to get an update
这个区域的天气和路况了
on weather and traffic in the area.
今天最高温度可达到22摄氏度
Highs today are expected to hit 72 degrees.
目前温度是17度并且...
It is currently 6♥4♥ and...
与此同时
有事
Yes?
你觉得我不够爱国吗
Am I not patriotic enough for you?
-你不是... -因为你别着那个
- Are you... not... - Because you wear one,
而我没有我就是没信仰的自♥由♥主义者吗
and I don't-- am I some Godless liberal?
不是的我只是别着而已
Uh, no, I just... just wear it.
为什么共和党要抛弃美国宪法
Why are the Republicans trashing the U.S. Constitution?
为什么他们想恢复
And why do they want to return
-非法堕胎 -我不知道
- to back-alley abortions? - Uh, uh, I don't know.
你知道丹麦42%的能源来自风能吗
Did you know that 42% of Denmark's energy comes from wind power?
我要不要下次再来
Should I come back?
希利小姐
Uh, Ms. Healy?
我是安东尼·奥诺费奥联调局刑事课的
Uh, I'm Anthony Onofrio, FBI criminal division.
您有时间吗
Do you have a minute?
她有选择吗
Does she have a choice?
我们现在活在法♥西♥斯♥主义国家了吗
Are we living in a fascist state now?
她有点激进啊
She's a little intense.
我觉得是因为停摆吧
I think it's the shutdown.
所有人都受影响了
It's getting to everyone.
是啊联调局也是
Yeah, FBI, too.
是这样是关于多迪耶博士的事
So, uh, this is about Dr. Daudier.
我只是有几个问题想问
I just have a few questions.
你能告诉我昨天在救护车上发生了什么吗
Can you tell me what happened yesterday in the ambulance?
好的...
Yes, um...
你看过尸体了吗
Have you seen the body?
没有照片而已
No. Photos.
他的脑袋就那么
His head just...
爆了
...exploded.
你听到枪声了吗
Did you hear a gunshot?
没有
No.
一名紧急医疗救护员说他听到了枪声
One of the EMTs said he heard a gunshot.
不不然我肯定会注意到的
No, I would have noticed that.
那么那个司机
And the driver, was there anything
有什么异常吗
unusual about the driver?
什么意思
What do you mean?
只是我们的一条线索
It's just one of our leads.
你之前见过那个司机吗
You ever met the driver before?
我都不知道司机是谁
I mean, I don't even know who the driver is.
阿里·瓦萨姆
Ali Wasem.
他是弗兰特罗亚尔的居民
He's a resident of Front Royal.
不在我们的监视名单上
Not on any of our watch lists.
我觉得应该不是那回事
I don't think it's about that.
-哪回事 -恐♥怖♥主♥义♥
- About what? - Terrorism.
-谢谢你回答我的问题 -当然
- Thank you for answering my questions. - Of course.
-如果你能想到任何其他事 -谢谢
- If you think of anything else, just... - Thank you.
没事
Sure, yeah.
帅哥啊
A handsome guy.
他喜欢你
He likes you.
所以他问的问题都关于一具尸体
That's why all the questions about a dead body.
参议员
Senator?
五分钟后民♥主♥党党团会议
Democratic caucus in five minutes.
这就去
On my way.
这是失去多数席位后的第一次党团会议
It's the first caucus after losing the majority.
你会没事的吧
You going to be all right?
这只是寻常的民♥主♥党放血
It's just the usual Democratic bloodletting.
她怎么了吗
Is something up with her?
没有啊怎么了
No. Why, what do you mean?
她今早有点激动
She's a little intense this morning.
你俩吵架了吗
You two have a fight?
瞎说
Shut up.
我觉得她在节食
I think she's dieting.
我说要不你先回家
Hey, why don't you head home?
好好休息明天再回来吧
Get some rest, come back tomorrow.
我挺好我能工作
I'm good, I can work.
好吧那么有两位选民在等候室
Okay. Well, then, there's two constituents in the waiting room.
让他们开心点
Keep them happy.
这些很棒安妮
These are really great, Annie.
谢谢我的博客里还有很多
Thanks, there's more on my blog.
这关系到给癌症研究筹钱
It's about raising money for cancer research.
我们管这个叫"安妮的2020视野"
We call it Annie's 20/20 Vision.
意为远见
我们要在20天里造访20处历史遗迹