海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S04E02

Part 2 Aug. 11, 2025, 8:35 p.m.

Nope
急诊
严重吗医生
Is it serious, Doctor?
蟹老板没事吧
Will Mr. Krabs be all right?
蟹老板得了金钱昏迷症
Mr. Krabs is in a cash-coma
只有钱物归原主了才能脱离生命危险
Only the return of his money can save his life
都怪海绵宝宝
It was SpongeBob's fault
都是他提议要给蟹老板买♥♥床垫
Getting Mr. Krabs a new mattress was his idea
我就知道
I knew it
别急
Not so fast
这贺卡上面写着
This card says
都是我提议的
"This was all my idea
爱你的章鱼哥
Love, Squidward"
要是蟹老板没康复
If Mr. Krabs doesn't pull through
你就得去坐牢
you're going to jail
新床垫你买♥♥的海绵宝宝
You did this, SquarePants
要是你没去垃圾场找回蟹老板的床垫
If you don't get Mr. Krabs' mattress back from the dump
我就要宰
I am going to mur
再亲自帮你
Help you do it myself
他真的很在乎
He really does care
垃圾场
好一个垃圾场
What a dump
关
一定得进去章鱼哥
We've got to get in there, Squidward
蟹老板就指望我们了
Mr. Krabs is counting on us
海绵宝宝那边那个是要找的床垫吧
SpongeBob, isn't that the mattress over there?
太好了派大星
Terrific, Patrick
你找到了
you found it
什么
What?
在哪
Where?
我看看
Let me see
就在那边章鱼哥
Over there, Squidward
在那个特大看门虫底下
underneath that really big guard worm
意料之中
That figures
不会吧
Oh, no
太可怕了
This is horrible
怎么了医生
What is it, Doctor?
这位没医保
This man has no insurance
绝对住不起这间病房♥
He'll never be able to afford this room
还真是护士
You're right, nurse
把病人赶到走廊去快
Extract the patient to the hallway, stat
汽水
零食
那个确定就是蟹老板的床垫了
Well, that's Mr. Krabs' mattress all right
一起夺回来吧
Let's go get it
好下面是计划
Okay, here's the plan
你们两个静悄悄地潜进去
You two quietly go in there
从看门虫底下挪走床垫
remove the mattress out from under the guard worm
不能把虫子吵醒
without "waking the worm"
为什么
Why not?
吵醒就不礼貌了派大星
Because that would be rude, Patrick
垃圾场的虫子最凶了
And nothing's meaner than a junkyard worm
它会生吃了你们
He'll eat you alive
先等一下
Wait a minute
那你要干什么
What are you going to do?
我有最重要的任务在身
I've got the most important job
得要放哨保安全
I'm going to keep watch to make sure it's safe
那就谢了兄弟
Gee, thanks, buddy
不客气
My pleasure
快行动起来
Now let's get a move on
是不是很美啊派大星
Isn't it beautiful, Patrick?
坐这里风景尽收眼底
You can see everything from up here
你们俩白♥痴♥干什么
What are you morons doing?
派大星这边好像可以看到我们家
Hey, Patrick, I think I can see our houses from here
在哪
Where?
我看不到
I can't see 'em
再来一遍
Let's do it again
你们俩白♥痴♥干什么了
What did you idiots do?
章鱼哥你进去干什么
Squidward, what are you doing in there?
你应该放哨的
You were supposed to keep watch
对啊而且你还吵醒看门虫了
Yeah, and you woke up the guard worm, too
我才没有
I didn't do it
是你们吵醒
You blockheads woke
的
the
虫子
worm
医生
Doctor?
是的医生
Yes, Doctor
有关你的病人医生
Regarding your patient, Doctor
我有如下结论
I have come to this conclusion
是的请说
Yes, go on
必须特地把他挪开
We have to surgically remove him out
别让他挡了糖果贩卖♥♥机
from in front of the candy machine
零食
这样我才买♥♥得到坚果棒
so I can get to the Nutty-Nut Bar
好的
Of course
护士
Nurse
交给我
I'm on it
虫饵呼叫寻垫者
Worm Bait to Retriever
虫饵呼叫寻垫者我们进来了
Worm Bait to Retriever, we're in
完毕
Out
寻垫者呼叫虫饵
Retriever to Worm Bait
待在里面别出去
stay in, don't go out
明白
Understood
完毕
Out
出去
不对待着
No, in
完毕
Out
明白
Understood
完毕
Out
你们在垃圾场另一头是吧
You're on the far side of the dump, right?
是的
Affirmative
很好那就大吵大闹
Good, then make lots of noise
引走看门虫让它离开床垫
to draw the guard worm away from the mattress
方便我寻回床垫
so I can retrieve it
了解
Affirmative
完毕
Out
怪不得他会自称寻垫者
That's why he calls himself the Retriever
我们为什么要叫虫饵
Why are we called Worm Bait?
不知道
I don't know
对了
Oh, yeah
真是好办法派大星
Great idea, Patrick
我的完美计划太顺利了
And my perfect plan falls into place
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob?
怎么了派大星
Yes, Patrick?
我好像知道我们代号♥为什么叫虫饵了
I think I know why our code name is Worm Bait
虫子乖
Nice worm
虫子温柔点
Good, kind, gentle worm
海绵宝宝它喜欢你的木头勺子
Oh, SpongeBob, he likes your wooden spoon
还真是派大星
I think you're right, Patrick
看看它玩不玩捡棍子
See if he plays catch
好
Okay
看好棍子
See the stick, boy
快去捡
Go get it, boy
前方安全
Coast is clear
章鱼哥你真是个天才
Squiddy, you are a genius
怎么
What the?
我正好很需要木头勺子
I needed a wooden spoon
放屁♥股♥口袋保管省得弄坏
I'll just keep it safe from harm in my back pocket
现在来搬床垫
And now for the mattress
早该猜到的
I should have guessed
不好意思医生
Excuse me, Doctor
船骸管♥理♥员♥ 有什么事
Administrator Flotsam, what can I do for you?
我注意到你的病人蟹老板
It has come to my attention that your patient, Mr. Krabs
在门口的人行道昏迷不醒
is out on the front sidewalk