海绵宝宝（1999）
SpongeBob SquarePants
第四季
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海绵宝宝（1999）
SpongeBob SquarePants S04E06
Part 3
Aug. 11, 2025, 8:35 p.m.
We doth have a long journey ahead of us
幸好我给咱打包了干粮
It's a good thing I packed us a lunch
也就是美味的蟹黄堡
of delicious krabby patties
传说中的预言就这
This be the legendary prophecy?
电♥话♥簿
笑死我了
That be-eth rich
简直是在侮辱我 这样就不好笑了
T'would almost insult me, were it not so funny
痞老巫 汝属实过分自大矣
Planktonimor, thou art cocky
and overly-confident with thyself
相信我吧 凯伦
Trusteth in me, Karen
我知道我是在干什么
I doth knowest what I am doing
到这来 小家伙
Come hither, boy
把我的战书下放给蟹国王陛下
Deliver my demands unto his majesty, King Krabs
站住
Halt
来者何人
Who goes there?
我没看错吧
Doth mine eyes betray me?
是邪恶的黑暗骑士
'Tis the nefarious Dark Knight
黑暗骑士 我来求饶
Oh, Dark Knight, spare us please
别砍掉头 膝盖莫搞
Don't cut off our heads or boil our knees
带离他们
Pray, take these two
让我远走
And let me go free
我会给你送来
And I will give to thee some
奶酪
cheese
黑暗骑士
Dark Knight?
我再问一个问题 然后就肢解你们
I asketh once more, before I rip thee limb from limb
报上名来
Reveal thyself
我是海绵宝宝 这位是派大星
I am SpongeBob, and this is Patrick
我们是派来
We've been spent
从痞老巫手里救出珍珍公主的
to rescue Princess Pearl from Planktonimor
汝欲过此路
If thou wisheth to get across
必须过我这关
thou willst have to get through me
中世纪珊迪
Medieval Sandy
我知道怎么个对付法
I know how to handle this
整点空手道就行了
with a little karate
老天啊
By the hammer of Odin
这居然是我从来没见过的全新招式
this be a new fighting style mine eyes have not yet seen
我特坏
I am bad
好耶
Oh, yeah
汝欲辱我
Doth thou tryeth to insult me?
必先自取其辱
Thou whilst drink from the fountain of shame
听见没 派大星
Do you hear that, Patrick?
早说她会松鼠似的突过来
I told you she zings like a squir
厉害 中世纪珊迪
Good one, medieval Sandy
可是你能对付得了我的怒火之脚吗
But can you handle my feet of fury?
想来摩擦摩擦一下吗
Wouldst thou like a little rubdown?
你打败我了 黄骑士
You have bested me, yellow knight
打得真是快准狠 勇士海绵
Strike quick and true, noble sponge
我听不懂你刚刚说的话
I don't understand a word you just said
中世纪珊迪
Medieval Sandy?
你的样子不太对
You don't look so good
珊迪
Sandy?
珊迪
Sandy
咋
What?
派大星 起效了
Patrick, it's working
再来一遍
Do it again
你饶了我一命 好心的勇士海绵
Thou hast spared me, kind and noble sponge
作为对你们的回报
and to thee, I owe a debt of gratitude
我将跟随你们一同踏上征程
for I will follow you in your quest
打败痞老巫
to defeat Planktonimor
顺便跟你学空手道
and learn a trifle of that karate
空手道
Karate
陛下 陛下
Your majesty, your majesty
有份卷轴要寄给您
A scroll hath arrived for thee
汝须交出城池
"Thou must hand over thy village
及宝座
and thy throne?
否则汝之女将坠入岩浆大釜
Or thy daughter shall be dipped in a cauldron of lava?"
珍珍
Pearl
那是公主的惨叫声
That be the shriek of the fair princess
倾听公主 塔上惨叫
Hark, the princess, she screams from the tower
呼声表明 其命难保
By the sound of her shrieks, this is her final hour
紧要关头到了
Then time be of the essence
还记得计划吗
Doth we all remember thy plan?
不记得
No
我说的是记得
I mean yes
记得
Yes
我就这么说的
That's what I said
记得
Yes
快点前进吧
Then let us forge on
给我让开 野蛮人
Make way, heathens
黑暗骑士要过去
Dark Knight coming through
请表明你的来意 黑暗骑士
State thy business, Dark Knight
这些土包子图谋
These village idiots are conspirators
要对痞老巫大人造♥反♥
against Master Planktonimor
我需要知道痞老巫大人
and I needeth to know which form of torture
想怎么折磨这些可怜的蠢蛋
thy master wishes upon these wretched fools
可不可以五马分尸他们
Do I have their limbs tied to horses
and swiftly yanked apart--
还是一根一根拔掉眼睫毛
Or pluck each individual eyelash, one by one
让他们连愿望都许不了
taking away their every single last eyelash wish?
不要
No
不要不要不要
No, no, no
很好 黑暗骑士
Very well, Dark Knight
准许进入
Entrance be granted
不要不要不要
No, no, no
站住
Halt
拔根睫毛许个愿
Make a wish
你这办法真不错 海绵宝宝爵士
Goodsome thinking, Sir SpongeBob
表现得跟个穿尿布的小屁孩似的
posing as a frightened wee babe in ye old diapers
他们想不信都不行
did make it most believable
所以你觉得我们骗到他们了吗
Yeah, you think we fooled them?
珍珍公主
Princess Pearl
我必须得让预言成真
I must fulfill the prophecy
你去给派大星跟那个卖♥♥傻的松绑
while you untie Patrick and the royal doofus
那叫弄臣
That be royal fool
撑住 珍珍
Hang on, Pearl
我们来救你了
We're coming to rescue you
你马上就自♥由♥了
Freedom is at hand
我们马上就来
We're a-coming
就快到了
Almost there
我的海神王啊
Oh, dear Neptune
国王的城池马上就是我的了
Soon, the king's village will be mine
我的了
Mine
放了她
Unhand her
恶魔
fiend
预言就要实现了
The prophecy is nigh
我们是来救你的 珍珍
We're here to rescue you, Pearl
我能来杯水喝吗
Could I get a glass of water?
苏打水
要苏打水还是纯净水
Sparkling or regular?
纯净水
都不给
Psyche-eth
你整个就是裤头郡最讨人嫌的巫师
You truly are the nastiest wizard
in all of Bikini Bottomshire
准备好战败吧
Prepare to be vanquished
放马过来吧 混账
Bring it on-eth, knave
怎么
What the
哪去了
where?
我没看到你 你小死了
I didn't see you, you're so tiny
好痒
That tickles
法力真小
Tiny powers
我没事
I be-eth okay
好啊
Yes
快电他们
Sicceth them, boy
可能来首柔和短歌♥可以让你静下来
海绵宝宝（1999）
SpongeBob SquarePants
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