海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S04E04

Part 3 Aug. 11, 2025, 8:35 p.m.

哪都不准去
You ain't going anywhere
坚持住兄弟
Hang on, buddy
我来救你了
I got you
貌似我只会夹娃娃
I guess I can only pick up toys
好邻居
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob
早安章鱼哥
Good morning, Squidward
海绵宝宝你来我家干什么
SpongeBob, what are you doing in my house?
来确保你没睡过头
I came to make sure you don't oversleep
进而误工
and miss work
海绵宝宝啊
Oh, gee, SpongeBob
你可真贴心啊
that's very thoughtful of you
不客气章鱼哥
My pleasure, Squidward
好邻居就该互帮互助
That's what good neighbors are for
不过你忽略了个小小的小细节
You did overlook one teensy, little detail, however
什么细节章鱼哥
What's that, Squidward?
今天星期天
It's Sunday
好邻居不会在星期天打扰我
A good neighbor doesn't bother me on Sunday
星期天
Sunday
怪不得章鱼哥这么暴躁
No wonder Squidward's grumpy
周日的报纸他忘了拿
He forgot his Sunday papers
要用行动向章鱼哥证明我是好邻居
This will show Squidward I'm a good neighbor
把报纸带给他
I'll bring it to him
也太重了吧
Man, this is heavy
不好意思
Pardon me
走路看路
Watch where you're going
报纸怪
A newspaper monster
有怪物
Monster
你们俩白♥痴♥能不能行行好别吵了
Will you two nincompoops kindly quiet down?
绝对不能让他们
I am not going to let them
毁了我星期天剩下的时光
ruin the rest of my Sunday
我的星期天放松装备
My Sunday relaxation kit
星期天
来看看枕头
Let's see, pillow
这么放好稍微垫垫脚
placed just so for slight foot elevation
鲜花用来点缀房♥间
flower to brighten the room
花香
flower fragrance
还有最后一步
And the final touch
没错我想点星期天特别服务
Yes, I'd like to order the Sunday special
没错上门修脚足部按♥摩♥
Yes, the pedicure-and-foot-massage house call
就是这样
that is correct
四点见好先生
See you at 4:00, my good man
今天一定特别美好
This is going to be a heavenly day
差点忘了
I almost forgot
夹心糖
Bon-bon
夹心糖
你好啊天堂来的小奇迹
Hello there, heaven's little wonder
带我度个巧克力假
Take me on a chocolate vacation
全视之眼在上
By the all-seeing eye
你值得敬重我们不值得
ye are worthy, we are not
你们俩白♥痴♥在干什么
What are you two idiots doing?
秘密仪式
Secret ritual
为你举♥行♥主席就任典礼
To inaugurate you as president
我
Me?
裤头村主席
President of Bikini Bottom?
大众总算有点眼光
I knew the people would come to their senses
不对笨蛋
No, silly--
才不是裤头村的主席
not the president of Bikini Bottom
比那更强呢
Even better
更强
Better?
你是好邻居皇家密令共济会主席
You're the president of
the Secret Royal Order of the Good Neighbor Lodge
什么
The what?
这是又胡编乱造了个什么破会吗
Is this some stupid club you two made up?
有可能
Maybe
这可是秘密
It's a secret
好
Fine
我要颁布第一项主席令
As my first presidential decree, uh
让你们
why don't you, uh
出去把树叶都粉刷一遍
go out and paint all the leaves on the trees
美化附近的街区
to make the neighborhood look nicer
快出去出去出去
Now, out, out, out, out, out
这下他们好几个星期天都有得忙了
That'll keep 'em busy for a few Sundays
要把树叶粉刷成什么颜色总统大人
What color should we
paint the leaves, Your Presidentialocity?
刷成斑点
Polka dots
别再来烦我了
Now, don't bother me anymore
斑点
Polka dots
新主席可真天才
Our new president is a genius
对啊
Yeah
再见章鱼哥
See you later, Squidward
准备好就动手吧派大星
Whenever you're ready, Patrick
不要动兄弟
Hold still, buddy
派大星使劲快点晃我
Okay, Pat, give me a quick shake
没问题
Okey-dokey
行了我准备好了
Okay, I'm ready
办法很顺利
That worked perfectly
来吧好邻居派大星
Come on, good neighbor Patrick
一起把整个裤头村刷成斑点
Let's paint the town polka-dot
不好了已经中午了
Oh, no, it's already noon
不能让那几个白♥痴♥
I will be darned if I let those morons
再浪费我宝贵的星期天时光
eat up any more of my valuable Sunday
我们就是好邻居
Good neighbors are we
外面是怎么了
What's going on out there?
章鱼哥主席好
Hi, President Squidward
就快粉刷完了
Almost done painting
我的眼睛
My eyes
小心
Look out
你真可怜
You poor man
一定病得不轻
You must be very sick
我们送你去医院吧
Let us take you to the hospital
真不用
No, really
我没事行行好
I'm fine, please
没有
No
我没事
I'm fine
再见了邻居
See you later, neighbor
今天天气好适合到乡下兜风
It is a lovely day for a ride in the country
对啊
Yeah
我们的主席太懂生活了
Our president sure knows how to live
好邻居
共济会
我要求
I would like to call
本次好邻居共济会大会肃静
this meeting of the Good Neighbor Lodge to order
首先开始点名
Let's begin with roll call
派大星
Patrick
好
Okay
章鱼哥
Squidward?
章鱼哥
Squidward?
章鱼哥你在家吗
Squidward, you home?
找到他了吗海绵宝宝
Did you find him, SpongeBob?
没
Nope
多半还在兜风享受星期天
I guess he's still on his Sunday drive
也有可能是在执行秘密任务
Or maybe he's on a secret mission
希望他没危险
I hope he's not in danger
危险
Danger?
我们身为好邻居共济会成员
As members of the Good Neighbor Lodge
宣誓要保护主席免受危险
we are sworn to protect our president from danger
不好意思
Excuse me
有谁订购了上门修脚足部按♥摩♥
Somebody ordered
a relaxing pedicure and foot massage
星期天特别服务
the Sunday special
派大星会友最好检查一下这位
Brother Star, we better check this guy out
保证他不会危害到章鱼哥
make sure he's safe for Squidward
起码我还有
At least I still have