海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S04E05

Part 3 Aug. 11, 2025, 8:35 p.m.

Well, we did it, boys
蟹堡王又回到我们手上了
The Krusty Krab is ours again
要知道我发了这么一场怒
You know, in that fit of maniacal rage
可能毁掉了蟹堡王
I may have destroyed the restaurant,
吓跑了所有的客人逼到我们破产
scared away all our customers
and forced us into bankruptcy--
因为卖♥♥这破店的钱基本还回去了
because I returned
nearly every penny I sold this stink-heap for--
但这一切都很值得
but it was all worth it
而且我又重新得到了好朋友的爱
and I got back the love of me dear friends
真的吗蟹老板
Really, Mr. Krabs?
错不完全真
No, not really
回去工作
Get back to work
爱笑海绵
章鱼哥
Squidward
你想搞什么海绵宝宝
What do you want, SpongeBob?
上班时间到了章鱼哥
Time for work, Squidward
新的一天也要挣钱
Another day, another dollar
挣几个子还差不多
More like another nickel
真好笑章鱼哥
Good one, Squidward
新的一天也要挣几个子
Another day, another nickel
没那么好笑
It's not that funny
蟹堡王
因为真实所以好笑
That's funny because it's true
便车搭完了
Carpool's over
几个子
Nickel
你的餐来了
Here's your food
没那么好笑
It's not that funny
求你快住嘴
Please make it stop
开
关
章鱼哥明天见
Okay, Squidward, see you tomorrow
时刻检查零钱
And always check for spare change
新的一天也要挣
Another day, another
几个子
nickel
两份蟹黄堡
Two Krabby Patties
谢了小子
Thanks, kid
新的一天也要挣几个子
Another day, another nickel
别笑了折磨精
Cease your laughing, tormentor
机会来了
This could be my chance
海绵宝宝你看起来很不舒服
SpongeBob, you don't look well
我不舒服
I don't?
没错
No
你应该要坐下
You should sit down
可
But
你发烧了海绵宝宝
You're burning up, SpongeBob
真的吗
I am?
海绵宝宝你跟我说
Tell me, SpongeBob
你身子侧面疼不疼
have your sides been hurting?
是有点
Yeah, a little
94摄氏度
你体温居然有175度了
And your temperature is 175 degrees
那是坏事吗
Is that bad?
不是不是不是
Oh, no, no, no, no, no
除非你最近老是
unless you've been doing a lot of
笑
laughing
我最近确实老是笑
I have been laughing a lot lately
海绵宝宝你必须要小心点
SpongeBob, you've got to be careful
不然会把笑声囊烧坏的
You're going to burn out your laughbox
笑声囊
My laughbox?
没错那是你的身体部位
Yes, it's the part of your body
可以让你发出笑声
that enables laughter
要是长♥期♥过度不停使用
If you use it too long without giving it a break
就会发烧然后你就再也笑不出来了
it burns out and you can never laugh again
你就是这样的吗章鱼哥
Is that what happened to you, Squidward?
没错
Yes
什么
What?
不对
No
海绵宝宝你听好
Listen, SpongeBob
情况很严重
this is serious
要是把笑声囊烧伤了
If you burn out your laughbox
你这辈子就再也笑不出来了
you'll live your whole life
without ever laughing again
派大星想不想听个笑话
Hey, Patrick, you want to hear a joke?
好啊珊迪
Sure, Sandy
好啊我要大笑一阵子
Sure, I'd love a good laugh
有苍蝇
有四个轮子还会飞的是什么
What has four wheels and flies?
垃圾车
A garbage truck
可不能把我笑声囊烧伤了章鱼哥
I don't want to burn out my laughbox, Squidward
最重要的事情就是不要再笑了
Well, the most important thing is to stop laughing
任何一种笑都可能会很危险
Any laugh at all could be dangerous
必须要不笑多久才行
How long do I have to avoid laughing?
天啊海绵宝宝
Gosh, SpongeBob
至少应该要后半天都不笑
I'd say at least the rest of the day
不过你最好要24小时不笑保平安
but you better go 24 hours just to be safe
太谢谢你了章鱼哥
Thank you so much, Squidward
没你我都不知道要咋办
I don't know what I'd do without you
一整天不笑只是一点小小的代价
A day without laughter is a small price to pay
这样才能保护笑声囊不被彻底摧毁
to save my laughbox from utter destruction
必须要时刻警惕
I must remain vigilant
那边没有好笑的东西
Nothing funny over there
这边没有好笑的东西
Nothing funny over here
海绵宝宝
Hey, SpongeBob
最近过得怎样
How's it going?
派大星
Patrick--
香蕉皮
banana peel--
别
don't
你刚说什么
What did you say?
不好
Oh, no
怎么
What the
等一下派大星
Wait a minute, Patrick
住脚
Please stop
先走右脚
Right foot first
等等
Wait
派大星我不能笑的
Patrick, I can't laugh
不能吗
You can't?
我知道要怎么办了
I know what to do
平常这样明明能笑翻他的
That usually knocks him out
控制住自己海绵宝宝
Get a grip on yourself, SpongeBob
你控制得住
You're in control
离放屁坐垫远一点海绵宝宝
Just back away from the whoopie cushion, SpongeBob
到处都是
They're everywhere
都是
Everywhere
放屁坐垫
小心那辆装派的卡车
Look out for that pie truck
派
一定要逃走
I've got to get out of here
正在驶离裤头村
这边没有好笑的东西
There's nothing funny up here
可为了安全起见
But just to be safe
我已经成功实现24小时不笑了
I made it 24 hours without laughing
好奇怪
That's odd
我笑不出来了
I've lost my laugh
我笑不出来了
I've lost my laugh
嗨海绵宝宝
Hi, SpongeBob
太可怕了派大星
It's terrible, Patrick--
我再也不能笑了
I can't laugh anymore
怎么回事
What happened?
我一天都没有笑
I went a whole day without laughing
现在我就笑不出来了
and now my laugh is gone
我来看一下
Let me take a look
里面好黑
It's dark in here
得点根火柴
I'd better light a match
蟹堡王
请进
Come in
蟹老板
Mr. Krabs?