小谢尔顿

Young Sheldon S02E11

Part 1 Oct. 25, 2019, 10:29 a.m.

♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪
♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪
♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪
♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪
♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪
♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
《少年谢尔顿》前情提要
Previously on Young Sheldon...
为什么维罗妮卡·邓肯抱了你
Why was Veronica Duncan hugging you?
因为我在帮她补习数学的三角法
I'm tutoring her in trigonometry.
你别告诉别人但她进度有点慢
Just between us, she's a little slow.
我听说她"进度"可是挺快
That's not what I heard.
我家没人
There's nobody at my house.
-你想来吗 -想
- You want to come over? ‭- Yes.
-那是什么 -我妈为教堂搞的
- What's that? - Some stupid haunted house
弱智鬼屋
my mother's doing for the church.
伦迪先生布置的淫欲场景
Mr. Lundy's scene about lust
对我哥的约会造成了巨大影响
made a deep impact on my brother's date.
她请求耶稣拯救她
She asked to be saved by Jesus.
我不想再过这样的生活了
I don't want to live like this anymore.
结果她真的得到了救赎
And as it turns out, she was.
敬爱的耶稣基♥督♥ 让我自♥由♥
Dear Lord Jesus, set me free.
在电影《征服猩球》中
In Conquest of the Planet of the Apes,
我们知道了人类如何教化人猿
we learned how humans taught the apes to become civilized.
虽然我觉得应该先从如厕训练开始
Which I think should start with potty training,
但我也不是个编剧
but I'm not a screenwriter.
你能帮忙我做数学作业吗
Can you help me with my math homework?
不能
No.
拜托了这个真的好难啊
Please. It's really hard.
问题不在"这个"上
"It" isn't the problem.
谢尔顿
Sheldon.
行吧什么题
Fine, what are you working on?
就是有数字然后有一条线
There's a number, then there's a line,
然后下面又有个数字
then there's another number under it.
分数吗
Fractions?
对分数
Yes, fractions.
在那一刻
At that moment,
我意识到如果我能教会
it occurred to me if I could teach mathematics
我脑子不灵光的姐姐数学
to someone as dull-witted as my sister,
我有天就能创造出一个超人类种族
I could create a race of superhumans
为我所服务
that would do my bidding.
谁不想要呢
And who wouldn't want that?
求你了谢尔顿
Please, Sheldon.
你知道吗米希我很乐意教你
You know what, Missy? I'd be happy to help you.
谢谢
Thank you.
你试试这么想想象一个派
Try thinking of it this way: imagine a pie.
分数下方的数字
The number on the bottom of the fraction
就代表这个派被切成了多少份
is how many pieces the pie has been sliced into.
这是什么口味的派
What kind of pie is it?
这不重要
Doesn't matter.
但知道是哪种派能帮助我想象
But it would help me picture it if I knew the kind of pie.
行是香蕉奶油派
Fine, it's banana cream.
我不喜欢香蕉奶油派
I don't like banana cream.
好吧那你想要哪种派
Okay, what kind of pie would you like it to be?
麦当劳的那种小苹果派行吗
What about those little apple pies from McDonalds?
-行 -我被那个烫到过嘴
- Sure. - I burned my mouth on one of those.
那也不能阻止我我还是吃完了
Didn't stop me. I still ate it.
维罗妮卡你好啊
Veronica. Hi.
你好啊小乔治
Hey, Georgie.
你换了发型
You-you changed your hair.
是啊
I did.
变短了
It's shorter.
是啊
It is.
我喜欢
I like it.
谢谢
Thank-thanks.
你是来找我的吗
You here to see me?
我是来参加你妈妈的读经班
I-I'm here for your mom's Bible study.
行当然啦
Oh, sure, of course.
很高兴你来加入我们
I'm glad you could join us.
快请进
Come in, won't you?
你也有在读经班吗
You're part of the group, too?
信仰《圣经》上帝我对这些可疯狂了
Faith, the Bible, God, I'm nuts for that stuff.
所以切成12片派的1/4是多少呢
So one-fourth of the 12 pieces of pie is...?
3吗
Three?
正确
Yes.
那12片派的1/3是...
And one-third of the 12 pieces is...?
4片吗
Four?
那把1/3的派加上
Yes. Now how much is one-third of the pie plus
1/4的派呢
one-fourth of the pie?
三加四等于七但这里有十二片派
Well, three plus four is seven, but there's 12 pieces,
所以是十尔分之七
so seven-twelve-iths.
是十二分不过你答对了
It's twelfths. And yes.
我做到啦
I did it.
其实呢是我做到了
Actually, I did it.
在不到10分钟的时间里我教会了猴子分数
In less than ten minutes, I taught fractions to a monkey.
欢迎你来维罗妮卡很高兴有你的加入
Welcome, Veronica. We're so glad to have you.
你在干嘛
What are you doing?
你说呢我来参加读经班
What's it look like? I'm here for Bible study.
你刚洗完澡吗
Did you just take a shower?
没有啊
No.
你绝对有
You did, too.
我想为耶稣沐浴更衣别说我了
So I want to be clean for Jesus. Get off my back.
有意思
Interesting.
小乔治如果你想当个好基♥督♥教♥徒♥
Georgie, if you want to be a good Christian,
或许你得先从不谎言张口就来开始
maybe you should stop lying through your teeth.
你就庆幸我有刷我这张嘴吧
Just be happy I brushed them, okay?
好了全做完了谢谢
Okay. All done. Thanks.
趁现在我们都在这里你有兴趣
While we're here, would you like me
让我给你介绍一下代数吗
to introduce you to algebra?
代谁?
Al who?
天啊
Oh, boy.
这不是人名是一种古老的阿♥拉♥伯方法
It's not a person, it's an ancient Arabic method
用来找出变量的值
of finding the value of variables.
不要
Oh. Nah.
很显然我需要更细致的手法
Clearly, I needed a more sophisticated technique
来激励我的类人猿姐姐
to motivate my simian sister.
你确定吗
Are you sure?
如果你来学一点代数我就给你一根香蕉
If you learn a little algebra, I'll give you a banana.
现在我们读《马太福音》第4章
All right, now we're reading from Matthew 4.
小乔治你来给我们念念第17节吧
Georgie, why don't you get us started on verse 17?
我吗
Me?
对你
Yes, you.
好吧
Oh. Okay.
第17节...
Um... Verse 17...
第17节...
Verse 17...
等我一下啊
Give me a minute.
这里
Here.
祝福你
Bless you.
好了我开始啦"从那时起
Okay, here we go. "From that time,
耶稣就传起道来说天国近了
Jesus began to preach and say 'Repent,
你们应当悔改改变内心的自我以前的思想方式
C-change your inner self, your old way of thinking,
为过去的罪悔过
Regret past sins,
以证明自己已悔罪的方式生活
Live your life in a way that proves repentance:
遵循上帝的教诲"
seek God's purpose for your life."
发人深省啊
Powerful stuff.
大家能喊个阿门吗
Can I get an amen?
阿门
Amen.
阿门
Amen.
需要帮忙吗谢尔顿
Need any help there, Sheldon?
我想找有关教育理论的书
I'm looking for some books on education theory.
干嘛用
What for? ‭
我想发展一套教导
I'm trying to develop a technique to teach someone