拉米

Ramy S02E07

Part 4 June 4, 2020, 11:10 a.m.

利用某个女人
to use a woman.
我又不是你
I'm not you.
好吧好吧要是
All right, all right. Hey, hey, what if, uh...
要是我帮你呢
What if I‐‐what if I‐‐ what if I help you?
那个
Like‐‐like, dude,
如果你要死了
if you're gonna die or something,
那我帮你撸
I'll, uh... I'll jerk you off.
你认为帮我撸比招♥妓♥的禁忌程度低吗
You think jerking me off is less haram than a hooker?
我不知道我不知道
I don't know. I don't know, all right?
我只是想做正确的事
I‐I‐I‐‐I'm just‐‐I'm just trying to do the right thing.
你♥他♥妈♥什么毛病
The fuck is wrong with you?
你想帮我撸
You want to jerk me off
好让你觉得
so you can feel...
自己是个好穆♥斯♥林♥
like a better Muslim.
休想用我的精♥液♥
You're not going to use my come
来洗刷你的罪恶
to wash your sins.
好吧好吧我们...
All right, man. Okay, all right. Just let's...
我们找人来
We'll‐‐we'll call somebody.
-谢谢谢谢 -好的
‐ Thank you. Thank you. ‐ Okay.
-快点 -好马上
‐ Hurry up. ‐ All right, I'm on it.
你到哪了
What part are you at?
我到克尔白了
I'm at the Kaaba.
太不真实了
It's so unreal.
真的吗天呐
Really? Oh, man.
我感觉我...
It feels like I'm...
-真的吗 -太神奇了
‐ For real? - It's so amazing.
就像
It's‐‐it's like a‐‐
外面雪下得像末日一样
it's like an apocalypse of snow outside,
但是
and...
我在...
I'm in...
能感受到温暖
like, feel the warmth.
真能感受到
Like, really feel it?
几乎吧
I mean, almost.
好的
Okay.
阿布杜拉亲爱的
看在安♥拉♥的份上替我亲吻那块黑石头
兄弟我知道有个人曾经亲吻过黑石头
Bro, I know a guy who kissed the Black Stone once,
第二天就长疱疹了
woke up the next day with a cold sore.
整个朝觐他不得不旁观
He had to sit out the rest of Hajj.
你说错了你醉了
You're saying it wrong. You're drunk.
我也有要洗刷的罪过
I got some sins I gotta clear, too.
如果你能来那就太好了
If you could please make it, that‐‐that would be, uh, amazing.
好的谢谢林赛
Okay, thank you, Lindsay.
又不行
Another no?
她说她尽量
She said she's gonna try,
但雪太大了没人想来
but nobody wants to come because of the snow.
-操 -我什么都试了
‐ Ah, fuck. - I tried everything, dude,
所有的网站
every website.
我联♥系♥了一个皮条客
I talked to a pimp.
现在皮条客有我的手♥机♥号♥码了
Like, a pimp has my phone number right now.
谁知道他会拿去做什么
I don't‐‐he could do anything with that.
我...
I...
好吧听着
All right, listen.
如果这不是
If this is not
为了讨好你的安♥拉♥
about pleasing your Allah...
那也许
Then maybe...
你可以做
you can do this.
我觉得
Look, man, I‐I don't think
这事讨好不了安♥拉♥
Allah would be pleased by this.
告诉我你会怎么做
Just tell me how you would do it.
我觉得我会尽量
Look, I think I'd just try to do
尽可能减少肢体接触
whatever, you know, the lowest‐impact version of it would be.
也许我会
Like, maybe, uh, I'd put
用我的手握住你的手
my hand on your hand,
然后就那样
and just kind of, like,
握着你的手动感觉像是你自己在做
guide like that so it feels like you, like you're doing it.
不行你会拉伤我的肩膀
No, man. You'd pull my shoulder out.
好吧
Right, okay. Um...
要是用这条毛巾呢
W‐what if I take this towel, yeah?
这毛巾很软
It's a soft towel.
我把它盖上然后就这样
I place it on, and I just kind of, like, you know,
两端会产生扭矩然后
the two ends and just kind of create some torque and‐‐and‐‐and...
行吧
Fine.
你要保证
Just promise me
你会讨厌这事
that you're going to hate this.
告诉我你会被恶心到
Just tell me you're grossed out by it.
告诉我你是个垃圾穆♥斯♥林♥
Tell me you're a shitty Muslim.
对我被恶心到了
I'm‐‐yeah, dude, I'm grossed out by it,
而且我
and I'm...
我是个垃圾穆♥斯♥林♥
I'm‐‐I am a shitty Muslim, all right?
我他妈我是个垃圾穆♥斯♥林♥
I'm a‐‐I'm a fucking‐‐ I'm a piece of shit Muslim.
-感觉到了吗 -嗯
- Feel it? ‐ Yeah, yeah.
好我是想...
Okay, I'm just trying to get...
-不行不管用 -不行吗
- No, no, it's not working. ‐ No? No, no?
不行要蹭破了
No, I'm getting rug burn.
抱歉抱歉
Sorry, sorry.
-这样呢 -嗯没事
- Yeah? - Yeah, it's fine.
好吧我试试这个枕头
Okay, um, let me just try the pillow.
-行 -试试用
‐ Sure. ‐ Try it‐‐try it with the...
-行 -行吗试试
‐ Yeah. ‐ Yeah? Let's try to...
-好 -好吗
‐ Uh, great. ‐ Yeah?
塞进去
Put it there.
塞进去好
Get in there, yeah.
-行了吗 -行
‐ Yeah? Okay. ‐ All right.
老兄轻点
Dude, ease up.
我...好
I'm‐‐I'm‐‐all right.
不慢点
No, no, easy.
好
Okay, okay.
靠
Ah, shit, ow.
我试试别的
Okay, let me try something.
你能放到前进挡吗
Put‐‐can you put it in drive?
-放到前进挡 -什么
- Put it in drive. ‐ What?
放到前进挡
Put it in drive. Just put it...
-搞什么 -放到前进挡
‐ What the fuck? ‐ Just put it in drive.
-行吧 -好了吗
‐ Okay, fine. ‐ You got it?
-嗯 -动了吗
‐ Yeah. ‐ It's moving?
好
Okay.
拉米你干什么
Ramy, what are you doing?
什么
What?
-不行 -好吧
- No. ‐ Okay.
关掉停下不管用
Turn it off. Stop. This isn't working.
我知道我知道不管用
Yeah, I know, dude. I know it's not fucking working.
-我是想... -闭嘴
- I'm trying to‐‐ ‐ Shut the fuck up
让我缓缓
and give a minute.
好了
All right, look.
我成年后就一直在做这事
I've been doing this for my entire adult life,
想要完事
and there is only one way
只有一个办法
that this is going to get done.
你得用手
You have to use your hands.
-直接上手 -嗯我明白
- Bare hands. ‐ Yeah, yeah, I get that.
-速战速决吧 -好吧
‐ Just get it over with. - Okay, all right.
好凉好凉
Cold, cold!
-抱歉抱歉 -靠
‐ Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. ‐ Shit.
-拜托老兄 -你想要我
- Come on, dude. - You want me to, like‐‐
-用热水冲冲吗 -对
- maybe I'll put some hot water on it. - Yeah.
好好的
Yeah? Okay, all right.
老天你的血液循环比我还差
Jeez, you have, like, worse circulation than me.
快点
Oh, hurry up, man.
我要死了
Oh, I'm dying, dude.
好来了
Okay, all right, dude.
稍等一下好吗
Just‐‐just give me a sec, all right?