实习医生风云（2001）
Scrubs S08E10
Part 1
Dec. 16, 2020, 1:24 p.m.
第八季 第十集
实习医生风云
Okay, Mr. Rego,
好了 Rego先生
I know you've been complaining about the bedpans being too cold,
我知道你一直抱怨便盆太凉
so I used an incubator in
所以我就用儿科的
pediatrics to warm this bad boy up for you. Enjoy.
婴儿恒温箱帮你加温过了 享用吧
You know, I used to use an incubator to keep my lunch warm.
知道吗 我以前都用恒温箱保温我的午餐
Till some whiny new mom complained
直到有个爱发牢骚的新生母亲
that her preemie smelled like a ham sandwich.
抱怨她的早产儿闻着像个火腿三明治
Weird thing was, I had a tuna melt in there, not ham.
怪的是 我里面放的是金枪鱼三明治 不是火腿的
Most newborns smell amazing. An unlucky few are ham babies.
多数新生儿都很香的 只有少数不幸的是火腿宝宝
Oh! God, here comes the happiest person on the planet.
噢 老天 地球上最快乐的人来了
Hi! Hey! You look so beautiful today.
嗨 嘿 你今天真漂亮
Hi! Hi, Katie!
嗨 嗨 Katie
All the interns are going out for drinks. Do you wanna come?
实习生们都要出去喝一杯 你来吗
Yeah, I'll get my stuff.
好啊 我去拿东西
How about you, dude-chick?
你呢 男人婆
No, I'm gonna stay here and catch up on my scut work.
不 我还是继续留这儿打杂吧
You can try as hard as you want not to be my friend,
你可以尽全力不成为我的朋友
but eventually I'm gonna get you. Come on, Howie.
但早晚我会把你拿下的 走吧 Howie
If I get drunk enough, I'll undo my scrub bottoms
如果我够醉的话 我会解开手术裤
and let you do a shot off my butt.
让你从我屁♥股♥上喝一杯
All right.
好吧
I've noticed that you always stay here late
我最近发现你总是待到很晚
and work after your shift is over. I get a lot of work.
还自愿加班 我很多工作的
If you don't get out of the hospital every once in a while
如果你不时不时走出医院
and blow off some steam, this place will eventually crush you.
透透气的话 这地方会让你崩溃的
So go, okay? For me.
就去吧 好吗 算是为了我
Fine. Great.
行吧 这就好
Oh, my God, Caitlin, that baby's beautiful.
噢 老天 Caitlin 这宝贝儿真是漂亮
Ham baby.
火腿宝宝
What? Hell no.
什么 他妈的见鬼了
Got you.
搞定
Holy mackerel!
好家伙
Oh, my God. This can't get any worse.
噢 老天 还能更惨点儿么
That is one long-ass booby hair.
这根乳毛可真够长啊
Like most hospitals, Sacred Heart makes their interns
像诸多医院一样 圣心医院会让实习生们
put on a sketch show roasting the senior staff.
上演一场嘲弄资深医生的小品表演
It was never any good, but this year it would be.
向来都是惨不忍♥睹 但今年不会
Okay, people, before we begin,
好了 大伙儿 在开始前
you need to accept one simple truth.
你们需要接受一件简单的事实
We are funny, and you are not. Sucks to hear, doesn't it?
我们很幽默 可你们不是 听着挺不爽 是吧
We will be writing all of your sketches.
我们会帮你们写好所有的段子
You're welcome. Let's jump right in.
不客气 咱们开始吧
I need two volunteers to go full frontal. Howie?
先自愿上来两个正面全♥裸♥的 Howie
No, I have eczema.
不行 我有湿疹
Sunny, Denise? Maybe rubbing some oil on one another?
Sunny Denise 来给对方抹抹身体油什么的
Yeah, sure, no problem. No, not at all.
好 没问题 不 死也不行
Okay, well, then let's cut the leukemia sketch.
好吧 那白血病的段子就算了
Dude, no, that sketch is gold.
哥们儿 不要啊 那段子多精品啊
Well, if they're not naked, they're just sad and dying.
嗯 如果不裸体的的话 他们就只是悲哀的将死之人
What's funny about that?
那有什么好笑的
We make them British. Good save.
我们让他们扮成英国人 好主意
It's back in, but only because this man is a comic genius.
白血病段子回归 多亏这哥们儿是个喜剧天才
Wayne Brady 本身就是美国黑人喜剧演员 <老友记> <老妈老妈浪漫>史均有出演
I have been called the black Wayne Brady.
人称我为黑人Wayne Brady
Okay, try and believe in us, guys.
好了 试着相信我们吧 大伙儿
This thing has not been
这事已经无聊
funny for eight years, when we were interns.
八年了 那时我们还是实习生呢
I love Jesus And, Jesus, he loves me
我爱耶稣 耶稣 他也爱我
One, two, three, Jesus!
一 二 三 耶稣
I sure do love me some Jesus. I know, Laverne.
我真是很爱耶稣啊 我知道 Laverne
You rang?
叫我了
The Messiah, ladies and gentlemen. The Messiah.
弥赛亚 女士们先生们 弥赛亚
Shalom and nanu-nanu, my friends.
您们好啊 朋友们
Oh! Hell no. Front row.
噢 想都别想 前排的
There will be a 20-minute intermission.
接下来是20分钟的中场休息
I never saw her coming.
没想到她会冲上台
She was killed in a car accident. I miss her.
她死于一场车祸 我想念她
Anyway, let's be funny for her.
不论如何 我们幽默起来吧 为了天上的她
Hey, will you hand me those blood gas reports, Sonja?
嘿 你能把血气检测的结果给我么 Sonja
You can call me "Sunny."
你可以叫我"Sunny"(阳光的)
My dad nicknamed me that because he said I brighten up a room.
我爸给我起的绰号♥ 他说我可以照亮整个房♥间
Of course, in college, I had a few dark years.
当然 在大学时候 我也有过几年黑暗时期
My car was stolen, I had three...
我车被偷了 我做过三次
Was it three? No, four. I had four abortions.
是三次吧 不 四次 我做过四次人流
I'm joking!
开玩笑的
I'm gonna kill you with a hammer.
我要用拿锤子砸死你
Why are you laughing? 'Cause I'm scared. I'm not that strong.
你笑什么 因为我害怕 我没那么坚强
So, how was last night, Denise?
昨晚过得怎么样 Denise
I ended up staying here and finishing my casework.
我还是留在这儿完成我的个案报告了
What the hell?
搞什么
At least with my patients, I'm used to being ignored.
至少对于我的病人 我已经习惯被无视了
Like with Mr. Cooper after his triple bypass.
就像Cooper先生做完三重心脏搭桥手术后
I told him to start eating healthier,
我告诉他要开始健康的饮食
he goes right back to scarfing down bacon burgers.
结果他一回去就猛吞培根汉堡
And you wanna know where he is now, Denise?
想知道他现在怎样了吗 Denise
He's dead, isn't he? No, he just moved back to Phoenix.
他死了 是不是 没 他只是搬回到凤♥凰♥城了
I was going to say that he was dead,
我本来想说他死了的
but I think saying that about
但我觉得说还活着的人
people who are still alive is a huge jinx.
死了会招来巨大的厄运
Look, when I kicked you out of the hospital last night...
听着 我昨晚撵你走
Please don't be Mr. Cooper dead. Please don't be Mr. Cooper dead.
千万别是Cooper先生的死讯 千万别
Nope, just my mom. Ignore.
没 只是我妈 拒接
Look, I promise I'll get out of the hospital tonight. Okay?
听着 我保证今晚走 好吗
Deal. Now come on. I want you guys both to see this case.
说定了 来吧 我想让你俩看看这病例
She's a 16-year-old girl with cyclical neutropenia.
她是个16岁患有周期嗜中性白血球减少症的少女
It's a rare disorder that
这是种罕见的周期性
periodically shuts down her entire immune system.
关闭其整个免疫系统的功能失调
Basically, every three weeks she almost dies.
基本上 每三周她都要濒死一次
Hey, Brianna, Mrs. Tarasi.
嘿 Brianna Tarasi女士
Just wanted to introduce you to Sunny and Denise.
来向你们介绍一下Sunny和Denise
They're the interns who'll be covering the floor today.
她们是今天负责照管这层楼的实习生
Oh! Cool.
噢 酷
If you guys give me your cell numbers,
如果你们把手♥机♥号♥给我的话
I can text you if I need anything.
我有事会发短♥信♥给你们的
These kids with their texting and their cell phones.
现在这些孩子总是短♥信♥啊和手♥机♥啊
Our generation never had that stuff. Yeah.
咱们这代就从没那些东西 是啊
I just kind of feel like, I don't know,
我只是觉得 那什么
there's three generations in the room right now.
现在这病房♥里有三代人呢
If you want to instant message me,
如果你想给我发送即时消息的话
my screen name is Sunnyhoneybunny.
我的用户名是Sunnyhoneybunny(阳光甜心小兔兔)
Of course it is.
当然了
Do you have teenagers? How old do you think I am?
你孩子十几了 你是觉得有我多老啊
What's up? Where have you been?
大家好吗 你哪儿去了
Oh! How could you be late?
噢 你怎么能迟到呢
This is our sketch show!
这是我们的小品节目啊
Our sketch show!
我们的小品节目啊
Our sketch show!
我们的小品节目啊
That's cool, man. It's just a sketch show.
没事的 伙计 就是个小品节目罢了
Our sketch show!
我们的小品节目啊
Okay, let's assign sketches. Partner up, please.
好了 我们分配表演任务 请找搭档吧
Yikes.
哎呀
I'll be with Denise. Problem solved!
我和Denise一组 问题解决了
Can we go now?
能走了吗
Good morning. Okay, I think
早上好 好了 我觉得
we should just get this out in the open.
我们还是打开天窗说亮话吧
I saw you pluck your special hair the other day.
那天我看见你拔特殊部位的毛发了
I was there. I saw.
我当时在场 看到了
Question is, what are we gonna do about it?
问题是 我们该怎么办呢
I have an idea. Let me speak first. May I? Good.
我有个主意 我先说 可以吗 很好
I believe that you should give me the hair,
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