海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S04E09

Part 2 Aug. 11, 2025, 8:35 p.m.

Thank you, Patrick
那个啥我会再给不少的我的好朋友
There's plenty more where that came from, my good friend
章鱼哥
Squidward
又咋了
What now?
我不喜欢我蟹黄堡上的皮
I don't like crusts on my sandwich
那个是面包
It's a bun
本来就全都是皮
It's all crust
我要怎么把面包上的皮给弄掉
How am I supposed to cut the crust off a bun?
削掉
Peel it
满意了吧
Happy?
客房♥服务
Room service
你点的五十份蟹黄堡来了
Here's the 50 Krabby Patties you ordered
你可不可以再给我做件事情
Could you do one more thing for me?
要不你叫海绵宝宝做吧
Why don't you ask SpongeBob?
好办法啊章鱼哥
Good idea, Squidward
我能为你效劳吗先生
How may I serve you, sir?
我要你来跟我一起吃掉这些蟹黄堡
I need you to eat these Krabby Patties with me
好的先生
Yes, sir
等会
Hold on
章鱼哥
Squidward
派大星要你帮忙
Patrick needs your help
什么
What?
他怎么不提前问我
Why didn't he ask me
我都好不容易一路走下楼了
before I walked all the way downstairs?
他本来说他不想打扰到你的
He said he didn't want to bother you
然而他又忘了这回事
But he got over it
万岁
Hooray
谢了章鱼哥
Thanks, Squidward
蟹老板这简直荒唐得不得了
Mr. Krabs, this is ridiculous
派大星的要求完完全全不合理
Patrick's being completely unreasonable
他爱怎么不合理就可以怎么不合理
He can be as unreasonable as he wants
看牌匾章鱼哥
The plaque, Squidward
看牌匾
The plaque
可是蟹老板
But Mr. Krabs
绝不拒绝客人的请求
Deny no guest
喂派大星
Well, hello, Patrick
你要章鱼哥马上过来吗
You need Squidward to come up right away?
会马上到的
He'll be right there
泡泡澡吗
A bubble bath?
我凭什么要给你洗泡泡澡
Why would I give you a bubble bath?
因为蟹老板说你会给我洗
Well, because Mr. Krabs said you would
一定要把我的后背擦得特别光亮
Be sure to make my back extra shiny clean
就这样了
That's it
我受够了
I've had enough
章鱼哥等等
Squidward, wait
马桶又堵着了
The toilet's backed up again
你不能坐那部电梯
You can't take that elevator
你可是员工
You're an employee
再也不当了
Not anymore
我辞职
I quit
辞职
Quit?
你不能辞职啊
You can't quit
欢迎光临蟹堡塔
Welcome to the Krusty Towers
章鱼哥
Squidward?
请来一间房♥ 要顶楼的
One room, please, on the top floor
你以为你在干什么
What do you think you're doing?
我要度假
I need a vacation
我劳累过度了
I'm overworked
何况蟹堡塔最适合放松了
And what better place to relax than Krusty Towers
这里绝不拒绝客人的请求
where we shall never deny a guest
连最荒唐的都一样
even the most ridiculous request
我没必要把房♥间租给你
I don't have to rent you a room
我有现金
I got cash
房♥门钥匙给你
Here's your room key
海绵宝宝把我东西提到我房♥间里去
SpongeBob, carry my things to my room
遵命客人先生
Aye, aye, guest sir
你可以把我抱到我房♥间里去
And you can carry me to my room
我凭什么要那么干
And why in tarnation would I do that?
你长着好端端的四条腿
You've got four legs that aren't broken
看牌匾
The plaque
我们绝不拒绝客人的请求
连最荒唐的都一样
17层
真可惜坐不了电梯
Too bad we couldn't take the elevator
可是电梯只让客人坐
but it is for guests only
而且你就只是一员工
and you are an employee
你的房♥间先生
Your room, sir
我想订购客房♥服务了
And I'd like to order room service
我要来份蟹黄堡
I'd like a Krabby Patty
要加奶酪脚趾甲
with cheese, toenail clippings
还有鼻毛
and nose hairs
你肯定是在开玩笑
You've got to be kidding me
我要它五秒钟就送来
And I want it here in five seconds
好的先生
Yes, sir
给你先生
Here you are, sir
行你的恶心三明治买♥♥到了
Well, you got your stinky sandwich
自己吃了吧
Now eat it
我可不吃这东西
I'm not going to eat this
你来吃
You are
什么
What?
要是以为我会吃你就是痴心妄想
You're out of your mind if you think I'm going to eat that
那个蟹黄堡其实并没有完全
That's not really a Krabby Patty
加了奶酪脚趾甲跟鼻毛
with cheese, toenails and nose hair
明白你意思了小子
Now I get you, boy
好了章鱼哥
All right, Squidward
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob
对不起蟹老板
Sorry, Mr. Krabs
奶酪都用光了
We were all out of cheese
万岁
Hooray
什么事章鱼哥
What is it, Squidward?
送一打饼干过来
Send up a dozen cookies
要有从前我妈做的那味
just like mother used to make
手工饼干来了
Here's your homemade cookies
完全没有我妈从前做的那味
These don't taste anything like mom used to make
那你妈是怎么做的饼干
Well, how did your mother make 'em?
我怎么知道
How should I know?
问我妈去
Ask my mother
章鱼夫人
邮件
你们好
Hello
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob
没有用蟹老板
No good, Mr. Krabs
让我来孩子
Allow me, boys
太棒了
Great
既然我待洗衣物放进了后备厢
Now that me laundry is in the trunk
你完全就能坐前边的地方
There's room for you to sit up front
我们去烤饼干吧孩子们
Let's go bake some cookies, boys
万岁
Hooray
怎样
Well?
真是厉害
I'm impressed
还真有我妈以前做的那味
These are just like mother used to make
希望我妈厨艺能更好点
I just wish mom was a better cook
所以你满意了吧
So you're all taken care of
就一个小小的问题
Just one teensy, tiny problem
这房♥间太丑了
This room is hideous
去重新设计
Redesign it
海神十四世的风格倒不错
Neptune the 14th would be nice
什么
What?
我们绝不拒绝客人的请求
"We shall never deny a guest
连最荒唐的都一样
even the most ridiculous request"
完美
Perfect
这房♥间就跟原先的一模一样啊这
This room is exactly the same as when we started
重回基础最好不过
Nothing like getting back to the basics