海绵宝宝（1999）
SpongeBob SquarePants
第四季
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海绵宝宝（1999）
SpongeBob SquarePants S04E09
Part 1
Aug. 11, 2025, 8:35 p.m.
准备好了吗 孩子们
Are you ready, kids?
好了船长
Aye aye, captain
我听不见
I can't hear you
好了船长
Aye aye, captain
是谁住在深海的大菠萝里
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
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SpongeBob SquarePants
方方黄黄伸缩自如
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he
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SpongeBob SquarePants
如果四处探险是你的愿望
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
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SpongeBob SquarePants
那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
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SpongeBob SquarePants
准备
Ready
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
海绵宝宝
蟹堡塔
所以我本来是准备好要炸薯条的
So, I was all ready to drain the fries
可是我把薯条炸得有点太久了
but I cooked the fries slightly too long
于是
So
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob
于是薯条有了奇怪扭曲的形状
So here's where the bizarre twist comes in
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob
根本就没有炸过头
They weren't overcooked at all
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob
你看
Look
蟹堡王怎么了
What happened to the Krusty Krab?
早安
Good morning
蟹堡塔现在正式开门营业
The Krusty Towers is now open for business
盛大开业
蟹堡塔
为什么要盖酒店啊 蟹老板
Why did you build a hotel, Mr. Krabs?
问得正好 小伙子
I'm glad you asked, son
记不记得我先前去参加快餐大会
Remember when I went to that fast food convention
酒店
住进了家豪华酒店
and stayed in that fancy hotel?
我住的房♥间可漂亮了
I had a beautiful room
员工特别的友好
The employees were so friendly
他们无微不至地关照我
They catered to me every whim
就算我要求很丢脸也照办
no matter how demeaning it was
因为他们的生活有一条规矩
because they lived by a code
而它正镌刻在壮丽火炉之上的黄金中
And that code was engraved in fine gold
above the grand fireplace
我们绝不拒绝客人的请求
连最荒唐的都一样
一切都很完美
Everything was perfect
拿到账单就不完美了
Until I got the bill
收银员
账单
他们不管什么都收我钱
They charged me for everything
共计
汉堡一个还二十五块
$25.00 for a hamburger
客房♥
泳池
桑拿
汉堡
要是连个垃圾汉堡都能收那么多钱
If they could charge that much for a lousy burger
就想想我能靠垃圾蟹黄堡收多少钱吧
imagine how much
I could charge for a lousy Krabby Patty
于是 蟹堡塔诞生了
And thus, the Krusty Towers was born
裤头村怎么会有人住酒店
Why would anyone stay at a hotel in Bikini Bottom?
这里虽然风景好 但是很偏僻啊
It's in the middle of scenic nowhere
在这就只能被水母蛰
There's nothing to do but get stung by jellyfish
看吧
See?
进来
Come inside
漂不漂亮啊
Isn't it beautiful?
新来的酒店员工在哪里
Where are all the new hotel employees?
第一个来酒店的客人
Me first hotel guest
看我把他引进来
Watch me reel him in
欢迎光临蟹堡塔
Welcome to the Krusty Towers
我们的格言是
where our motto is
我们绝不拒绝客人的请求
"We shall never deny a guest
连最荒唐的都一样
even the most ridiculous request"
真不错
That's great
我要来份双层蟹黄堡
I'd like a double Krabby Patty
不加洋葱 多加腌椰菜
with no onions and extra pickles
如果你要蟹黄堡的话
If you want a Krabby Patty
就得租间房♥间还有订购客房♥服务
you have to rent a room, and order room service
我午餐只能吃一个小时
I've only got an hour for lunch
你啊 引流引得可真是专业
Boy, you reeled that one in like a pro
那好 章鱼哥
Okay, Squidward
你来做前台
you run the front desk
我要来份蟹黄堡
I'd like a Krabby Patty, please
这里现在是家酒店了
This is a hotel now
如果你要蟹黄堡的话
If you want a Krabby Patty
就得租间房♥间还有订购客房♥服务
you'll have to get a room, and order room service
好
Okay
一份蟹黄堡跟一间房♥间
One Krabby Patty and one room
要加奶酪
With cheese
蟹黄堡上也可以加奶酪吗
And can I get cheese on the Krabby Patty, too?
派大星 你家离这才四百码远
Patrick, you only live 400 yards away
干嘛要来住酒店
Why do you want to check into a hotel?
有时候我就只是想要远离坐世
Sometimes I just need to get away from it all
这酒店什么都有啊
This hotel has everything
快给我
Give me that
签登记簿
Now sign the register
我都不知道还有考试
I didn't know there would be a test
我没念好书啊
I didn't study
派大星 你只要签好名就行了
Patrick, all you have to do is write your name
那就好
Okay
能不能别看
Do you mind?
不准看
Don't look
好了
Done
差不多就行
Close enough
房♥门钥匙给你
Here's your room key
我要帮手来帮忙提包
I'll need some help with my bags
你哪来的包
How can you have bags?
你刚才才知道这里是酒店
You just found out this is a hotel
原来这里是酒店吗
This is a hotel?
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob?
来了 章鱼哥
Yes, Squidward
把派大星跟他包带到他房♥间去
Take Patrick and his bags to his room
那我蟹黄堡呢
What about my Krabby Patty?
给人家拿蟹黄堡去
And bring him a Krabby Patty
章鱼哥 你把派大星的包提到他房♥间
Squidward, you can take Patrick's bags up to his room
海绵宝宝 你去做蟹黄堡
SpongeBob, you go make the Krabby Patty
蟹老板
Mr. Krabs
咋回事
What's the matter?
一点点体力活就怕了吗
Afraid of a little manual labor?
我是章鱼哥 我得干活谋生
"I'm Squidward, and I have to work for a living"
那好
Fine
我们走 派大星
Let's go, Patrick
这部电梯只能客人用
This elevator is for guests only
你用员工电梯去
Take the employee elevator
员工电梯
你包里什么东西
What's in these bags?
石头吗
Rocks?
还真是石头
These are rocks
你包里怎么全是石头
Why is your suitcase full of rocks?
我又没教你怎么过日子
I don't tell you how to live your life
好了 你房♥间到了
Well, here's your room
入住愉快
Enjoy your stay
章鱼哥 等等
Squidward, wait
继续好好干
Keep up the good work
那个啥我还会再给的
and there will be more where that came from
你的蟹黄堡 先生
Your Krabby Patty, sir
章鱼哥 石头挺酷
Hey, Squidward, cool rock
等会 海绵宝宝
Hold on a second, SpongeBob
给你 我的大善人
Here you are, my good man
谢了 派大星
海绵宝宝（1999）
SpongeBob SquarePants
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