海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S04E08

Part 2 Aug. 11, 2025, 8:35 p.m.

我发现你的智慧也同样饶有趣味
I find your intellect rather stimulating as well
真的吗
Really?
谢了
Thanks
那派大星你觉得这题要怎么解
Well, Patrick, what do you think about this problem?
只要将某一系数的形式进行转换
You simply change the literal term to a coefficient
则可通过被减数得到所求的商
and the minuend will achieve the desired quotient
连构造最简单的哺乳动物
Even the simplest of mammals
略微思考都可以解出来
could figure it out with a little thought
你那几个意思派大星
What do you mean by that, Patrick?
我仅仅是认为
I'm merely suggesting
这种方程亟需补习而你却无能解开
you lack the ability to solve remedial equations
你是在说我傻吗
Are you suggesting I'm dumb?
我会用更高级的词汇来形容就比如
I'd use a more sophisticated word like
有缺陷
"impaired"
我看你最好该走人了
I think you'd better leave
我仅仅是在帮忙
I was only trying to help
我才用不着你这种帮忙大懂哥
I don't need your kind of help, Mr. Know-It-All
我更喜欢从前那个弱智的你
I liked you better when you were a barnaclehead
从来没想过我会失去最好的朋友
I never thought I'd lose my best friend
我又能如何争得过天才
How can I compete with geniuses?
虽然我满腹经纶却无人可以共享
Surrounded by knowledge and no one to share it with
无人与我相伴
no one I can call friend
曾经与我欢笑的那个人是谁
Who's that old chap I used to run with?
我的朋友海绵宝宝
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob
我的朋友派大星
至少派大星还是我记忆中的朋友
At least Patrick's my friend in my memories
美好的过去
The glory days
为何渐行渐远
Why have we grown apart?
我必须运用我所有的学识解开这问题
I must apply all that I know to solve this problem
欢乐学
那会是什么
What could it be?
有什么区别
What's different?
有什么
What?
我愿付出一切让昔日好友重回身边
I'd do anything
to have my old buddy back by my side again
来了
Coming
派大星
Patrick--
你是在绑♥架♥我吗
you're kidnapping me?
是的
Yes, I am
好耶
咱该干啥
What should we do?
我们要找回欢乐无论代价如何
We are going to have fun, whatever the cost may be
那就来吧
Let's do this
好我们来找回欢乐
Yes, let's have some fun
好耶
Oh, yeah
绝对没错
Absolutely
确定能让我发觉这种活动是欢乐的吗
Are you quite sure I found this activity to be fun?
确定
Yeah
是不是很欢乐啊派大星
That was fun, huh, Patrick?
欢乐是何时消失的海绵宝宝
When did the fun go away, SpongeBob?
是在你跳下那座悬崖
It went away when you jumped off that cliff
头撞没之后消失的
and knocked your head clean off
对了
That's it
咋了
That's what?
派大星你要干什么
Patrick, what are you doing?
我要重复我在那天的动作
I'm going to duplicate my actions from that day
悬崖危险
查明我变化的源头
to ascertain the origin of my chaannge
派大星
Patrick
坚持住兄弟
Hold on, buddy
行了
There you go
放心派大星
Don't worry, Patrick
上次能找回你的头这次肯定也行
I found your head last time, I'll find it again
不在这后面不在这下面
Not back there, not under here
万一找不到呢
What if I can't find it?
可怜的无头派大星
Poor headless Patrick
派大星你的头回来了
Patrick, your head is back
可是
But
觉得哪不一样没
do you feel different?
实际上毫无变化
Quite unchanged, actually
看来再也无法一同欢乐了
I guess we'll never have fun together again
你说你上次找到了我被移除的头颅
You said you found my dislodged cranial cap last time
没错
Yes?
你究竟是在哪里找到的
Where exactly did you find it?
本来是在这的
It was right here
不可能
Impossible
若我落在这我那断头的运动轨迹
If I landed here, the trajectory
of my dismembered skull
末态的位置不是那
would cause it to come to rest not there
而是这正好在原位置北面五米处
but here, exactly five meters due north
可如果说这是你的头那我捡到了啥
But if that's your head, then what did I pick up over?
珊瑚脑田
珊瑚脑
Brain coral
怪不得你变这么聪明兄弟
No wonder you got so smart, buddy
给你派大星
Here you go, Patrick
你的旧头
your old head
你确定你要放弃知识智慧
Are you sure you want to
give up being smart and phosisticated
只为再当我朋友吗
to be my friend again?
知识智慧无法替代友情
Knowledge can never replace friendship
我宁愿当个白♥痴♥
I prefer to be an idiot
你不只是个白♥痴♥ 派大星
Not just an idiot, Patrick
你还是我朋友
You're also my pal
派大星
Patrick?
说话啊派大星
Say something, Patrick
嗨海绵宝宝
Hi, SpongeBob
派大星你回来了
Patrick, you're back
派大星你回来了
Patrick, you're back
海章融合
我爱章鱼哥
章鱼哥我们爱你
Squidward, we love you
我们爱你章鱼哥
We love you Squidward
你是我偶像
you're my favorite
好了好了
All right, all right
又是一个丑陋的工作日
Time for another hideous day at work
就再忍♥一忍♥吧帅哥
Just hang in there, gorgeous
你会在明天的竖笛独奏会上大放异彩
Your star will shine at the clarinet recital tomorrow
又是一个超棒的工作日
Time for another glorious day at work
早安章鱼哥
Good morning, Squidward
今早是不是很美好啊
And isn't it a lovely morning?
你上班路上干嘛吹竖笛啊
Why are you playing the clarinet on your way to work?
我在给我的竖笛演奏会练习
I'm practicing for my clarinet recital
马上整个裤头村
Soon all of Bikini Bottom
认出我这才子那就是章鱼哥
will recognize the talent
that is Squidward Tentacles
再见海绵笨笨
Good-bye, SpongeBoob
蟹堡王见章鱼哥
See you at the Krusty Krab, Squidward
珊迪
Hey Sandy--
这什么东西
what's this?
这个是我新做的物质瞬移器
Well, this here's my new matter transporter
可以把东西转移到别处去
It can move things from one place to another
时间只要一眨眼
in the blink of an eye
听着高大上
That sounds fancy
给你示范下用法
Let me show you how it works
瞬移器遥控
返回
前进
它到哪去了
Where'd it go?
想到哪就到哪去
Just where you think it would be
我上班要迟到了
I'm late for work
你的机器能把我传送到蟹堡王去吗
Think your machine could zap me over to the Krusty Krab?
我一直很想来个生物来做实验的
Always did want to try a critter
可以有啥不行的
Sure, why not?
进去吧海绵宝宝
Get in there, SpongeBob
抓紧了
Hold on tight
珊迪感觉好
Gee, Sandy, this sure feels
又要上班了