吃脑外星人（2016）

BrainDead S01E04

Part 1 Aug. 14, 2020, 1:16 p.m.

*《吃脑外星人》前情提要*
*Previously on BrainDead...*
*加雷思和劳蕾尔正在甜蜜蜜*
*Gareth and Laurel sit in a tree...*
*哦对了那颗从外星而来的陨石*
*Oh right, that meteor that came here from beyond the star.*
*特区到处都是虫子*
*DC is fill with bugs*
*会吃你的脑喜欢听汽车合唱团*
*that eats your brain and dig The Cars.*
*它们钻进你的耳朵洞*
*They crawl into your ear holes,*
*控制你的想法还让你的脑袋爆♥炸♥*
*control your thought and let your head explodes.*
*受感染的人持续感染没受感染的人*
*Infected people keep infecting people who are not.*
*古斯塔夫也许不是个医生*
*Gustav maybe not a doctor...*
*不是但我博览群书*
*No, but I read a lot.*
*造影扫描成片里有只虫子*
*A bug was in the CAT scan.*
*它们的信心正在增加*
*Their sense of common confidence are rose.*
*艾拉也被感染了*
*Ella is infected too...*
*显然虫子也想要她*
*Apparently bugs want her too,*
*然后波拉克和卢克陷入了控制权的斗争*
*and Pollack Luke in a battle for control*
*艾比变得极端*
*Abby got so extreme*
*加入了太空虫子队伍就会这样*
*since she join the space bug team.*
*目前为止这些虫子大占上风*
*So long we know these bug was on a roll.*
*劳蕾尔以为加雷思死了那段很温情*
A tender moment there when Laurel thinks that Gareth's dead.
*古斯塔夫玩纸牌*
*Gustav paly the cards*
*然后把红色一次性杯子粘在头上*
*and taps red solo cup to his head.*
*我从没见过两个成年人分享巧克力棒*
*I have seen two grow man share a candy bar like that,*
*你们不懂廉耻吗*
*have you no sense of desense.*
*我的天你们这群禽兽别动那猫*
*My God, you monsters, not the cat.*
我的邻居终于有了
Hey, my neighbor. Finally.
是啊我刚搬进来
Yeah, I just moved in.
-诺亚 -朱尔斯
- Uh, Noah. - ?Uh, Jules.
如果你需要什么只要...
Well, if you need anything, just...
使劲敲墙吗
Bang on the wall?
那我就敲回去
And... I'll bang back.
政♥府♥停摆没有结束的迹象
我们需要的是再来一场美国独♥立♥战争
What we need is another American revolution,
只是这一次要对抗那些阻挡了
but against the people who are thwarting the dreams
希拉里想要夺走你的枪
美国之梦的人
of the American people,
这些人正竭尽全力地拖美国的后腿
who are doing everything they can to put America last.
所以共和党基本上就是一枪
And so the Republicans have basically put a bullet
打在了美国经济的脑袋上
in the head of the U.S. Economy.
共和党疯了
不愿意调解甚至都不沟通他们...
By refusing to negotiate, refusing to even talk, they...
留下评论
就是那些民♥主♥党把医保给了
Who else but the Democrats have given health care
社会上那些毫无生产价值的索取者
to the unproductive takers in our society
我们需要造堵墙来隔离那些自♥由♥主义者
账单却附加给了那些努力工作
at the expense of the hardworking,
普通的美国中产阶级和工作机会创造者
average American middle class and job creators in our econ...
...目前正在大败
...losses so far.
他们让经济发展下降了百分之零点六
They shaved point-six percent off economic growth
评论
还仅仅是这一季度
this quarter alone,
别胡说八道了你个共和党臭傻♥逼♥
而短期国库债券的收益逐渐上升
and the yield on short-term treasury bonds has risen,
让全球的投资者非常不开心
causing global investors to be extremely unhappy.
今天的节目内容
On today's program,
医保与棒棒糖
health care and lollipops.
我们都记得那个时刻...
We all remember that moment...
自♥由♥党派憎恨美国
Liberals hate America!
他们与我们的敌人站在一起
They side with our enemies!
他们更关心如何禁止汽水
They're more concerned with banning soda pop...
从单杠上掉了下来...
The fall from the monkey bars...
您能把那个关掉吗
Could you please turn that down?
女权主义贝拉克·奥巴马
Feminista! Barack Obama!
他是他们的人
He's their guy!
那真的需要问吗
And should that even be a question?
我们将要听到露西...
We're going to hear from Lucy...
...大家都没看出来吗
...are people not seeing this?!
与此同时
-洛基 -那还不错
- Rocky. - Well, that's not bad.
-你看起来挺有"洛奇"样的 -不是
- You look like a Rocky. - ?Nope.
《飞鼠洛基冒险记》里的洛基
Rocky from Rocky and Bullwinkle.
没错
?Yeah.
直到十七岁前我的声音都很尖锐
Till I was 17, I had a high-pitched voice.
你好布尔温克
Hey, Bullwinkle!
好了你的外号♥是什么
All right, what was your nickname? ?
我的没有
Mine? ?Oh, no,
我没那么受瞩目没有外号♥
I wasn't popular enough to have a nickname.
这不可能快说吧
See, that can't be true. Come on.
不我是说真的
No, I'm serious.
大家都觉得我是个好女孩所以他们叫我
People thought I was a good girl, so they called me...
"好女孩"
"Good girl."
我们学校没什么创造力
Yeah, it wasn't a very creative school;
连欺负人都这么无聊
even the bullying was prosaic.
所以...
So, um...
我需要问你一点工作的问题
I need to ask you a work question.
你能变回联调局人员吗
Can you put your FBI hat on?
行等等
Sure. Hold on.
好了问吧
Okay, go.
我哥哥说是恐怖组织造成的那些
My brother says that a terrorist group is responsible for these,
脑部爆♥炸♥
head eruptions.
-是CHI事件 -CHI事件对
- Uh, CHIs. - ?CHIs. right.
那是真的吗
Is that true?
穆♥斯♥林♥伊德组织宣称为其负责
The Islamic Rayid Front claims responsibility,
但是他们什么都说自己负责
but they take responsibility for everything.
其实我们认为是医疗事故
Actually, we think it's medical.
我们刚获得26♥4♥权力
We've just been given 2-6♥4♥ powers.
-那是什么 -美国法案第26♥4♥条
- What's that? - U.S. Code 26♥4♥.
我们通过收留观察
We can help the CDC investigate
协助疾控中心调查
by taking people into custody for observation.
你听说过螺旋蝇吗
Have you heard of the screwworm?
没有那是什么
No. What's that?
是一种来自中美洲的虫子
It's this bug from Central America.
它钻进头骨里然后...
It burrows into the skull and...
让脑袋爆了
Makes heads explode?
我懂去维♥基♥百♥科♥查查
I know. Look it up on Wikipedia.
有点恐怖而且...
It's kind of terrifying. And...
-怎么了 -没什么
- What's wrong? - ?Nothing.
只是看到我工作认识的人
Just somebody I know from work.
谁希利家那姑娘吗
Who, the Healy girl?
对你认识她吗
Yeah. You know her?
不但我知道希利一家
No. I know the Healys.
你还撩民♥主♥党代言人啊加雷斯
Are you slumming with a Democratic icon, Gareth?
还真甜
Oh, that's so cute.
那是那个新闻主播吧
It's that newscaster, isn't it?
米斯蒂...什么的
Misty... something?
没错她可糟了
Yeah. She's awful.
和她一起的男的是谁他看着很眼熟
Who's that guy she's with? He looks familiar.
我不认识可能是什么说客
I don't know. Probably some lobbyist.
希利一家都急着和什么人上♥床♥
The Healys are always jumping into bed with somebody.
那是谁哪任前男友吗
So who's that? Old boyfriend?
不只是个一起工作的共和党
No. Just this Republican I'm working with.
-我知道他 -太棒了
- I know him. - ?Great!
你想去他那桌坐坐吗
You want to go sit at his table?
米斯蒂
So, Misty...
你听说过"独一方式者联盟"这个新组织吗
have you heard about this new group, the One Wayers?
草根组织主张削减政♥府♥
Grassroots. Shrink the government.
不征新税
No new taxes.
上周我们收到83通来电
We've received 83 calls in the last week.
这不是什么策略吗
This isn't some ploy?
让我报道你们草根营销的东西
Get us to report on something you guys are just astroturfing?
我会这么对你吗
Would I do that to you? ?
听着这83通来电说的都是同一件事
Look, all 83 calls said the same thing:
坚持既定的政♥府♥停摆
stay the course on the government shutdown.
-谁带头的 -我们不知道
- Who leads it? - ?We don't know.
我想找个记者跟进查查
I thought I'd get a reporter to look into it.