海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S04E01

Part 5 Aug. 11, 2025, 8:35 p.m.

我是说啊
I mean, arrgh
你们该不会以为
You didn't think
我只来领男子汉雄壮奖杯就走吧
I was just gonna collect
this here trophy of manly toughness
我可要另外提醒你们这些弱者
without reminding yous lily-livers
打一开始为什么我得奖了你们却没得
why you give it to me in the first place?
快来硬碰硬吧
Let's have at it
别放水
No holding back
使出全力
Give it your all
我不敢看
I can't watch
铁甲金钟罩
Armor Abs?
那个
Well, uh
我我我我我我
I-I-I-I-I-I
我就先拿走我的男子汉雄壮奖杯
I guess I'll just take my manly toughness trophy
回家去吧
and head home now
男子汉村再见小子
See you around Manville, boys
好汉
men
不要
No
他不是尤金蟹
He's not Eugene Krabs
我才是
I am
大家听我说
All right, lads
好好看看
Take a good look
这个才是我
This is who I am
我蜕了壳变得很
I've molted me shell and I'm
脆弱
vulnerable
但我绝不会吹泡泡又捉水母
But I'm certainly no bubble-blowing jellyfisher
无意冒犯海绵宝宝
No offense, SpongeBob
没放心上蟹老板
None taken, Mr. Krabs
走了小子
Come on, lad
回去吧
Let's go home
等一下
Wait a minute
有东西你忘带了
You've forgotten something
我不明白
I don't understand
承认你失去了自己的壳
Admitting you lost your shell
是我见过最强悍的事了
was the toughest thing I've ever seen
还有
And, uh
我有话要坦白
I have a confession
这些是假的
These are fake
什么
What?
看这边
Over here
你也是吗鱼雷肚
You too, Torpedo Belly?
其实鱼雷很久以前就取出来了
Actually, I had my torpedo removed long ago
这牙已经不是我参军当年的牙了
And these aren't the same choppers
that I had in the navy
我的铁眼其实是塑料装饰板做的
My iron eye is actually made of Formica
你看看蟹老板
Look at that, Mr. Krabs
你战友都有见不得人的小秘密
Your navy buddies all had something to hide
对啊太可悲了
Yeah, poor suckers
起码我壳还会再长回来
At least my shell will grow back