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I don't see your name on the list.
这个名字没有在邀请名单上
What's the last name?
您贵姓?
It's just Laurent.
全名就是劳伦
Never mind...
算了
Hey.
嘿
Oh, my gosh. You look amazing.
哇哦天啊 你看起来好漂亮
Thanks. You too. How's it going?
谢谢 你也是 进展的还好吗
Oh, so far, so good.
目前为止还不错
I just wish people were tweeting more.
我只是希望人们能多发点微博
I really need you to post something cool,
我需要你发点那种炫酷的微博
like, every five minutes.
最好每五分钟就来一发
Okay, but can I send it as,
好吧 我能不能把它
like,an email attachment instead?
弄成邮件附件那样的发?
No.
不行
Uh, just go find a hot girl with a Twitter account.
你就去找一个有推特账号♥的的漂亮妹子好了
All right, well, then, show me the list.
好吧 让我来看看名单
Wait a second. Courtney Austin is here?
等等 考特尼 奥斯汀也在?
Yeah, she's, like, the Martha Stewart of beauty blogs.
对啊 她像是 美容博客届的家政女皇
Oh, yeah, I've had a thing for that woman for years.
哦呵呵呵 我早就对她有点那个了
I mean, like, seriously,
我是说 像那种 讲真
vivid dreams-- absolutely filthy.
特别逼真的那种梦 还特下流的那种
And I hear she's finally single.
我听说她现在好不容易单下来了
Excuse me. Okay.
先走一步 没问题
Lauren, hey. Hey.
劳伦 嗨 嘿
You told me to bring people. I brought my whole list.
你说让我带人来 我把我的存货可都带来了
So you don't have to worry about your list.
所以就别担心你的存货了
Trust me. My list is much better.
相信我 我的存货要好得多
Oh, my God. You got peacocks.
我去! 你居然放了孔雀!
That is so awesome.
碉堡了
Yeah, and make sure to tweet about it
我也这么觉得 记得发微博啊!
and tag your friends,
别忘了圈人!
hashtag #She-donism, hashtag #SlutPact.
加标签 #栀自花 还有 #荡♥妇♥协定
Relax. They'll tweet.
淡定 他们会发的
Liza. Annabelle.
莉萨 安娜贝拉
Are you having fun? Katie Holmes is here.
玩的还好吗? 凯蒂 赫尔姆斯 也在呢
I just got the most disturbing text.
我刚收到一条超烦的信息
Somebody turned away my coke dealer at the door.
有人不让我的毒贩子进来
Hey, party girl.
你好啊交际花
Josh! Hi.
约什 嗨!
Uh, Annabelle, this is Josh.
呃 安娜贝拉 这是约什
Annabelle, nice to meet you.
很高兴认识你安娜贝拉
Okay, he is very hot.
哦 小鲜肉啊
And it's my party,
加上这是为我办的派对
so every hot man here is my property for the night.
所以不管什么样的鲜肉今晚都是我的
Come on, Josh.
来跟我走吧 约什
Let's get those tats a drink.
来让我们给这些纹身拿点喝的
Oh, is that a dolphin?
这是一个海豚吗?
And where is that naughty little dolphin diving to?
这个坏坏的小海豚要下去哪里啊?
Hey, Courtney. Hi.
嘿 考特尼 嗨
Maggie. I heard you were here.
玛吉 我就听说你来了
What a surprise.
真是个惊喜
Wow, you look beautiful.
你看起来美极了
Thank you.
谢谢
I'm so sorry about you and Susie.
我听说了你和苏西的事了 我很遗憾
You guys were together for so long.
你们交往了那么久
Five years.
五年了
But it's all for the better, really.
不过分开对我们两个都好
We wanted different things.
大家的追求不一样
Mm.
嗯
So does this mean I can finally ask you out on a date?
这是不是意味着我有机会约你了
Maggie, I would love that.
玛吉 乐意之至
But, first, I really need to find a bathroom.
不过在那之前我要先去一下洗手间
Oh, wow. You're pregnant.
哦 哇 你 你怀孕了
Oh, I thought you knew--
哦 我以为你知道的
with twins!
还是双胞胎呢
Oh.
喔
Don't move.
别走哦
So will I have a book party like this?
所以 我也会有一个这样的派对吗
Mm.
嗯
Would you like a book party like this?
你想要一个像这样的书籍派对?
Absolutely not.
一点也不想
You look beautiful tonight.
你今晚真美
Anton, I hope that you didn't sign with me
安东 我希望你不是为了错误的原因
for the wrong reasons.
才跟我签约的
Do you really believe that I would put my book
你觉得我会把自己的书
in the hands of anyone other than an extraordinary editor?
交托给一个不是最卓越的编辑吗?
I would hope not.
希望不是
But you cannot deny that there is an attraction.
但你不能否认我们彼此吸引
No.
我知道
I just...
我只是
don't want us becoming
不想因为这个
confused about what's really important.
让我们分不清主次先后
I believe it was Fitzgerald who said that,
费兹杰拉德说过
"The test of a first-rate intelligence
要看一个人能否被划为上等的智力
"Is the ability to hold two opposed ideas
要看他能否两心怀全然相反观点
in mind at the same time."
而不碍其行为处事
I think it's highly possible
我觉得很有可能
that F. Scott Fitzgerald was drunk
费兹杰拉德在说这话的时候
when he said that.
是喝醉了的
I wanted to say from the bottom of my heart,
我发自内心的 想对各位说
thank you, all, so much for coming tonight.
谢谢你们 谢谢你们能在这样一个晚上加入我们
She-donism is more than a book.
《栀自花》不只是一本书
It's a bible.
它是一本圣经
There's only one commandment:
经上戒律只此一条
Close your hearts,
关上心
and open your legs for everything
打开腿
life has to offer!
今夜如此 夜夜尽然
Ha ha, Annabelle.
哈 哈 安娜贝拉
Oh, your unique sense of humor is what is sure
哦 你的独一无二的幽默感
to make She-donism
一定会让这本书
your next best seller.
成为你的又一力作
Oh, my God. I see my dealer.
哦 我的天啊 这不是我的贩贩吗
Laurent!
劳伦!
Oh, my God.
我了个去
Oh, my God.You okay
天啊 你还好吗
Okay, hi, Laurent--
还好 嗨 劳伦--
All right, okay, yeah. It's still glass.
好吧 行 还是玻璃
Go around. It's okay.
去别处逛逛 没事的
It's okay.
没事的
Don't tweet that.
别把它放到推特上去
What?
什么?
Maggie, have you seen Annabelle?
玛吉 你看到安娜贝拉了吗?
No, but I did find Courtney.
没有 但我却发现考特尼
She's nine months pregnant.
她已经怀孕九个月了
She wants me to take her home
她想让我带她回家
so we can bang each other's brains out.
这样我们就可以互相占据对方的思想了
Apparently, double the hormones,
显然 加倍的荷尔蒙
double the horny.
加倍的淫♥荡♥
Wow. Good for her.
哇哦 她真腻害
All I cared about in my last trimester
上个季度我关注的只是
was fried chicken and my doughnut pillow.
炸鸡和我的甜甜圈枕头
Listen, can you stay at Josh's tonight?
听着 你今晚可以呆约什那儿吗?
Sure. Are you gonna go for it?
当然 你要去争取吗?
Why not? You know, sometimes
为什么不呢? 你知道 有时候
life gives you what you ask for.
生活会给你你想要的
But just--it's just not the way you pictured it.
但只是-不是以你想象的方式
Besides, her tits are huge now.
另外 现在她的奶♥子♥可真是巨大
Oh, all right.
哦 好吧
Did you see this?
你看见这个了吗?
Annabelle is a Vine.
安娜贝拉上了Vine(视频分享网站)
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