海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S04E10

Part 1 Aug. 11, 2025, 8:35 p.m.

准备好了吗孩子们
Are you ready, kids?
好了船长
Aye aye, captain
我听不见
I can't hear you
好了船长
Aye aye, captain
是谁住在深海的大菠萝里
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
方方黄黄伸缩自如
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
如果四处探险是你的愿望
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
准备
Ready
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
海绵宝宝
黑猩猩驾到
邮件
来了
It's here
看好了派大星
Behold, Patrick
官方正品高菲高伯挠背器
The official Goofy Goober back scratcher
才用了52个盒盖换来的
And it only cost me 52 box tops
好耶爽啊
Oh, yeah, that's it
我试试看
Let me try
派大星
Patrick
那不是挠背器
that's not the back scratcher
是我胳膊
That's my arm
抱歉
Sorry
这种好东西可不能我们独享
You know, we shouldn't keep this all to ourselves
应该让章鱼哥来试试看
We should let Squidward try it out
好
Yeah
出发
Onward
去章鱼哥家
to Squidward's house
滚开
Go away
去珊迪家
To Sandy's house
珊迪你得看看这个
Hey, Sandy, you gotta see this
珊迪
Sandy?
怎么回事
What's going on here?
珊迪没事吧
Sandy, are you okay?
怎么了珊迪
What's wrong, Sandy?
他们来了
They're coming
他们来了
They're coming
黑猩猩要来了
The chimps are coming
谁啊
Who?
我老板
My bosses
要过来视察了
They're coming for an inspection
我连着一周都在没日没夜地工作
I've worked day and night for a week
结果我每样发明都好不到哪去
but none of my inventions are any good
要是今天下午前还造不出伟大的发明
If I don't have a real impressive invention
by this afternoon
我经费就要被砍了
they'll cut my funding
只能离开裤头村了
and I'll have to leave Bikini Bottom
没事珊迪
Come on, Sandy
你肯定发明过不少有用的东西
I'll bet you invented lots of useful things
这个头盔看着就挺伟大
This helmet looks impressive
能干什么用
What's it do?
戴了就能跟坚果对话
It lets you talk to nuts
又有什么用
What use is that?
海绵宝宝呼叫花生
SpongeBob to Peanut
请回答花生
Come in, Peanut
它说什么
What's it saying?
它说
It says
里面好黑啊
"It's dark in here"
还有别的发明吗珊迪
Got anything else, Sandy?
这是我的坚果咖啡机
There's my nuttachino machine
能用任何坚果做出泡沫多的热咖啡
It makes a nice hot, frothy cup of any nut you choose
最后是我的全自动胡桃夹子机
And lastly, my fully automated nutcracker
胡桃
我连个简单的胡桃夹子都不会做
I can't even make a simple nutcracker
就只是有点小毛病嘛
So, it's got a few bugs
我跟派大星可以帮你修好的
Patrick and I'll help you fix it
对吧派大星
Right, Patrick?
派大星
Patrick?
不会有事的
Everything'll be fine
没用的海绵宝宝
It's no use, SpongeBob
我只好面对现实了
I just have to face facts
我要离开裤头村因为
I'll be leaving Bikini Bottom because
我是个废物
I'm a failure
不能让珊迪就这么离开派大星
We can't let Sandy leave, Patrick
要怎么办
What'll we do?
她老板要找发明对吧
They're looking for an invention, right?
对
Right
那咱就开始发明吧
So let's start inventing
好耶
Yeah
该认真起来了派大星
It's time to get serious, Patrick
对
Right
我有新发明了
I made an invention
是根可以拿来写字跟画画的棍子
It's a stick that you can draw or write stuff with
那叫铅笔派大星
That's a pencil, Patrick
早就发明了
It's already been invented
这个发明好
This is a good one
是个可以发光的玻璃球
It's a glass ball that lights up
这样就可以在黑暗里看见东西了
so you can see in the dark
灯泡早就发明了
Light bulb, already invented
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob
这个发明肯定行
I know this one will work
我发明了个平行宇宙
I've invented a parallel universe
那叫镜子派大星
That's a mirror, Patrick
早就发明了
It's already been invented
有人老是盗我创意
Somebody keeps stealing my ideas
我觉得你那创意挺不错的
Well, I thought it was a pretty good idea
我放弃
I give up
我什么都发明不出来
I'll never invent anything
公交
再见裤头村
So long, Bikini Bottom
我无法不辞而别
I can't leave without a good-bye
但千万别看不起我
But please don't think bad of me
假如我开始哭泣
If'n I start to cry
再见裤头村
So long, Bikini Bottom
有不少事物我都很想念
There's so many things I'll miss
从你拥挤的雾都
From your smoggy, crowded city
再到蜇人的水母
To your stingin' jellyfish
这里充满着不少事物
This town is filled with many things
我样样都很爱
That I've come to love
从地上飞行的鸟儿
From the birds that fly upon the ground
再到空中的花儿
To the flowers up above
再见裤头村
Farewell, Bikini Bottom
我一点也不愿离开
Now, I really hate to go
因为这一切当中我最想念的
'Cause the things I'll miss the most of all
当属我认识的好朋友
Are the friends I've come to know
我真为自己耻辱派大星
I'm ashamed of myself, Patrick
我这么快就放弃了
I gave up too quickly
一定要给珊迪的老板造出神发明
We'll build Sandy's bosses an invention so amazing
让他们一辈子都给珊迪经费不可
they'll give Sandy funding forever
汽水
完成了派大星
We've done it, Patrick
我们造出了全世界史上最伟大的发明
We created the greatest invention
the world has ever seen
派大星他们来了
Patrick, they're here
谁啊
Who?
珊迪的老板
Sandy's bosses
就因为他们我们一下午才都在发明
The reason we spent all afternoon inventing
我不知道你在说什么
I have no idea what you're talking about
你们好先生们
Good day, gentlemen
我来给大家介绍一下
Allow me to introduce ourselves