拉米

Ramy S02E06

Part 2 June 4, 2020, 11:10 a.m.

在世界上其他地方
Everywhere else in the world,
他们会像扔糖一样给你打五星
they just throw five stars at you like candy.
妈冷静
Mom, calm down.
他们调查完你的账户后
I'm sure once they look into your account,
肯定就会重新激活的
they're gonna reactivate it,
你很快就能重新上路了
and you're gonna be driving soon.
迪娜下周我要去公民身份面试
Dena, next week I have my citizenship interview.
你明白吗
Do you understand?
这很严重
This is very serious.
要是他们发现我有过失
If they find out that I am delinquent,
一切就都完了
everything will be ruined.
妈
Okay, Mom,
我觉得政♥府♥不会在乎4.5的评分
I don't think the government cares about a 4.5 rating.
你怎么知道
And how do you know?
你根本不是律师对吗
You're not even a lawyer. Right?
你只是学生
You're only a student.
我跟你说全球所有系统都息息相关懂吗
I tell you, all the global systems are connected. Right?
我一直叫你去看那部YouTube电影
I keep telling you to watch that YouTube movie.
叫什么来着《脆弱》《脆弱》
What's it called? "The Loose..." "The Loose..."
-《脆弱的变化》 -对《脆弱的变化》
- "Loose Change." - "The Loose Change." Yeah.
总之我得找出那个乘客是谁
Anyway, I have to find out who that passenger was
然后找到对方并道歉
and try to find them and apologize.
听着你刚收到通知对吗
Okay, look, you just got the notice, right?
所以肯定是最近几天的行程
I‐I'm sure the ride was in the last few days,
跟我说说你的乘客
so just tell me about some of your passengers.
好我想想
Okay. Let me think.
昨天
Yesterday...
昨天我六点起床
Yesterday, I woke up at 6:00.
然后做拉伸
Then I stretched.
做的是蛙式拉伸
It's called the‐the frog stretch.
美国宪法共有多少个修正案
然后我开始复习
亚莉克莎美国宪法共有多少个修正案
Alexa, how many amendments are there in the Constitution?
27?
宪法修正案共有27个
The Constitution has 27 amendments.
棒
Yes!
然后我看见你穿的衣服
Then, I saw what you were wearing.
我说你穿得像小丑
I said you looked like a mime.
我还让拉米把帽子摘了
I also told Ramy to take his hat off.
他穿得像黑帮
He looked like a gang member...
妈打住
Mom, stop.
跟我说乘客的事就成
Just tell me about the passengers.
我接上了一个穿着破西装的女商人
I pick up this businesswoman in a bad suit.
她的发型很难看
Real ugly hair.
然后我接上了一群女孩
Then I picked up a group of girls.
她们在车上大声唱歌♥
They were singing loudly
唱的是那个蜥蜴女歌♥手的歌♥
that song by that woman Lizard.
就是那个特别胖还很自豪的女人
That one who's happy because she's so fat.
然后我又接上了一个女孩
Then I picked up this girl.
她是日本人
She was Japanese,
但我觉得投诉的人不是她
but I don't think she's the one that complained.
我们度过了一段愉快的时光
We had really great fun together.
我喜欢日本人他们很爱干净
I love those people. They are so clean.
他们来乘车下车后车更整洁了
They take a ride, and then the car is tidier than before.
就像近藤麻理惠一样
Like Marie Kondo.
-你知道吧 -知道
- You know her? - Yes.
我告诉那个女孩
So I told this girl
我正在为下周的美国公民入籍考试复习
that I am studying for my immigration test next week.
-是吗 -是的
- Yeah? - Yeah.
我还记得我爸爸的申请过程
I remember when my dad went through that process.
-很不容易 -确实很难
- It's not easy. - It's not really, no.
其实
Actually...
你介意帮我复习吗
do you mind helping me study?
然后她说...
And she goes, "Um..."
给
Here.
她问了我关于富兰克林·罗斯福的问题
She quizzed me on Franklin Roosevelt.
迪娜
You know, Dena,
罗斯福是二战时期的美国总统
he was the President of the United States during World War II,
也是大萧条时期的美国总统
and during the Great Depression.
真棒妈
Well done, Mom.
然后我接上了一个和你年龄相仿的男人
Then, I picked up this guy, around your age.
你是阿♥拉♥伯人还是墨西哥人
Omar Arabic or Mexican Omar?
阿♥拉♥伯人
Yeah, Arabic.
很高兴认识你
你好吗
赞美真♥主♥
Alhamdulillah!
埃及人吗
当然
我父母都来自埃及
Both my parents are actually from Egypt.
你是做什么的
And what do you do?
我是放射科医生
I'm a radiologist.
医生吗太棒了
A doctor? That's great.
厉害
Impressive.
我问他结婚了没有
I asked him if he was married.
肯定结婚了那么帅的医生
He must be. Handsome doctor.
他举起两只手
So he held up both his hands.
双手空空没戴戒指
I could see his fingers were naked, so, of course,
所以我就开始跟他聊你
I started telling him about you.
你应该见见我的女儿迪娜
You know, you should meet Dena, my daughter.
她非常固执
She is very stubborn.
她做的库夏里不怎么样
Her kushari is not really very good,
还总是说脏话
and she curses a lot.
嘴上总说他妈的他妈的
Always fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
但要是灯光合适的话
But, under the right lighting,
她真的很漂亮
she is really beautiful.
他要下车的时候
When I drop him off,
我给他看了一张你的照片
I showed him a picture of you...
-谢谢你载我一程 -他笑了
- All right, thanks for the ride. - And he smiled.
等等你看这就是她
Wait, wait. Look, there she is.
但我能看出来那是客套的笑容
But I could see that it was a polite smile,
因为他的眼神很忧伤
because his eyes were very sad.
-晚安 -晚安
- Have a good night. - Have a good night.
你给他看了什么照片
What picture did you show him?
这张
That one.
这他妈是什么啊
What the fuck is this?
你看你又说脏话
You see that cursing?
那个医生听到你总是说脏话
The doctor was not very happy
不是很满意
when I told him that you curse too much.
好吧随便吧
Okay, you know what? Whatever.
我竟然忘了
I forgot.
实际上我接上了一个男人
In fact, I‐I picked up this a guy
穿得像个女人
that was dressed as a woman,
但他说他既不是男人也不是女人
but he said he was not a man or a woman.
等等发生什么了
Wait, what happened?
我不知道就是有点奇怪
I don't know, it was a little bit strange
因为他一直说我应该称呼他为"他们"
because he kept saying I should call him "they",
好像他是两个人似的
as if he was two people.
索菲娅吗
Sophia?
对
Yeah.
他上了车
He came into the car.
这个男人穿得像女人一样
This man, dressed as a woman.
车里好闷
It's stuffy in here.
我很不解
I get confused,
所以我猜他大概要去
so I think maybe he is going to...
化妆舞会
A costume party?
什么
I'm sorry?
你穿着女装
You're wearing a women's dress,
你是要和朋友们开玩笑吗
so are you playing a joke on your friends?
裙子不分男女
It's just a dress.
裙子为穿者而存在
Dresses are for whoever wears them.
妈你不明白这有多冒犯吗
Mom, how do you not understand how offensive that is?
我跟他说我知道凯特琳·詹娜
I told him that I knew Caitlyn Jenner,
我还说当他变成女人时
and I told him when she became a woman,
她成了卡戴珊家族的第四美女