海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S04E19

Part 4 Aug. 11, 2025, 8:35 p.m.

Fine then, go ahead
替我♥干♥活
Do my work for me
我倒要开始喜欢上这位小小章鱼哥了
I'm startin' to like this mini Squidward
替我♥干♥活省得让海绵宝宝来烦我
Doing my work, keeping SpongeBob off my back
轻轻松松就能习惯
I could get used to this
上菜了小小章鱼哥
Order up, mini squid
好的海绵宝宝
Ok, SpongeBob
我很乐意帮忙
always happy to help
给你吧兄弟
Here ya go, pal
加油干
Go get 'em, tiger
好
Ok
是谁点了蟹黄堡
Now, who had the Krabby Patty
还有谁点了蟹黄堡呢
and who had the Krabby Patty?
怎么
What the
那可是我想的笑话
that's my joke
亲爱的
Honey
这个新来的小小章鱼哥可真幽默
This new mini Squidward is such a card
而且服务也周到亲爱的
And a great waiter, dear
没错
You're right
比那个老古板的大号♥章鱼哥强多了
So much better
than that old, lousy, larger-scale Squidward
没错
Yeah
让那个小家伙过来
Bring that little fella over here
我要给他300块的小费
and let me give him a $300 tip
什么
What?
好了好了
All right, all right
都够了
That's enough
我休息完了
My break is finished
好啊又来上班了
Oh, boy, back to work
先等一下
Hold on a second there
蟹老板
Mr. Krabs
章鱼哥我的头足类动物
Squidward, me cephalopod
很遗憾要告诉你这件事
I'm sorry to tell you this
其实也没那么遗憾
Well, not that sorry
我的客人更喜欢新来的小小章鱼哥
Me customers prefer the new smaller Squidward
不喜欢你
to you
我也一样
And so do I
因为他帮我赚到了钱
'Cause he's making me some bucks
我要把你的职务改成勤杂工
I'm changing your job to busboy
即刻生效
effective immediately
安静点看人家怎么干
Now pipe down and watch how it's done
大家看
Hey, everybody
我是章鱼哥我爱跳舞
I'm Squidward and I love to dance
我喜欢边吃饭边看跳舞
I for one love to watch people dance while I eat
谁跟我一样
Who's with me?
谁想要小小章鱼哥跳舞助助兴
Who wants mini Squidward to dance for our amusement?
天啊好吧
Well, gosh, OK
哪了不起了
What's the big deal?
那些都是我的舞步
Those are all my moves
哒哒
Ta-da
真是没一点才华
Talk about no talent
也许章鱼哥得做个缩小手术
Maybe Squidward should get size reduction surgery
这样才能跳得好一点
so he'll dance better
那个小小章鱼哥
That mini squid
大家一起跳
Everybody dance
太可恶了
That was awful
他偷了我的笑话
He stole my jokes
他偷了我的工作
He stole my job
他偷了我的欢呼和掌声
He stole my standing ovation
你个榆木脑袋
You little wooden fiend
别再偷我的大好生活了
Stop stealing my life
住手住手
Stop, stop
求你别咬我新客户的脑袋
Don't gnaw on the head of my new client, please
你不知道你这是在做什么
You don't know what you're doing
你疯了吗
Are you mad?
饶了它吧
Have mercy
等一下
Wait a minute
我先前见过你
I've seen you before
你是个音乐经纪人
You're that music agent
给我最爱的竖笛乐手做经纪的那位
that represents my favorite clarinet player
你好我是迈罗J芬克尔鱼
Salutations, I'm Milo J Finkerfish
卷泡唱片的人才管理
Talent manager for curly bubbles records
所以你是来跟我签合约做唱片的吗
You mean you're here to sign me for a record deal?
我对此的回答是免谈
The answer to that question is a big n-o
反而这位小家伙才是好得呱呱叫
This little fella on the other hand
is woo-hoo, woo-hoo, good
我们要让他签订百万元合约
We're offering him a million-dollar contract
合约
附赠一套亮片装
and a sequined suit
亮片装
A sequined suit
那才是我应得的待遇
That's what you're supposed to offer me
与其带走个劣质冒牌货
Why take a cheap knock-off
不如来找原版得了
when you can have the original
要在哪签订
Now where do I sign?
你小子想得美
Yeah, right, kid
小小章鱼哥我们的情谊到此为止了
Well, ol' mini Squidward, I guess this is it
我们曾经猜谜玩得多开心
We've had some good times playing charades
又像两只轻盈的蝴蝶一样快乐共舞
and dancing around like two giddy butterflies
记得吗
Remember?
往日时光真美好
Yeah, those were the days
但现在你也是时候要继续前进了
But I guess it's time for you to move on, huh?
迈向更美好的前景
On to greener pastures
永别了老友
Arrivederci, mon frere
好了小子来轰动全场吧
All right kid, let's go become a sensation
我们蛤莱美奖见
And we'll see you at the clammy awards
不对到时多半见不到你
Oh, no, I guess I won't
拜拜
Buh-bye
怎么了真实大小的章鱼哥
What's the matter, actual size Squidward?
我的梦想破灭了
My dreams are crushed
不过呢
But, hey
起码再也不用见到那个小小章鱼哥了
At least I won't have to see that mini squid ever again
对啊我还有更好的东西呢
Yeah, I have something even better
另外一个我
Another me