海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S04E12

Part 1 Aug. 11, 2025, 8:35 p.m.

准备好了吗孩子们
Are you ready, kids?
好了船长
Aye aye, captain
我听不见
I can't hear you
好了船长
Aye aye, captain
是谁住在深海的大菠萝里
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
方方黄黄伸缩自如
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
如果四处探险是你的愿望
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
准备
Ready
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
海绵宝宝
闪光的珍宝
蟹堡王
来份怪物蟹黄堡
One Monster Krabby Patty, please
此处点餐
好久没人点怪物蟹黄堡了
No one's ordered a Monster Patty in ages
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob?
一份怪物蟹黄堡
One Monster Krabby Patty
你是不是说了怪物蟹黄堡
D-d-did you say a M-Monster Krabby Patty?
一份怪物蟹黄堡
One Monster Krabby Patty
怪物蟹黄堡
Monster Krabby Patty?
我的海神王啊
Oh, dear Neptune
老天爷啊
Oh, boy
我们能成的
We can do this
数到三就翻面
At the count of three, we flip
好了吗
Ready?
一
One
二
two
三
three
铲铲
Spat?
继续
Go on
最好还是继续工作吧
Well, we'd better get back to work
工作
Work?
这还怎么继续工作明明都没了
How could I go back to work without
明明没了铲铲
without Spat?
换个别的锅铲用
Use another spatula
什么
What?
我能用的只有一把锅铲
There is only one spatula for me
那就是铲铲
and that is Spat
铲铲等等我
Spat, wait up
铲铲
Spat
我来了铲铲
I'm coming, Spat
急诊
铲铲
Oh, Spat
我们在一起经历了这么多
We've been through so much together
这真的很难说出口
There's no easy way to say this
海绵宝宝如果我是你的话
SpongeBob, if I were you
就会认真开始考虑
I would give serious consideration
to start thinking about
换把新锅铲
a replacement spatula
回去吧休息一下
Go home, get some rest
我们会
We'll
尽己所能的
try to do everything we can
谢谢医生
Thank you, Doctor
我才不是医生
I'm not a doctor
我只是个在找合适角色的演员
I'm an actor researching for a role
好
Yes
我就快领到这段的戏份了
I am so totally gonna get this part
换把新锅铲
Replacement spatula?
怎么可能会有东西能换
How could anything ever replace
快看那
Look at that
阿铲在内
看起来好高贵
Looks fancy
好闪亮
So shiny
这线条好有
Those lines, so
光泽
sleek
我在说什么鬼话
What am I talking about?
我用不着这玩意
I don't need this
可能确实需要
Maybe I do need this
我就会认真考虑
I would give serious consideration to
换把新锅铲
a replacement spatula
不准摸阿铲
No touchy-touchy the Le Spatula
阿铲特别特别的贵
It's very, very expensive
对不起
I'm sorry
当然如果你买♥♥下这个上品物件
Of course, if you purchase this fine item
就可以
you may
拿着它
hold it
我口袋里有一点零钱
Well, I've got some loose change in my pocket
这些够付吗
Will this cover it?
不够
No
那现在呢
How about now?
不够
No
现在呢
Now?
不够
No
现在呢
Now?
不够
No
现在呢
Now?
不够
No
现在呢
Now?
不够
No
现在呢
Now?
不够
No
裤头村房♥产
售出
我所有家当就这么多了
That's everything I have
我现在可以买♥♥阿铲了吗
Now can I buy Le Spatula?
所有家当是吧
Everything, huh?
衣服不错
Nice outfit
傍晩好先生
Good evening, sir
老奶奶好你最近如何
Hey, Granny, what's shakin'?
今天有点风
Breezy today
衣服不错海绵宝宝
Nice outfit, SpongeBob
谢谢了章鱼哥
Thanks, Squidward
钱花得很值
It was worth every penny
你干嘛在浪费时间
What's all the lollygagging about?
蟹老板快去看海绵宝宝
Mr. Krabs, get a load of SpongeBob
最好是什么好事
This better be good
大家马上就会知晓你的美丽了
Soon everyone will know of your beauty
阿铲
行了里面是怎
All right, what's going on in
你难道连一点羞耻心都没有吗小子
Don't you have any shame, boy?
我的羞耻心都到这里面去了蟹老板
All my shame went in here, Mr. Krabs
阿铲
阿铲
Le Spa-tu-ler
这到底是什么玩意
What in blazes isthat?
可以解决我工作的一点小难题
Just the answer to our little production dilemma
那这玩意能干啥
Well, what can it do?
能让我变出名吗
Can it make me famous?
不仅应有尽有还不止呢
Anything you want and more
好刺♥激♥的样子
That sounds exciting
我来试试看
Let me have a go at it
对不起蟹老板
I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs
我不能给你
no can do
什么
What?
你这是要跟你老板唱反调吗
Are you going against your commanding officer?
不是这样的
No, it's not that
这可是超级高科技产品
It's just that
this is a highly developed piece of engineering
想掌握它得慢慢来
that takes quality time to master
既然你有了这个花哨机器那你最好
With that fancy machinery, I expect you
让做蟹黄堡的速度给我翻倍
to make Krabby Patties twice as fast
这应该不成问题蟹老板
I don't think that'll be a problem, Mr. Krabs